What exactly is it that make your fans think you are some successful leading world academic, when the dirty little secret of your frankly third-rate track record tells an entirely different story? Sorry, Craig, but from the point of view of peer-review literature, you are an unsuccessful academic midget. ... Sorry, "Two-Citations" Craig, but it's reality check time. We both know that all those trees that laid down their lives such that your name could appear in print, died in vain.
There is the man who japes and the man who naturally wishes to be courteous, neither of whom actually know the meaning of life; although one, however, may be quite certain of knowing it, while the other may only suspect he doesn't. ~ Robin Loonheart (talk) 10:54, 8 February 2016 (UTC)