Teen Titans/Season 2

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Teen Titans Season 2 (2004).


How Long is Forever? [2.01][edit]

[In the future, Starfire attempts to talk to a detached future version of Raven, who has her back turned.]
Starfire: Raven? Raven, it is Starfire, your friend.
Starfire: Please, Raven, I...
Starfire: You must listen, I am here because...
Starfire: Your mind. Without friends, you must have-
[As she reaches out to touch Raven, Raven forms a telekinetic Raven to act as a barrier. Starfire leaves]

[During the fight with Warp, a blast from Cyborg's cannon hits warp; Nightwing and Starfire look over]
Future Cyborg: Boo-yah.
Starfire: Cyborg! You are repaired!
Nightwing: Glad you could make it.
Future Cyborg: Wouldn't have missed it. Now, who said y'all could start without me?
Warp: So sorry. Perhaps I should finish you first!
[Beast Boy appears in lion form, charging at Warp. He swipes at Warp and joins the other Titans. Warp begins to charge up his gun and black telekinetic energy envelopes him and he gets flung across the room, hitting the wall. The other Titans look in shock and look over to the corner - a black energy Raven appears from the ground, rises up and turns into Raven.]
[She flies over and joins the other Titans]
[Beast Boy transforms back to human form and notices Nightwing's hair]
Future Beast Boy: Dude... that is so unfair.

Every Dog Has His Day [2.02][edit]

Beast Boy: Dude! I'm going to try to beat the world record of most tofu eaten in one hour. Wanna be my official witnesses?

Soto: Bad dog. Soto will punish.

Only Human [2.04][edit]

Atlas: I didn't think you would come... humans scare easily.
Cyborg: I'm only half human!
Atlas: And half of nothing is still nothing.

Robin: You wanted a fair fight? That's what you're going to get!
Atlas: Five against one? This is a fair fight?
Beast Boy: Think of us as referees.
Cyborg: It's just you and me.

Fear Itself [2.05][edit]

[After the movie]
Beast Boy: [Sticks head up from behind couch] Is it over?
Starfire: [Eyes closed, hiding face in Robin's cape] I dare not open my eyes to find out!
Cyborg: Now I'm really sick to my stomach.
Robin: I've fought psychotic villains, robot commandos, and giant oozing monsters, but that is the scariest thing I have ever seen.
[The four pause and look at each other, and then burst into laughter]
Beast Boy: Did I tell you or did I tell you!?
Starfire: Thrilling Beast Boy! It was wonderfully horrible!
Cyborg: Yeah when she went into the basement!
Robin: And it was right behind her and she turned and-
Cyborg: I was FREAKING OUT!! I wanted to turn it off...
Beast Boy: Sooooo come on Raven, admit it, you were totally scared!

Robin: Sounded like something from the movie. Did we leave the TV on?
Starfire: We did not. And the movie is right here.
[The lights go out]
Cyborg: Okay. That's creepy.
Robin: The storm. Probably just tripped a circuit breaker.
[A green tentacle comes to rest on Robin's shoulder and Cyborg and Starfire shriek]
Robin: Okay Beast Boy, you got us. [brushes the tentacle off] Good one.
[Beast Boy pops up next to the others]
Beast Boy: Uhhh dude.
[Robin turns around to find the terrifying monster from Wicked Scary attacking]

Date with Destiny [2.06][edit]

Robin: [Pulls out communicator] Please tell me you guys have found Killer Moth!
Cyborg: Not yet. But we tracked down your girlfriend's home address.
[Music from the prom transmits over the communicator]
Robin: [Hisses] She's not my-
Beast Boy: Ah! [Bumps into a table that turns into a staircase leading to a basement]

Chrom: Sorry. I don't like you that way. Matter of fact, I just don't like you.
Jessica: [in the background] Yes!!!
Chrom: Killer Moth's being taken down as we speak. We're done here.
Chrom: Daddy?
Chrom: Not even if you paid me.

Transformation [2.07][edit]

Beast Boy: Starfire, hurry up! You've been in there for twenty minutes, and I'm not paper-trained! (Turns into a whining dog)

Beast Boy: Orange flavored bad guy... gross... and yet, strangely refreshing.

Titan Rising [2.08][edit]

Robin: Are you sure you don't wanna play, Raven?
Starfire: Yes! Please! You must Volley the Ball with us!
Cyborg: [Holding up a detached arm] Come on, I'll play with one hand behind my back!
Beast Boy: [He changes to a gorilla and serves a strong serve and the volleyball flies towards Raven again] Raven! Heads up again! [Raven moves out of the way and ball flies off the roof]
All: Oh no!! AAAAAH!!!!
Beast Boy: I'll get it...
[The ball flies back up and hits Beast Boy's right foot. Terra floats into view, standing on a boulder]
Terra: So... which team am I on?

Robin: Not even a scratch! If we can't break the drill, hacking this computer is our only shot at shutting it down.
(Slade appears, engages Robin in a fight)
Terra: Hang on!
Robin: Forget about me! Shut down the drill!
Slade: Good, Robin. Now I have you all to myself.
Terra: Looks like it's just you and me.
Terra: (Levitating a rock) Why hack? Smash.
Terra: But we might stop it sooner! And save our home! Why can't you just trust me?
Terra: Well, How do I earn it?!
(They stop fighting and unfortunately, a huge rock crushes the computer controlling the worms, which causes the worms' lasers to amplify in power several magnitudes)
Terra: Okay, maybe smashing the computer was a bad idea...

Winner Take All [2.09][edit]

Beast Boy: Aquadude, what's up! Ready to watch me win all those prizes?
Aqualad: No. But after I win, I promise to let you have my autograph. (smiles boastfully)

Robin: You're all honorary Titans. [Gives Titans communicators to everyone, including, absentmindedly, Gizmo]
Gizmo: Cool! (eyes the communicator, fascinated)
Cyborg: [Grabs communicator from Gizmo] Yo, gimme that! You're not a good guy, remember?
Gizmo: Scrum-buffing toe-jamming gunk-eater!

Betrayal [2.10][edit]

Beast Boy: So, what made you change your mind?
Terra: Excuse me?
Beast Boy: About going out with me. It was the pointy ears wasn't it? Ladies love the pointy ears [Terra laughs a bit]
Terra: Actually, it was because... of all the things I could've done tonight, I realized all I wanted to do was spend time with you.
Beast Boy: Lucky for me you didn't have any plans.
Terra: Beast Boy, if you knew something bad about me, would you still be my friend?
Beast Boy: [Now a bit wary] Of course
Terra: I mean if you're really my friend I could tell you anything. And no matter how horrible it was, you'd still like me, right?

Beast Boy: (To Terra) We've got to get back to the Tower and...
Terra: Beast Boy, I'm not going back. I can't.
Beast Boy: What? Why can't you?
Slade: (Appears from shadows) Because she's not your friend - she's my apprentice.

Fractured [2.11][edit]

Larry: See, Robin's universe is here, and Larry's is here! But I bend the rules so I can watch Robin beat the bad guys all the time! But when he got hurt, I knew Larry could help! So I decided to pop over. But I goofed, and popped over inside your noggin. Oops.

Larry: Ooh! I bet you want to monitor the case by computer!
Robin: Not really.
Larry: Oh. Then don't you want to patch up your R-cycle?
Robin: No thanks.
Larry: Wanna work out?
Robin: No.
Larry: Clean your utility belt?
Robin: No.
Larry: Alphabetize your crime files? Polish your boomerangs? Iron your cape?
Robin: No. No! NO!
Larry: ...just let me fix your arm. Please? You'll feel all-
Robin: NO!

Aftershock: Part 1 [2.12][edit]

Beast Boy: Okay, okay, I got one. Why are ducks so funny? Because they're always "quacking" jokes.
Starfire: Oh I see. It is humorous because ducks lack the large brain necessary for the telling of jokes.
Robin: Actually Starfire, it just wasn't humorous.
Beast Boy: Huh?
Beast Boy: Come on, Raven, you know I'm hilarious. And I'm not gonna give up until I get you to smile. OK, why did the aardvark cross the road?
Cyborg: (laughs) The idiot telling jokes... (laughs)
Robin: Now that's funny.
Starfire: [Perplexed] Please, an aardvark is some form of duck?
Beast Boy: (sighs)

[Back at Titan Tower discussing their battle against Terra]
Cyborg: [groaning angrily] I should've blasted her when I had the chance.
Starfire: Why did I permit her to fool me again?
Robin: Why couldn't we take her down just like any other criminal?
Beast Boy: Because... she's not just another criminal. She's Terra. She was a Titan. She was.. our friend.
Beast Boy: You don't know what you're talking about, okay! She's made some serious mistakes but she's not--
Cyborg: Hey man, the girl wrecked my car. Seems pretty evil to me.
[Beast Boy growls, picks up a table and throws it across the room]
Beast Boy: This isn't a joke! I knew her better than anyone. I know all the terrible things she's done and I know exactly how messed up she is. But she's not evil! We can't just give up on her.
[Pause]
Robin: Beast Boy, she's working for Slade.
Beast Boy: When you were working for Slade, did we give up on you?
[Long pause, Robin looks at Beast Boy]
Robin: She gets one last chance one last chance I don't have one last chance chance First Squad your First Squad yeah First Squad and you done Fairy Tale Creatures Crophopper Friends Students. One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten. We have to break Slade's grip on her. We have to try to get Terra back.
Starfire: [The alarm goes off] Trouble!
Ultra Magnus: Titans Go!

Aftershock: Part 2 [2.13][edit]

[Beast Boy reaches Slade's hideout and finds Terra crying]
Beast Boy: Terra?
Terra: Destroy me! Quick!
Beast Boy: What?
Terra: C'mon! Isn't that what you came for? [groaning]
Slade: My apologizes, as usual, my apprentice can't seem to control herself. That's why from now on, I'll be controlling her every move.
[Terra's groaning becomes louder, as electrical currents surround her]
Beast Boy: What have you done to her?!
Slade: Nothing she didn't want me to.

[As the volcano erupts]
Beast Boy: Terra! come on! We gotta go!
Terra: I have to stay.
Beast Boy: No!
Terra: I'm the only one who can stop it.
Beast Boy: Please, Terra, you can't! It's too late!
[Terra smiles and moves her hair away from her face]
Terra: It's never too late.
[She hugs him]
Terra: [Crying] You were the best friend I ever had.
[Terra uses her power to move the rock where Beast Boy is over to the entrance and he and the other Titans leave. Yellow light forms around Terra and the volcano gets worse; Her hair gets raised up by her power and she yells as she unleashes all her power. Whiteout - her scream echoes]

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