Tank Girl (film)

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Tank Girl is a 1995 motion picture based on English comic series drawn by Jamie Hewlett and written by Alan C. Martin.

Dialogue from Tank Girl movie[edit]

Tank Girl[edit]

[Narrating, "Tank Girl" Rebecca describes the post-comet world.]
Tank Girl: It hasn't rained in 11 years! Now, 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub. So it ain't all bad.

[As Jet sobs over her lost hangar privileges, Tank Girl slides out from under a vehicle to chat.]
Tank Girl: Oh, I was just thinkin' about leavin' this place. It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down.

[As Jet cries in the female lavatory, Tank Girl slides under the cubicle door to console her.]
Tank Girl: You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid... You just gotta go, "Daddy? Are you sure this is right?"

[Sitting on the barrel of her tank gun, Tank Girl pulls alongside the arms truck drivers.]
Tank Girl: Feelin' a little inadequate?

[At Liquid Silver, Tank Girl and Jet take the Madam captive.]
Tank Girl: NOW! EVERYBODY drop your guns… or I scrape off all her make-up.
[She moves in on the Madam's face with a razor, then pulls back in disgust.]
Tank Girl: This might take me a really long time.

[Tank Girl takes up a boxing stance after Kesslee's arm gets wedged into a giant gear.]
Tank Girl: [as Muhammed Ali] Oh, I'm so pretty. I'm-a gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!

Dialogue[edit]

Tank Girl: [to Sergeant Small] Quit pickin' on my girlfriend!
[kisses Jet Girl]
Sergeant Small: Ugh... shit! God, that is..
[he leaves in disgust]
Jet Girl: Thanks, I think it worked.
Tank Girl: [grinning] What worked?

T-Saint: I say we kill 'em!
Donner: I say we hump 'em.
Booga: I say we eat crumpets and tea.
Deetee: Tasty! Crumpets and tea. All in favor of crumpets and tea, say "aye".
Rippers: Aye!
T-Saint: Shut up! Ain't gonna be no crumpets and tea.

Tank Girl: Who'd you used to be?
T-Saint: A cop.
Tank Girl: Figures.

[to Tank Girl and Jet Girl]
Deetee: Okay, we're gonna give you babes a chance to prove yourselves. Call it an initiation.
T-Saint: You fail, you die!
Donner: Yeah, but first, you gotta strip.
Booga: That's not in the plan.
Deetee, T-Saint, Donner: Why not?

Donner: And these are so you can hear us. [to Tank Girl] This one's for you. [to Jet Girl] And this one... I made especially for you. Let me help you put it on 'cause it's kinda tricky...
[Donner 'accidentally' drops it down her shirt and fumbles for it]
I'm sorry. How clumsy of me.
Jet Girl: Get off!
Donner: It was hard to clip on.

[Tank Girl and Jet Girl are captured and gassed with Nitrous Oxide by the Rippers.]
T-Saint: How much are they paying you?
Tank Girl:[laughing maniacally] Two dollars and fifteen cents!!

[Tank Girl and Booga are lying together]
Booga: See, it's one of Johnny Prophet's dreams. See how the people are all free, and the water just comes down from the sky and it don't cost nothin'. With flowers, and rainbows...
Tank Girl: It's beautiful...

[Jet Girl has a gun pointed at Small's head]
Sergeant Small: Fuck me...
Jet Girl: How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want to.

Tagline from Tank Girl movie[edit]

  • In 2033, justice rides a tank and wears lip gloss

External links[edit]

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