Teacher's Pet (2004 film)

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Disney's Teacher's Pet is a 2004 animated musical film based on the television series of the same name; the film ends the central storyline of the series. The film was produced by DisneyToon Studios, and released theatrically on January 16, 2004. Despite being a box office bomb, the film did very well with critics.


  • [upon receiving an attendance medal] Thank you, Mrs. Helperman. This is just the thing to go with my Science medal, my Math medal, and my Sports medal. Not to mention my medal for self-esteem.
  • What is it with this family and singing? I'm starting to feel a little VonTrapped.
  • Time sure flies when you're changing species.
  • I wanna be a boy.
  • I had to come. I had to be with you. And I needed a ride to Florida for my own self-serving reasons, but why spoil a beautiful moment?
  • Hey, I'll do the clichéd Irish dialogue around here.

Ivan Krank[edit]

  • It's alive. IT'S ALIVE. That's a good start.

Mr. Jolly[edit]

  • Outside? But I'm an indoor cat. I'm afraid of the outside. [whimpers]

Pretty Boy[edit]

  • I ain't no fairy.


Mr. Jolly: AAAAAIE. It's a monster. It's hideous.
Pretty Boy: It's just your reflection.
Mr. Jolly: Oh... AAAAAIE.

Pretty Boy: Well, I wanna be a rooster in a hen house, but I just don't see it happening. Isn't that right, Mr. Jolly?
Mr. Jolly: It's too early in the morning for hypothetical discussion, but since you brought it up... you? A rooster?

Pretty Boy: Florida, Schmorida! It's just Jersey with palm trees!
Mr. Jolly: Well, I suppose most people don't arrive by garbage truck.

Ivan Krank: Oh, haven't you heard, my good man? Nature is dead! Science is king!
Mr. Jolly: Oh, that is just wrong on so many levels.

TV Actress: John.
TV Actor: Marsha.
TV Actress: John.
TV Actor: Marsha.
Spot/Scott: Yawn. Mush-a.


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