Teen Titans/Season 4

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Teen Titans Season 4 (2004-2005).

Don't Touch That Dial UK/[edit]

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Cyborg: Hey, I know where we are! We're in the first episode of season four.
Robin: How do you know we're going to the right way?
Beast Boy: Because we just passed the engine core, which means we're right below the detention level. So all we have to do is follow the main particle flux conduit to the galactic command center.
Raven: (dryly, to Starfire) Frightening. Truly frightening.

The Quest[edit]

Starfire: Robin, calling Robin.
Beast Boy: Robin here!
Starfire: No, not you, Robin, the other Robin.
Cyborg: (Shoves Beast Boy and takes his communicator) What's up Robin?
Starfire: (swoops in by Raven) Disturbing yet magnificent! Join us; I never knew wearing a cape was so much fun! It is wonderful to be Robin!
Cyborg: (walks in while on R-cycle) Yeah, he has all the best stuff!
Beast Boy: (pops into veiw) C'mon! Haven't you ever wondered what it's like to be Robin? (luring) You know you wanna try it.

Starfire: (To Beast Boy who is dressed as Robin) Do you desire another slice of the cheese, Robin?
Beast Boy: Thanks Robin (To Cyborg) Got room for another one, Robin?
Cyborg: Don't mind if I do, Robin. (eats the whole pizza pie)
Raven: You know Robins, I have to admit, the mask makes me feel... cool.
(Robin appears and the whole team freaks out and Raven notices him a little too late)
Robin: Huh pizza! sweet! (takes a bite of a pizza) You know, Robins, the mask makes me feel cool, too.
(Starfire, Beast Boy, Raven, and Cyborg fall back in shock)


Cyborg: So who's the bad guy for the day? Gizmo, Mad Mod, Killer Moth?
Starfire: The reports say there's an intruder.
Beast Boy: Well, whoever it is, we're gonna totally kick their- [Beast Boy bumps into Robin]
Robin: [sees Slade. Beast Boy then sees him] No!
Slade: It's been a long time, hasn't it, Titans? A month? A year? A millennium? Far too long for my tastes anyway. I was beginning to think I'd never see your smiling faces again!
Cyborg: You! How did you survive?
Beast Boy: Terra took you down! Way down!
Robin: Slade! I don't know where you've been but you shouldn't have come back! I'm still ready.
Slade: That's touching Robin. But I didn't come back for you.

[The Titans are re-holding the surprise party]
Beast Boy: [quietly] Um... surprise.
Cyborg: Look... we know you didn't want a party, but after... today...
Starfire: We hoped that you might reconsider.
Beast Boy: You may not like your birthday, but we're all glad you were born!
Raven: We're going to need ice cream.
Beast Boy: Coming right up!
Cyborg: I'll cut the cake!
Starfire: And I shall fetch the Throknarr!

Cyborg the Barbarian[edit]

Robin: I'm glad you're upgrading Ops, Cyborg, but is any of this actually going to help us fight crime?
Cyborg: Er... sure?
Starfire:And for what purpose is this crime-fighting device? (pokes device, which pops out a stack of waffles and a butter block)
Raven: Evil beware. We have waffles.

Sarasim: A true warrior does not need armor.

Employee of the Month[edit]

Researcher: You will be testing our new GameStation Turbo Extreme.
Beast Boy: Ooh... it's so shiny!
Researcher: Yes, it is rather shiny.

Cyborg: Let's see... (Very fast) Eight number 3's, five number 2's, two number 1's, and a diet soda.
Beast Boy: Actually, we don't have soda here - only meat.
Cyborg: Okay, make it a cup of meat juice.
Starfire: Tell me, Beast Boy, particularly what variety of meat do you serve?
Beast Boy: Bob says that's a trade secret.
Beast Boy: Bob says that's a trade secret, too.


Cyborg: Way to go, Troqy!
Starfire: You do not ever call me that!
Cyborg: But Val-yor calls you "Troq" all the time!
Starfire: That does not make it right!
Cyborg: What's up? I thought you said it didn't mean anything.
Starfire: No, I said it means "nothing". When Val-Yor calls me "Troq", he's saying that I'm worthless.
Cyborg: Star??
Starfire: There are those on other planets who feel Tamaranians are inferior, "Troq" is what they call us...
Cyborg : So he's calling you a terrible name. And you know that if you punched him out, it'll just confirm all the bad stuff he thinks about you.
Starfire: Yes. Do you know what it feels like to be judged simply by how you look?
Cyborg: Of course I do, I'm part robot. Let's go find Robin.

Robin: ...And that's how we defeated Control Freak!
Val-yor: Sounds like you handled your team well, you're a true leader. You remind me of myself when I was your age, Spike.
[Val-Yor giving Robin the knucklehead]
Cyborg: Robin, can I get a word?
Beast Boy: So you think I could fly this baby sometime?
Robin: ...What.
Cyborg: [whispering to Robin] And that's what he's being calling her the entire time.
Robin: Starfire, Why didn't you say something? He will apologize, I'm going to make......
Starfire No Robin, our mission is more important than my feelings...

The Prophecy[edit]

Cyborg: So, the gem?
Robin: No
[Slade powers down the fireballs and transports down through the ground]
Slade: I'll be sure to give him your regards.
[She uses her telekinetic powers and puts her hand through the ground. Slade rises back up]
[black telekinetic energy envelopes Slade and flings him across the room repeatedly. She then flies over to Slade]
Slade: You can tell him yourself. The hour is near.
[ crushes him with a pillar of rock. She then flings him around the room and as he is in mid air, she pushes all the rocks onto him. She then summons a black energy raven, which attacks Slade and causes an explosion]
Slade: You might not fear me, but look who's afraid of you.
[Slade moves through the rock and disappears. Raven sees the other Titans in shock]

[On hearing their enemy is Trigon]
Cyborg: Are you serious?! That's who we're up against?! Oh, man.
Starfire: His cruelty is legendary, even on my world.
Beast Boy: So, what makes you go all glow-y in the dark?
Robin: But why you?
[She stands up and walks to the window] Really bad things. And it's gonna be my fault. I thought I could handle this on my own. I tried, but... I was wrong.
[Starfire puts her hand on shoulder]
Starfire: For confiding in us, we are most humbled.
Cyborg: I only have one question: how do we stop him?
Beast Boy: That doesn't mean we still can't try.
[The Titans watch the sun rise; Beast Boy has his arm around Raven's shoulder]


Robin: You’re still thinking about that? Starfire, we’re stranded on a hostile alien planet.
Starfire: I know. Did you hope the perilous space station explosion followed by our clamorous crash then combat with the horrible slug creature would make me forget?
Robin: Uh... yes?

[After the gang supposedly defeats a Shrieker]
Robin: Great work, Starfire. [Lightly punches her on the arm]
Starfire: [Blushing] I could not have done it without your assistance! [Punches him hard on the arm, knocking him off screen]
Robin: [Caressing his arm] Uh... nice arm.
Starfire: I too admire your abundant limb strength!
Cyborg: Let's go. [Teasingly] Unless you wanna stay here goofing around with your girlfriend!
[Robin turns around. His heart pounds heavily and he breathes deeply]
Robin: Okay. [Points to Starfire. Yelling] SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
[Starfire's jaw drops and she falls over in shock]
Starfire: I am not your friend?
Robin: [Nervously] Uh...
[A loud boom. Robin looks over the rail to see the Shrieker climbing back up]
Starfire: I am not a girl?


Cyborg: [From the T.v wearing a chef's hat] Remember-if you're not grilling with Cy-B-Q Sauce...you just ain't cooking.
Announcer: Cy-B-Q Brand. Official marinade of the Teen Titans.
Starfire: I thought our official marinade was Zorbrian spider juice.
Cyborg: Yeah, but that's because you slopfar ug mopzorn!
Starfire: [giggling] Mopzorn.

Beast Boy: You know, Cyborg's always had chips for brains, but he's turning into the one thing I never thought he could be.
Beast Boy: A robot.

Mother Mae-Eye[edit]

Robin: Uh... How did I- Hey! I'm hungry!
Raven: Me too!
Beast Boy: Me three!
Starfire: But... who is going to feed us?!
Mother: Hello sweeties! Now that we've all had a nice nappy-wappy, what would my hungry little ones like to eat?
Robin: Pie!
Beast Boy: Pie!
Starfire: Pie!
Cyborg: PIE!!

Robin: (Gasps) You broke Mother's cookies.
Raven and Cyborg: Ohhhhh...
Starfire: Please, friends, you must believe me! A bump on the cranium has allowed me to see Mother for what she really-
Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, and Raven: [taunting] You're gonna get in trouble! You're gonna get in trouble!
Starfire: (Holds up a frying pan) Forgive me ... (wacks them all in the head)
Robin: Hey, what did you do that - ummm ... why am I in a giant pie?
Beast Boy: Why am I in a bunny suit?
Raven: Why am I in a dress?!
Cyborg: Who's been re-decorating my tower?!

The End, Part I[edit]

Robin: Ok, everyone. Just as we planned.
Robin: You said there was nothing we could do. We didn't agree, so we've been preparing for this day.
[He walks up to the door and places his hand on a handprint reader. The door opens into a safety room]
[Robin nods]
Robin: Were ready for take on Trigon.
Robin: Were not giving up were giving down. Neither are you. Our plan is simple. Raven, you are the portal. Trigon needs you to take over the Earth.
Cyborg: But if Trigon can't get to the portal, then he can't take over.
Starfire: So all we must do is keep the Trigon from getting to Raven.'
Robin: We will.
[The Titans walk into the room. Cyborg places on the ground]
Cyborg: You'll be safe in here. Everything's ready. I've installed all the latest state of the art technology. Nothing alive is getting in here.
Starfire: [about the symbols on the wall] And these symbols should keep out everything else. [She produces one of books] We took them out of your books.
[Some pages of the book fall out]
Beast Boy: Just in case you need some extra mojo. You will be fulfilled. Trigon is coming. There's no stopping him.
Robin: There's never been a villain we couldn't stop before
Beast Boy: Ok! Bad dude, we get it.
Robin: And Trigon doesn't know the Titans. Stay in here. We'll be watching from up there [he gestures to a viewing area] if you need us.
[The Titans leave but Beast Boy stops in the doorway, looks at and runs back to her]
Beast Boy: [gives the cent he found] For luck!
[He runs back out]

Slade: Do you really want to spend your last day on Earth fighting?
Robin: [struggling in the grip of the fire creature] This is not my last day!
[Slade summons a fireball]
[Slade powers down his fireball. The fire creatures let the Titans go. The Titans turn their gaze to the tower - fire creatures part to reveal standing there]
[She flies over to Slade]
[Robin runs over to and with arms stretched, bars her from Slade]
Robin: We won't let them take you!
Starfire: You must get back to the safety room. Please!
Beast Boy: No...

The End, Part II[edit]

Robin: I saw something out there. In the city. It led me here.
Beast Boy: It lead all of us here. Almost all of us.
Cyborg: We're the only ones left.
Starfire: But how is this possible? How have we survived?
Beast Boy: It was Raven. She saved us. I don't know how but she did.
Robin: Back at the Tower. When Raven knocked us out. The last thing I heard was her voice. It said "Be safe." She did something. Something that protected us from Trigon.
Cyborg: Like it matters. Look around. There's nothing left. What's the point?
Robin: Hope. That's the point. As long as we're here, we still have a chance! And that's why we're going to keep fighting. [He puts his hand out]
Cyborg: OK, that felt weird.
Robin: may not have been able to stop Trigon from coming but she left us a way to fight him. She gave us some of her power.
Starfire: And it grows stronger when we stand as one.

Robin: I'm here to save Raven not pity you! Which way?
Slade: I'm afraid this where we part company. You'll find your friend along that path.
Robin: What about you?
Slade: What I seek is in a somewhat... hotter place.
[Slade begins to walk away]
Robin: That's it? No double-cross? No cryptic threat?
Slade: I kept my word. How about a little gratitude?
Robin: This doesn't change anything. If I ever see you again-
Slade: I wouldn't expect anything less.

The End, Part III[edit]

Beast Boy: Dude, I have no idea I was so tough.
Cyborg: You're not. I can kick your butt any day of the- [Realizes what he said and smiles]
[Starfire walks up to them]
Starfire: If we cannot defeat ourselves, perhaps we can defeat each other.
[The dark clones appear. Starfire smiles, then Cyborg and Beast Boy smile and nod. Cyborg and Beast Boy high five each other]
Cyborg and Beast Boy: SWITCH!
[They run off in opposite directions]

[After saving Raven]
[After Firelord Flyeds Raven]
Robin: You ok? You didn't get hurt?
Raven: Robin... why are you doing this?
Robin: You do remember, don't you?
[Raven nods]
Raven: The story you were telling. I can see it. Bits and pieces. You... our friends. My father. Like it was a dream. A nightmare. Whatever it was... it's over.
Robin: Raven... there may still be a way to-
Raven: Nobody can stop him. I remember that. You came down here for nothing.
Robin: I came down here for you. [As he says that he reaches out for her, but Raven quickly turns to face him with tears in her eyes]
Raven: Why?! I can't help to what being a loser My powers came from him! And no Buddy's done with me, I don't have to what being a loser them anymore.
[She falls to her knees]
Raven: There was... a prophecy, Robin.
[Robin kneels down]
Raven: And it came true. It's all over now.
Robin: Yeah... it's the end of the world. But so what? We're still here. Still fighting. Still friends.
Raven: Look at me, Robin! There is nothing I can do! There isn't any hope to what being a loser
Robin: Then I guess... I just have to have enough hope for the both of us.
[He smiles, picks her up, gives her a piggy back and carries on with their journey]

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