- When the scrappy plumber died,
His wife, with humor grim,
Decided, knowing his habits well,
To bury his tools with him.
- Here lies my wife; here let her lie!
Now she's at rest, and so am I.
- Seek a wife in your own sphere
- Latin proverb
- All wives are unjustly slighted for the faults of a few.
- A man who has two wives, of course, is always called a bigamist;
But when he has some three or four, we guess he is a pigamist.
- Florida Times-Union.