Talk:Tucker Max

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• Your whole life, other people are going to try to crush your dreams, and the only thing you can do is fight them. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, but the day you give up the fight is the day your soul dies.

• Fuck you Karma.

• Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

• What is this, Sesame Street foreplay?

• I hope they serve beer in hell.

• If they can't take a joke, fuck them.

• There is a God, and He hates me.