The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle

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The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle is a comedy film released in 2000, starring De Niro, Russo, Alexander, Moose and Squirrel.


Narrator: [over stock footage of various historical events in a parody of a newsreel] 1964: A crucial moment in American history: Lyndon Johnson is re-elected to the presidency by a landslide, the New York World's Fair introduces a bright new future... [scene cuts to show Bullwinkle pull Rocky from his hat] And after five scintillating years on the air...
Bullwinkle: Presto!
Narrator: The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show is abruptly canceled.
Rocky and Bullwinkle: [shocked] Canceled?!
[the boys are pulled off screen to the right by a vaudeville hook as two janitors come by to clean up the mess]
Narrator: Uh, sorry about that, boys. [screen cuts to a card reading "TODAY", followed by shots of more recent live-action footage] A lot has changed in 35 years: Velcro has replaced the zipper, sneakers have lights on them, the Cold War is over, and The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show is still cancelled. [newsreel ends as a hobo yawn and exits the theater, cut to Frostbite Falls, Minnesota where things are looking lively with the locals] Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, once the beloved home of Rocky and Bullwinkle had been a thriving cartoon town. [crossfade to a "third-world country version" of Frostbite Falls] Now, it was crippled by years of reruns.

[Fearless Leader, Boris and Natasha have transformed from animated characters into live action]
Minnie Mogul: Hey! How did that happen?
Fearless Leader: We are attached to the project.

Rocky: Hokey smoke! Are you alright?
Bullwinkle: Yeah, but I think we're on the wrong show. Look how well they drew that girl.
Karen Sympathy: [after Rocky and Bullwinkle were brought into the real world] It's you. It's really you! Rocky...and Bull--Bull--Bull--
Bullwinkle: I believe the word you're trying to say is "winkle".
Karen Sympathy: Bullwinkle.
Rocky: Hey, what network are you from?
Karen Sympathy: I'm not from any network. Agent Karen Sympathy, FBI.

Fearless Leader: Silence! [a message from the White House has arrived] It's a message from the mole at the White House!
Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale: Moose and squirrel!
Fearless Leader: [tearing the message but throws it on the floor] Moose and squirrel. How many times in the past they stood me and my dreams of glory? How many times have they foiled my plans with their bungling interference?
Boris Badenov: Uh, 28?
Fearless Leader: Quiet, idiot! They must never reach New York alive. Destroy them personally.
Boris Badenov: After 30 years of waiting, another chance to crush moose and squirrel! [kisses Fearless Leader's hand]
Natasha Fatale: Oh, Fearless Leader, you are so good to us! [kisses Fearless Leader's other hand]

Rocky: [after he saved Karen from falling while Bullwinkle flies on airplane] Hang on, Karen! Hang on! If I could just-- [He carries Karen by her legs and back]
Karen Sympathy: Rocky! You're flying! You're flying!
Rocky: Yes, I am. I certainly am. New York City, here we come!

Cappy von Trapment: [to Bullwinkle, while wearing his mask and headphones at the White House] Bullwinkle, don't watch! Bullwinkle! Oh, no, not you, too!

Cappy von Trapment: Bullwinkle, allow me to be frank.
Bullwinkle: OK, Frank, allow me to be Bullwinkle.
Cappy "Frank" von Trapment: [shaking Bullwinkle's hand] I'm Cappy Von Trapment, FBI.
Bullwinkle: I thought you said your name was Frank.
Cappy von Trapment: Shut up, Bullwinkle!
Bullwinkle: OK, Frank.
Cappy von Trapment: As we speak, 99% of the country is slobbering in front of the television.
Bullwinkle: What's so strange about that?
Cappy von Trapment: Listen to me! We haven't heard from Karen. I think she and Rocky are in terrible danger. Let's get you to New York!
Bullwinkle: I thought this was New York.
Cappy von Trapment: No, Bullwinkle, that's Washington out there! THAT'S WASHINGTON!
Bullwinkle: [looking at President Signoff] Really? Where's that little white wig he always wears?
Cappy von Trapment: [annoyed] Oh, it's no use.

Bullwinkle: If only there were some ways of transmitting computer-generated animated characters across great distances in the blink of an eye.
Cappy von Trapment: Bullwinkle, that's it!
Bullwinkle: It is?
Cappy von Trapment: Yes, it's our only chance! We're gonna E-mail you to Karen in New York.
Bullwinkle: OK, but don't you think she'd rather get flowers?
Cappy von Trapment: Just shut up and hold on!
Bullwinkle: OK!
Cappy von Trapment: [grabbing Bullwinkle and is about to shove him inside the computer scanner drive] 1, 2…
Bullwinkle: 3!

Fearless Leader: GET THEM!!!!!!

[last lines of the film]
Bullwinkle: Bye!
Rocky: Bye-bye!


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