The Big Store
The Big Store is a 1941 film about a detective who is hired to protect the life of a singer who has recently inherited a department store.
- Directed by Charles Reisner. Written by Nat Perrin.
Where everything is a good buy. Goodbye! (taglines)
Wolf J. Flywheel
[edit]- It's a gift from a grateful client. They hanged him last year.
- [to Ravelli] Why don't you assist Basil Rathbone and leave me alone?
Dialogue
[edit]- Martha Phelps: Tell me, what would you want to handle this case for me?
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Twenty thousand dollars.
- Martha Phelps: Don't you think that's too much?
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Of course it is, only a cheap chisler would ask that much.
- Martha Phelps: I was prepared to pay five hundred dollars.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Oddly enough, I'm prepared to take it. Shall we bind the deal with a kiss? Or, five dollars in cash? You lose either way.
- Mr. Grover: What experience have you had at a department store?
- Wolf J. Flywheel: I was a shoplifter for three years.
- Woman: Can you tell me the price of this bed?
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Eight thousand dollars.
- Woman: Why that's preposterous! I can get the same bed anywhere in town for twenty five dollars.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Yes, but not with me in it!
- Martha Phelps: Tell me, Wolfie dear, will we have a beautiful home?
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Of course. You're not planning on moving, are you?
- Martha Phelps: No, but I'm afraid after we're married awhile, a beautiful young girl will come along, and, uh, you'll forget all about me.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: [lying in a bed in The Big Store, when Guiseppi, his wife, and their 12 children surround the bed.] What other hobbies have you got?
- Guiseppi: Eh, we like-a to see something different in a bed.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: You would? Just press that button over by the davenport.
- Guiseppi: Where is the davenport?
- Wolf J. Flywheel: It's in Iowa.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Hey, what's the difficulty here?
- Guiseppi: Look, I no get excited like-a my wife; but, I come in here with twelve-a kids and now there only six. What happened my six kids?
- Wolf J. Flywheel: What are their draft numbers?
- Guiseppi: Look-a there only six-a kids and I know I gotta twelve-a kids!
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Twelve kids, eh? How much you make a week?
- Guiseppi: Eh, eh, twenty-five dollars.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: You can't afford to have twelve kids!
- Guiseppi: No tell me what I can ford! The only thing I know-a is, I gotta twelve-a kids and now there only six!
- Wolf J. Flywheel: My good man, statistics prove it costs five dollars a week to provide for a child. Twelve times five is sixty dollars. You only make twenty-five dollars a week! It's economically impossible for you to have twelve children!
- Mr. Grover: If Ms. Phelps were not my fiancée, I would turn in my resignation and walk out of this store for good!
- Martha Phelps: Oh no, no...
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Fiancée?
- Martha Phelps: Yes.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: You mean a woman of your culture and money and beauty and money and wealth and money would, would marry that impostor?
- Fred Sutton: Wake up! The killers are in the store!
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Well, why doesn't somebody wait on them?
- Ravelli: I take-a your picture. Hey! Look at me and laugh.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: I've been doing that for 20 years.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Martha, dear, there are many bonds that will hold us together through eternity.
- Martha Phelps: Really, Wolf? What are they?
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Your government bonds, your savings bonds, your liberty bonds.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: [Flywheel has mistaken the Hastings brothers for the killers and handcuffed them] There you are. I give you the killers.
- Tommy Rogers: Why, it's the Hastings brothers, the men who are going to buy the store.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Gentlemen, I'm terribly sorry, but it's really not my fault. You certainly do look like crooks.
- Mr. Grover: What is this man? A detective? A floorwalker? Or, a poet?
- Wolf J. Flywheel: All three. And not bad at making love. Eh, Martha? [tickles Martha's chin] Woo-hoo!
- Wolf J. Flywheel: So, you didn't think I was a real detective, eh?
- Mr. Grover: Aw, if you're a detective, I'm a monkey's uncle.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Keep your family out of this!
- Tommy Rogers: We can have a party, just like they do in Hollywood.
- Ravelli: That's-a fine! Let there be wine!
- Wolf J. Flywheel: And women!
- Ravelli: And song!
- Wolf J. Flywheel: And women!
- Ravelli: And caviar!
- Wolf J. Flywheel: And women!
- Ravelli: And more women!
Taglines
[edit]- Gorgeous Girls! Uproarious Fun! The Big Musical Show!
- With gorgeous girls! Cute cut-ups! Lovely lasses!
- Where everything is a good buy. Goodbye!
- Song hits galore! 1000 laughs to a customer. Sale on howls! Sensational close-out on roars! Special fun and music bargains. Hurry hurry every laugh must go! No mail or phone orders please! Beauties and cuties!
Cast
[edit]- Groucho Marx — Wolf J. Flywheel
- Harpo Marx — Wacky
- Chico Marx — Ravelli
- Tony Martin — Tommy Rogers
- Virginia Grey — Joan Sutton
- Margaret Dumont — Martha Phelps
- Douglas Dumbrille — Mr. Grover
- William Tannen — Fred Sutton
- Henry Armetta — Giuseppi
- Anna Demetrio — Maria
- Marion Martin — Peggy Arden
- Virginia O'Brien — Kitty
- Paul Stanton — Arthur Hastings
- Russell Hicks — George Hastings
External links
[edit]
- The Big Store quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- The Big Store at Allmovie