The A-Team (film)
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The A-Team is a 2010 American action film based on the television series of the same name. In the film, a highly-successful Special Forces team is framed for a crime they did not commit. The team subsequently escapes military prison and gets revenge on the people that framed them.
- Directed by Joe Carnahan. Written by Joe Carnahan, Brian Bloom, and Skip Woods.
There is no Plan B.
John "Hannibal" Smith
- Your Honour, these men were acting under my command. Any judgment should be levied on me and me alone.
- [repeated line] I love it when a plan comes together.
- [to attendant after barely escaping cremation] So, Satan walks into this bar... [The attendent faints]
- Give me a minute, I'm good. Give me an hour, I'm great. Give me six months, I'm unbeatable.
- This is a hell of a beautiful place. Is this a timeshare, I'd like to get into... [gets punched in the face by a soldier] Good morning!
- [to General Tuco] Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! Think about it. Adios... Mother... F...! [Hannibal and B.A. arrive in B.A.'s van]
- [as Tuco flies in U.S. airspace] Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! In other words, Adios... Mother... F...! [Tuco is shot down]
- [shoots twice on the airport and points out at one of Lynch's men] Oh, mein Gott! Er hat eine Waffe! Er hat eine Waffe! EINE WAFFE!! (Oh, my god! He's got a gun! He's got a gun! A gun!) Sucker!
- Hey Bosco it's a little stuffy, I'm gonna pop the window! [opens tank hatch and fires the machine gun at the attacking drones] YEAAHHH! WHAT YOU GOT BITCHES!? WHAT YOU GOT!?
- [After 2 of the 3 parachutes connected to the tank are cut off by one of the drone's wreckage] Hannibal, we're in trouble!
Bosco "B.A." Baracus
- [from trailer] I'm B.A., and you're gonna be unconscious.
- [In the tank] I'm too young to die!
- The only reason I don't kick your asses is cos y'all outrank me!
- [After being tricked into flying] What you don't realise is now I gotta kill all of y'all! I'll kill all of y'all! Hannibal first, then Murdock! I'm gonna save Face for last!
- [singing as he spins on a helicopter blade] You spin me right round baby, right round! Rotors are good, sir!
- Hang on, everybody - I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once!
- [in fake English accent, after turning off chopper engine] That's how we deal with heat seekers, chaps! We go cold.
- [after B.A almost fell out of the chopper] Close the door! I know you're airborne rangers, but that was ridiculous!
- [While Face is firing at the drones with the tank's machine gun] Let me have a turn, Face, c'mon!
- [in the tank as it's falling] It's been an honor, gentlemen! The greatest ride is the last ride, Colonel!
- [To an old lady as their tank comes out of the lake] Which way to Berlin?
- [about Face's team] I would never tell him this, but they are the best clandestine unit in the four branches, and they specialize in the ridiculous.
- Tuco: So you're Army Intelligence?
- Face: Who, me? Naaaah!
- Tuco: Not so intelligent, man, because you seem to be stuck in some tires.
- Hannibal: I guess everybody's met Mr. Murdock.
- Face: Met him? He lit my arm on fire!
- B.A.: And he stitched a lightning bolt in mine, man.
- [Murdock accidentally pilots a medical chopper into an air-conditioning unit, tipping it off the roof and onto B.A.'s van, destroying it]
- B.A.: [screams in anguish] You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!
- Murdock: You can't park there! That's a handicap zone!
- B.A.: [overlooking Hannibal's mission plan] Oh hell yeah, Hannibal! This is it right here!
- Murdock: This is bat shit insane! It's perfect!
- Face: This is beyond nuts, boss.
- Hannibal: [laughs] It gets better.
- [After breaking Murdock out, the team speeds away from Sosa, who starts firing]
- Face: She's actually shooting at us!
- Murdock: [pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses] You should see these bullets in 3D!
- B.A.: Murdock, get in here!
- Murdock: It's like we're actually being shot at!
- B.A.: We are getting shot at, you crazy-ass fool!
- [Murdock incapacitates B.A. to sneak him into a plane]
- Face: Murdock, what did I tell you?
- Face and Hannibal: You have to catch him, after you inject him.
- Murdock: My bad.
- [In the plane's cockpit]
- Murdock: Don't worry boys! Turbulence has never brought down a plane! [Alarms start beeping]
- Face: What the hell is that?!
- Murdock: But...we got inbound subsonic UAVs with missile lock! And they bring down planes all the time!
- B.A.: [wakes up] Why are we in a falling tank?!
- Murdock: Because the plane exploded!
- B.A.: What pla- What?! When?
- Murdock: Recently. The Reapers shot it down!
- B.A.: What Reapers?
- Murdock: [grins] The same ones that are still trying to kill us!
- B.A.: I blame you, Hannibal!
- Hannibal: Technically we're not flying.
- B.A.: I know! Cos we're falling, fool!
- [Hannibal, Face, B.A., and Murdock are firing rounds from a tank while falling from a plane and evading UAVs]
- Flight Control Commander: Are they trying to shoot down the other drone?
- Charissa Sosa: No, they're trying to fly that tank.
- Murdock: Haha! He's flying the tank!
- B.A.: You can't fly a tank, fool!
- Hannibal: [after being arrested again at the end] Nice plan, Face.
- Murdock: Yeah, we just traded Lynches and now we're going back to prison.
- Hannibal: We returned the plates, we can hold our heads high. We did the right thing.
- B.A.: Yeah, and look what it got us. This is bullshit.
- Murdock: They burned us again, Hannibal. We trusted the system, and it turned on us.
- Hannibal: Remember boys, no matter how random things may appear, there's always a plan... kid.
- Face: I don't mean to steal your line, boss, but [shows key to handcuffs in mouth] I love it when a plan comes together.
- Liam Neeson - Col. John "Hannibal" Smith
- Bradley Cooper - Lt. Templeton "Face" Peck
- Quinton "Rampage" Jackson - Sgt. Bosco Albert "B.A." (Bad Attitude) Baracus
- Sharlto Copley - Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock
- Jessica Biel - Charissa Sosa
- Patrick Wilson - Agent Vance Burress a.k.a. Agent Lynch
- Brian Bloom - Brock Pike
- Gerald McRaney - General Russell Morrison
- Jon Hamm - Lynch
- Terry Chen - Ravech
- C. Ernst Harth - Crematorium Attendant
- Corey Burton - Narrator
- Anita Brown - Attractive Prison Guard
- The A-Team (film) quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- The Official Site