The Crown (TV series)

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The Crown (2016–present) is an English historical drama airing on Netflix about the life of Queen Elizabeth II, beginning with her marriage to Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh in 1947 and ending in the 21st century.

Season 1[edit]

Wolferton Splash [1.1][edit]

King George VI: [waking up the day after the general election] Who won?
King George VI's Valet: Mr. Churchill, Your Majesty. By seventeen seats.
King George VI: Good for him! You didn't hear me say that.

King George VI: You understand, the titles, the dukedom. They're not the job.
Prince Philip: Sir?
King George VI: She is the job. She is the essence of your duty. Loving her. Protecting her. Of course, you'll miss your career. But doing this for her, doing this for me, there may be no greater act of patriotism. Or love.
Prince Philip: I understand, sir.
King George VI: Do you, boy? Do you really?

Hyde Park Corner [1.2][edit]

Prince Philip: Oh, like the hat.
Queen Elizabeth II: It's not a hat. It's a crown.

Anthony Eden: Much of this is just a function of age. He focuses almost entirely on issues relating to America and the Soviet Union, so important domestic matters are falling behind.
King George VI: What do you suggest I do?
Anthony Eden: Well, as sovereign, of course, there is nothing you can do from a constitutional standpoint. But, as a friend, as Albert Windsor, you are the one person I can think of to whom he might listen.
King George VI: Well, that is where we run into difficulties, I'm afraid. I no longer am Albert Windsor. That person was murdered by his elder brother when he abdicated. And, of course, Albert Windsor would dearly love to say to his old friend, Winston Churchill, "Take a step back. Put your feet up. Let the younger generation have a go now." But he is no longer with us and that void has been filled by George the VI who, it turns out, is quite the stickler, and no more allow the sovereign to interfere with the Prime Minister than stand for office himself.
Anthony Eden: Even when it's in the national interest, sir?
King George VI: The national interests? Or Anthony Eden's interest?

Martin Charteris: It would help if we could decide here and now on your name.
Queen Elizabeth II: My name?
Martin Charteris: Yes, ma'am. Your regnal name. That is the name you'll take as queen. Your father took George. Obviously, his name is ... was Albert. Before he abdicated, your uncle took Edward. Of course, his name was David.
Queen Elizabeth II: What's wrong with my name?
Prince Philip: Nothing.
Queen Elizabeth II: Well, then let's not overcomplicate matters unnecessarily. My name is Elizabeth.
Martin Charteris: Then, long live Queen Elizabeth.

Queen Mary: Dearest Lilibet, I know how you loved your papa, my son. And I know you will be as devastated as I am by this loss. But you must put those sentiments to one side now, for duty calls. The grief for your father's death will be felt far and wide. Your people will need your strength and leadership. I have seen three great monarchies brought down through their failure to separate personal indulgences from duty. You must not allow yourself to make similar mistakes. And while you mourn your father, you must also mourn someone else. Elizabeth Mountbatten. For she has now been replaced by another person, Elizabeth Regina. The two Elizabeths will frequently be in conflict with one another. The fact is, the crown must win. Must always win.

Winston Churchill: When the death of the King was announced to us yesterday morning, there struck a deep and somber note in our lives, which resounded far and wide, stilled the clatter and traffic of 20th century life, and made countless millions of human beings around the world pause and look around them. The King was greatly loved by all his peoples. The greatest shocks ever felt by this island fell upon us in his reign. Never, in our long history were we exposed to greater perils of invasion and destruction. The late King, who assumed the heavy burden of the Crown when he succeeded his brother, lived through every minute of this struggle with a heart that never quavered and a spirit undaunted. In the end, death came as a friend. And after a happy day of sunshine and sport, and after a goodnight to those who loved him best, he fell asleep, as every man or woman who strives to fear God and nothing else in the world, may hope to do. Now, I must leave the treasures of the past and turn to the future. Famous have been the reigns of our queens. Some of the greatest periods in our history have unfolded under their scepters. Queen Elizabeth II, like her namesake, Queen Elizabeth I, did not pass her childhood in any certain expectation of the Crown. This new Elizabethan age comes at a time when mankind stands uncertainly poised on the edge of catastrophe. I, whose youth was passed in the august, unchallenged and tranquil glories of the Victorian era, may well fill the thrill in invoking once more the prayer and anthem, God Save the Queen.

Windsor [1.3][edit]

Prince Edward: I wish to address my people. It's my right.
Queen Mary: You have forfeited that right.
Prince Edward: There are things I wish to say.
Queen Mary: In which capacity? You're no longer their king.
Prince Edward: As a private individual.
Queen Mary: Oh, no one wants to hear from a private individual.
Prince Edward: Well, I beg to differ. The newspapers are for me.

BBC Radio Announcer: This is Windsor Castle. There follows an important announcement from His Royal Highness, the Duke of Windsor.
Prince Edward: A few hours ago, I discharged my last duty as King and Emperor. And, now that I have been succeeded by my brother, the Duke of York, my first words must be to declare my allegiance to him. This I do with all my heart. You all know the reasons which have impelled me to renounce the throne. I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility, and to discharge my duties as King, as I would wish to do, without the help and support of the woman I love. This decision has been made less difficult to me by the sure knowledge that my brother has one matchless blessing enjoyed by so many of you and not bestowed on me, a happy home with his wife and children. And now we all have a new King. I wish him, and you, his people, happiness and prosperity with all my heart. God bless you all. God save the King.

Winston Churchill: I so looked forward every Tuesday to my audiences with your, dear papa. His late Majesty was a hero to me and to all his people.
Queen Elizabeth II: Thank you. Do sit down, Prime Minister. I've ordered tea. Or something stronger, perhaps.
Winston Churchill: Oh, dear. Did no one explain? The Sovereign never offers a Prime Minister refreshment. Nor a chair. The precedent set by your great-great-grandmother was to keep us standing like Privy Councillors. To waste time is a grievous sin. And, if there is one thing I have learned in fifty-two years of public service, it is that there is no problem so complex, nor crisis so grave, that it cannot be satisfactorily resolved within twenty minutes. So, shall we make a start?

Winston Churchill: Ma'am, word has reached me that it is your desire that you and your children should keep your husband's name, Mountbatten.
Queen Elizabeth II: It is.
Winston Churchill: Ma'am, you must not. It would be a grave mistake. Mountbatten was the adoptive name your husband took when he became a British citizen. His real name, you'll not need reminding, was Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderberg-Glucksberg of the Royal Houses of Denmark and Norway and, latterly, of Greece! I am an old man. Many have questioned my relevance, whether I still have anything to offer in public life. The answer is, I have. Which is to leave in place a Sovereign prepared for office. Which is to leave in place a Sovereign prepared for office. Equipped, armed for her duty. Great things have happened to this country under the sceptres of her queens and you should be no exception.
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes, I am Queen, but I am also a woman. And a wife. To a man whose pride and whose strength were, in part, what attracted me to him. I want to be in a successful marriage. I would argue, stability under this roof might even be in the national interest. Had you considered that?
Winston Churchill: Very well. I will discuss it with Cabinet.
Queen Elizabeth II: No. You will inform the Cabinet, Prime Minister. That is the favour you will do me, in return for one I'm already doing you. I know your party wants you to resign to make way for a younger man. Mr. Eden. I also know that no one will bring up your resignation while you are actively engaged in planning the Coronation. So, by delaying my investiture, you are, in fact, holding onto power. In which case, I would suggest you are, somewhat, in my debt.

Prince Philip: What kind of marriage is this? What kind of family? You've taken my career from me, you've taken my home. You've taken my name. I thought we were in this together.

Act of God [1.4][edit]

Peter Townsend: You sure about this, sir?
Prince Philip: When I got married, my in-laws made me marshal of the Royal Air Force. As a result, I'm the most senior airman in the country, and I can't bloody well fly.

Clement Attlee: What I don't understand is this. Why a Downing Street employee, working for the government, should come to me with this information? I've read the Aeneid, Mr. Thurman. "Do not trust the horse, Trojans. I fear the Greeks even when they bring gifts."
Thurman: Mr. Attlee, I entered the civil service to serve the public and to serve government, any government. But I am also a responsible citizen and I cannot stand by while chaos reigns around me. This is not a government. Mr. Attlee, this is a collection of hesitant, frightened, old men unable to unseat a tyrannical, delusional even older one. Yours was the most radical, forward-thinking government this country has ever seen. How you lost the election escapes me.
Clement Attlee: Escapes us all.

Nurse: The Queen is here, Your Majesty.
Queen Mary: Could you be more specific?
Nurse: Ma'am?
Queen Mary: Which queen?
Nurse: Queen Elizabeth, ma'am.
Queen Mary: Which one? There are two.
Nurse: The young one.
Queen Mary: Oh, the Queen.
Nurse: I thought you was all queens. They gave me a sheet.
Queen Mary: We are. I was the queen so long as my husband the king was alive, but since he died, I am no longer the queen, I am simply "Queen Mary." My late son's widow was also the queen, but upon the death of her husband, she became "Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother." Her daughter, "Queen Elizabeth," is now queen, so she is...
Nurse: The Queen.
Queen Mary: Bravo
Nurse: Nurses and nuns have the same problem. We're all called "Sister."
Queen Mary: So you are.
Nurse: Well, she's outside. The Queen.
Queen Mary: Then let her in, sister.

Queen Elizabeth II: I was listening to the wireless this morning, where they described this fog as an act of God. Now, in your letter that you sent me, you said, "Loyalty to the ideal you have inherited is your duty above everything else, because the calling comes from the highest source, from God himself."
Queen Mary: Yes.
Queen Elizabeth II: Do you really believe that?
Queen Mary: Monarchy is God's sacred mission to grace and dignify the earth, to give ordinary people an ideal to strive towards, an example of nobility and duty to raise them in their wretched lives. Monarchy is a calling from God. That is why you are crowned in an abbey, not a government building. Why you are anointed, not appointed. It's an archbishop that puts the crown on your head, not a minister or public servant. Which means that you are answerable to God in your duty, not the public.
Queen Elizabeth II: I'm not sure that my husband would agree with that. He would argue that in any equitable modern society, that church and state should be separated. That if God has servants they're priests not kings. He would also say that he watched his own family destroyed, because they were seen by the people to embody indefensible and unreasonable ideas.
Queen Mary: Yes, but he represents a royal family of carpetbaggers and parvenus that goes back what? Ninety years? What would he know of Alfred the Great, the Rod of Equity and Mercy, Edward the Confessor, William the Conqueror or Henry the Eighth? It's the Church of England, dear, not the Church of Denmark or Greece.

Winston Churchill: I have witnessed scenes here today, the likes of which we have not seen since the darkest days of the Blitz. But alongside the suffering, I have also seen heroism. And where there is heroism there will always be hope. Only God can lift the fog, but I, as Prime Minister, am in position to ease the suffering. To that end, I pledge to make available with immediate effect more money for hospital staff, more money for equipment, and a full and independent public enquiry into the causes of air pollution to ensure that such a calamity may never befall us again.

Queen Mary: To do nothing is the hardest job of all. And it will take every ounce of energy that you have. To be impartial is not natural, not human. People will always want you to smile or agree or frown. And the minute you do, you will have declared a position. A point of view. And that is the one thing as sovereign that you are not entitled to do. The less you do, the less you say or agree or smile...
Queen Elizabeth II: Or think? Or feel? Or breathe? Or exist?
Queen Mary: The better.

Smoke and Mirrors [1.5][edit]

Prince Philip: Gentlemen, I'd like to start by saying how very honoured I feel to be working with all the great minds and talents here in this room today as we come together to organize the very best coronation for my wife, the Queen. We all know the scale of the challenge that faces us. The eyes of the world will be on us, Britain will be on show and we must put our best foot forward. In such circumstances, the temptation is to roll out the red carpet and follow the precedents set by the grand and successful coronations of the past. But looking to the past for our inspiration would be a mistake in my view. Britain today is not the Britain of past coronations. Assumptions made at the time of my father-in-law's coronation seventeen years ago cannot be made anymore. That is why I think we should adapt this ceremony. Make it less ostentatious. More egalitarian. Show more respect and sensitivity to the real world. We have a new sovereign, young and a woman. Let us give her a coronation that is befitting of the wind of change that she represents, modern and forward-looking at a moment in time where exciting technological developments are making things possible we never dreamt of.

Duke of Windsor: Oils and oaths. Orbs and sceptres. Symbol upon symbol. An unfathomable web of arcane mystery and liturgy, blurring so many lines no clergyman or historian or lawyer could ever untangle any of it.
Party Guest: It's crazy.
Duke of Windsor: On the contrary. It's perfectly sane. Who wants transparency when you can have magic? Who wants prose when you can have poetry? Pull away the veil and what are you left with? An ordinary young woman of modest ability and little imagination. But wrap her up like this, anoint her with oil, and hey, presto, what do you have? A goddess.

Gelignite [1.6][edit]

Tommy Lascelles: Following consultation with the government, the Foreign Office, and Her Majesty's press secretary, the decision has been taken to move forward your posting to Brussels with immediate effect. A car is waiting to take you first to your apartment, where you will pack, and then directly to the airfield. The plane for Brussels leaves in just under three hours. There was some concern that that might not give you enough time, but I felt sure that as a military man packing quickly and unsentimentally would come as second nature to you.
Peter Townsend: But that isn't what was agreed The agreement between Margaret and Her Majesty the Queen, with the certain knowledge of Her Majesty the Queen Mother, was that Margaret and I were to spend some time together upon her return from Rhodesia. Before I travelled to Brussels. Forty-eight hours at least. Your proposal is a direct contravention of that agreement.
Tommy Lascelles: Well, I cannot, nor would I ever presume, to know the intimate details of whatever agreements have or have not been made within the family. What I can tell you is that the position of air attaché at the embassy fell vacant unexpectedly early and needs filling right away.
Peter Townsend: Of course, a crucial position like the air attaché to the embassy at Brussels cannot be left vacant for very long. I ask only that it remain so until after the Princess returns, as I was promised.
Tommy Lascelles: I'm afraid that will not be possible.
Peter Townsend: Tommy, I understand you're only trying to do your job. But one thing the trip to Northern Ireland has made very clear to me is that the romance between Margaret and myself has caught the public eye. There is a momentum for us, a sense of joy and celebration which you would be wise to acknowledge. The people can clearly see the sincerity of the love between Margaret and me, and I would advise you not to reprehend us for that. Such an act could backfire.
Tommy Lascelles: And now, if I may give you some advice in turn, Peter. That when referring to a member of the Royal Family, you use the appropriate title. In this case, Her Royal Highness.
Peter Townsend: When referring to the woman I love, and who loves me, and who is soon to be my wife, I'll call her what I damn well like. Her name is Margaret.
Tommy Lascelles: Car, Townsend. Waiting. Tick, tick, tick.

Scientia Potentia Est [1.7][edit]

John F. Dulles: [seeing Eden slumped in a chair, asleep and audibly snoring] That, gentlemen, is not just a sleeping man. It's a sad metaphor. The second most powerful man in what was once the most powerful country on earth. [spots something] What's that on his arm?
Aide: It looks like blood, sir.
John F. Dulles: Good God.

Queen Elizabeth II: You were my private secretary for two years before Martin Charteris.
Jock Colville: I was.
Queen Elizabeth II: And it was my impression that we always had a good understanding and we were able to speak openly with one another.
Jock Colville: Yes, of course.
Queen Elizabeth II: And trust one another, speak plainly when matters of real importance came up.
Jock Colville: And before Her Majesty says anything else, let me just say how sorry I am. It's been agony. I tried to stop them. I told them my opinion, but they were so insistent we keep it from you. After the second one, I really was of a mind to let you know the truth.
Queen Elizabeth II: Second what?
Jock Colville: Stroke, Ma'am. But they insisted again, everyone keep it quiet, say nothing.
Queen Elizabeth II: I see. And who was it that was doing the insisting?
Jock Colville: Lord Salisbury, ma'am. And the Prime Minister himself. On the rare occasions he was conscious. I see. That is what you asked me here to discuss?
Queen Elizabeth II: No. I asked you here to discuss whether I should take Michael Adeane for my private secretary rather than Martin Charteris. But what you've just told me is far more important.

Queen Elizabeth II: It has come to my attention that for a period of time last week, my Prime Minister was incapacitated. And the Foreign Secretary, too. And that you colluded in keeping that information from me.
Lord Salisbury: Your Maj...
Queen Elizabeth II: No, it is not my job to govern. But it is my job to ensure proper governance. But how can I do that if my ministers lie and plot and hide the truth from me? You have prevented me from doing my duty. You have hampered and bamboozled the proper functioning of the Crown. How could you? My own late father valued you greatly. He believed the phrase, "History teaches, never trust a Cecil." Deeply unfair. Perhaps not.

Queen Elizabeth II: Winston. I am just a young woman, starting out in public service. And I would never presume to give a man, so much my senior, and who has given this country so much, a lecture. However ... You were at my Coronation.
Winston Churchill: I was.
Queen Elizabeth II: And you therefore heard for yourself as I took the solemn oath to govern the people of my realms according to their respective laws and customs. Now, one of those customs is that their elected Prime Minister should be of reasonably sound body and mind. Not an outrageous expectation, one would've thought.
Winston Churchill: No.
Queen Elizabeth II: But it seems that you have not been of sound body and mind these past weeks. And that you chose to withhold that information from me. A decision which feels like a betrayal, not just of the covenant of trust between us and the institutions that we both represent, but of our own personal relationship. [Queen Elizabeth rises from her chair, moves to the writing desk and pulls out her old notebook. She resumes her seat and begins to read from the book] In 1867, Walter Bagehot wrote, "There are two elements of the Constitution: the efficient and the dignified." The monarch is the dignified and the government the efficient. These two institutions only work when they support each other, when they trust one another. Your actions, your breaking of that trust was irresponsible and it might have had serious ramifications for the security of this country. Is your health better now?
Winston Churchill: It is.
Queen Elizabeth II: Good. But is it sufficiently better? Fit for office better? I would ask you to consider your response in light of the respect that my rank and my office deserve, not that which my age and gender might suggest.
Winston Churchill: Ma'am ... I look at you now and I realize that the time is fast approaching for me to step down. Not because I am unwell or unfit for office, but because you are ready. And therefore I have discharged my duty to your father. With your blessing and your forgiveness, I shall continue to serve as the leader of Your Majesty's government.

Pride & Joy [1.8][edit]

Winston Churchill: Never let them see the real Elizabeth Windsor. The cameras, the television. Never let them see that carrying the crown is often a burden. Let them look at you but let them see only the eternal.

Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother: I don't want to sound self-piteous but loss has followed loss. First and foremost, the loss of a husband. Then the loss of a home, having to leave the palace. The loss of motherhood, as daughters become adults. Loss of a routine, a sense of purpose. The loss of a Crown. Imagine, seventeen years' experience as Queen and being the head of the family. Bertie was a wonderful husband and father, but he needed a great deal of help as King. And then we lose him and, at precisely the moment when they should be giving me more to do, stop me falling into despair, they take it all aw ... They take it all away. They put it all into the hands of a girl who's totally unequipped for it.

Queen Elizabeth II: I am aware that I am surrounded by people who feel they could do the job better. Strong people with powerful characters, more natural leaders, perhaps better-suited to leading from the front, making a mark. But, for better or worse, the Crown has landed on my head. And I say we go.

Assassins [1.9][edit]

Winston Churchill: That is not a painting. It's a humiliation. "How shall I paint him today? Ah! Sitting on a chair, producing a stool. A broken, sagging, pitiful creature, squeezing and squeezing!"
Graham Sutherland: That's not how it's being seen.
Winston Churchill: That is how it is. And I will not accept it.
Graham Sutherland: I don't think it's wise to reject it. It was commissioned by the members of the joint Houses of Parliament as a sign of respect.
Winston Churchill: Well, then they should have commissioned an artist who is respectful, instead of a Judas wielding his murderous brush. Look at it! It is a betrayal of friendship. And an unpatriotic, treacherous, cowardly assault by the individualistic left.
Graham Sutherland: As regards the friendship...
Winston Churchill: Clearly, there is none.
Graham Sutherland: I accepted this commission because I admired you and I came through the experience admiring you even more.
Winston Churchill: You make monsters of everyone you admire?
Graham Sutherland: It's not vindictive. It's art. It's not personal.
Winston Churchill: Well, you are a lost soul. A narcissist without direction or certainty.
Graham Sutherland: Please, sir. Don't overreact. Give it time. I showed those sketches to your wife throughout the process. She remarked on how accurate they were.
Winston Churchill: That is the whole point. It is not a reasonably truthful image of me!
Graham Sutherland: It is, sir.
Winston Churchill: It is not! It is cruel!
Graham Sutherland: Age is cruel! If you see decay, it's because there's decay. If you see frailty, it's because there's frailty. I can't be blamed for what is. And I refuse to hide and disguise what I see. If you're engaged in a fight with something, then it's not with me. It's with your own blindness.

Queen Elizabeth II: I have nothing to hide from you. Nothing. Porchey is a friend. And yes, there are those who would have preferred me to marry him. Indeed, marriage with him might have been easier. Might have even worked better than ours. But to everyone's regret and frustration ... The only person I have ever loved is you. And can you honestly look me in the eye and say the same? Can you?

Queen Elizabeth II: My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen. Dear Winston and Lady Churchill. My confidence in Sir Anthony is complete. And I know he will lead the country on to great achievements, but it would be useless to pretend that either he or any of those successors who may one day follow him in office, will ever, for me, be able to hold the place of my first Prime Minister, to whom my husband and I owe so much. And for whose wise guidance, during the early years of my reign, I shall always be so profoundly grateful. I will remember you always for your magnanimity, your courage at all times. And for your unfailing humor. Founded in your unrivaled mastery of the English language. I take comfort from the fact, that in losing my constitutional adviser, I gain a wise counsellor to whom I shall look for help and support in the days which lie ahead. May there be many of them.

Gloriana [1.10][edit]

Cecil Beaton: "All hail sage Lady, whom a grateful Isle hath blessed. Not moving, not breathing. Our very own goddess. Glorious Gloriana." Forgetting Elizabeth Windsor now. Now only Elizabeth Regina.

Season 2[edit]

Misadventure [2.1][edit]

Queen Elizabeth II: The rumors still haven't gone away. I think we both agree, it can't go on like this. So I thought we might take this opportunity, without children, without distraction, to lay our cards on the table and talk frankly, for once about what needs to change to make this marriage work.
Prince Philip: All right. Who goes first? Stupid question. If I've learned one thing by now, it's that I go second.
Queen Elizabeth II: If I am to go first, that's where I'd start. Your complaining.
Prince Philip: My complaining?
Queen Elizabeth II: It's incessant. Whining and whingeing like a child.
Prince Philip: Are you surprised? The way those god-awful mustaches that run the palace continue to infantilize me.
Queen Elizabeth II: Perhaps if you weren't behaving like an infant...
Prince Philip: Giving me lists, sending me instructions. Can you imagine anything more humiliating?
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. As a matter of fact, I can. I've learned more about humiliation in the last few weeks than I hoped I would in a lifetime. I've never felt more alone than I have in the past five months.
Prince Philip: And why do you think that was?
Queen Elizabeth II: Because of your behavior.
Prince Philip: Because you sent me away.
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes, and why do you think that was?
Prince Philip: I don't know, Elizabeth. You tell me.
Queen Elizabeth II: Because you're lost. You're lost in your role, and you're lost in yourself. Look, I realize this marriage has turned out to be something quite different to what we both imagined.
Prince Philip: Understatement.
Queen Elizabeth II: And that we find ourselves in a...
Prince Philip: Prison?
Queen Elizabeth II: A situation which is unique. The exit route which is open to everyone else...
Prince Philip: Divorce.
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes, divorce. It's not an option for us. Ever.
Prince Philip: No.
Queen Elizabeth II: So, what would make it easier on you? To be in, not out. What will it take?
Prince Philip: You're asking my price?
Queen Elizabeth II: I'm asking what it will take.

Queen Elizabeth II: Margot, is it possible that you're still drunk?
Princess Margaret: Do you know, I think I might be, slightly.
Queen Elizabeth II: You need to be more careful.
Princess Margaret: Yes, quite right. Grain and grape don't mix.
Queen Elizabeth II: No. I meant about where you're seen. And with whom. You're drinking far more than you used to.
Princess Margaret: Why do you think that is? Because I'm unhappier than I used to be. And why is that? Because I am still unmarried. And why is that? Oh, because you denied me my perfect match.
Queen Elizabeth II: That's not fair. As your sister, I would have been perfectly happy for you to marry Peter.
Princess Margaret: What?
Queen Elizabeth II: It was the Crown that forbade it. Not to mention the fact that he was a little old. Not really from the right...
Princess Margaret: No, no, no, no. Don't you dare say "background."
Queen Elizabeth II: Well, I just think it might have all come back to haunt you.
Princess Margaret: What, did Philip's Nazi sisters come back to haunt him? Or his lunatic mother? Or his womanizing, bankrupt father?

Anthony Eden: In the early hours of this morning, the Israeli army launched an attack into Egyptian territory, the Sinai Peninsula, and is rapidly approaching the Suez Canal. The Egyptian army has mobilized a retaliatory force and is about to engage. Her Majesty's government has now issued a deadline to both Israel and Egypt to halt all acts of war and to allow Anglo-French forces into the country to preserve the peace. The Israelis have expressed a willingness to comply if the Egyptians do, but alas, President Nasser has thus far refused.
Queen Elizabeth II: When does the deadline expire?
Anthony Eden: Tomorrow morning, ma'am.
Queen Elizabeth II: And the next step, in your view, would be?
Anthony Eden: Military intervention, ma'am.
Queen Elizabeth II: War?
Anthony Eden: Indeed. But to keep the peace. It is the correct thing to do, ma'am. Nasser is playing roulette with the stability of the whole world.
Queen Elizabeth II: Well, thank you for your explanation. [Eden rises to his feet and turns to leave] Before you go, I do have one or two questions. [Eden, caught off guard, stops and faces Elizabeth] When you mentioned that the Israelis had launched an attack, you didn't seem surprised.
Anthony Eden: Why would I seem surprised?
Queen Elizabeth II: Unless I'm mistaken, the Israeli position has always been that they would, under no circumstances, launch a full-scale attack by themselves for fear of diplomatic isolation. And yet they've gone on to do precisely that, indicating that either they changed their mind, or there'd been some kind of collusion. Have we?
Anthony Eden: Have we what?
Queen Elizabeth II: Colluded with Israel? In any way?
Anthony Eden: [after a long pause] Six days ago, this government met with representatives of the French and Israeli governments in a small village on the outskirts of Paris, where a document was signed. The Sèvres Protocol, which outlines plans for a coordinated offensive against Egypt, whereby the Israeli army would attack the Egyptian army near the Suez Canal, thus allowing the intervention of Anglo-French forces.
Queen Elizabeth II: Who else knows about this?
Anthony Eden: Individual members of Cabinet. Senior members.
Queen Elizabeth II: But not Parliament?
Anthony Eden: No.
Queen Elizabeth II: Or the United Nations? When does all this begin?
Anthony Eden: Airstrikes begin tomorrow.
Queen Elizabeth II: You don't want to give it more time?
Anthony Eden: No, ma'am. The right thing to do is to go in now and to go in hard. I was right about Mussolini, I was right about Hitler, and I am right about this fella! Do I have your support?
Queen Elizabeth II: The Prime Minister always has the sovereign's support.

A Company of Men [2.2][edit]

Lisbon [2.3][edit]

Anthony Eden: First of all, I must thank you for the way in which you have all carried on without me ... and for the manner in which Rab has very competently stood in for me in my absence. You've kept me informed of all the major decisions that had to be taken. In all these months, we have been a united government. And we shall remain a united government.
Harold MacMillan: But we're not a united government, are we, Anthony? The war you insisted on has left us as divided as Caesar and Pompey and the country in chaos. There is no petrol in the pumps. There are no tins on the shelves. Our allies are aligned against us. Our international reputation is in tatters.
Anthony Eden: How adroitly your weather vane spins, Harold. You were for the war, as I remember.
Harold MacMillan: Only as long as it was legal.
Anthony Eden: You liar. [slams his fist down on the table] Liar! You wanted it every bit as much as I did! You'd have torn off Nasser's scalp with your own fingernails given the chance, taken the oil from that canal and set the Middle East ablaze!
Harold MacMillan: You've lost the trust of the people and of the party. It's the end of the road.
Anthony Eden: A road which you willingly led me down!

Anthony Eden: I'm sorry if I, uh, disappointed you.
Queen Elizabeth II: Did I suggest that you had?
Anthony Eden: No, but I, I think you thought it.
Queen Elizabeth II: I ... I did think that the decision to go to war was rushed. And I was sorry to see you lie to the House, when you told them that you had no prior knowledge of the Israelis' intentions. We both know that to be untrue. But, wrong though it was, I did have sympathy for you. To have waited in the wings for so long and to have supported a great man like Winston so patiently, so loyally. And then to finally have your opportunity to measure yourself against him. To do nothing is often the best course of action, but I know from personal experience how frustrating it can be. History was not made by those who did nothing. So, I suppose it's only natural that ambitious men, driven men want to go down in history.
Anthony Eden: Or make history by going down.

Harold MacMillan: With Eden's war, we've discarded the moral advantage or any goodwill we once held. Not to mention the dire economic situation. It's really been quite ruinous.
Queen Elizabeth II: But it wasn't just Eden's war, was it? It was a war prosecuted by a government of which you, as chancellor, were a major constituent part. I also seem to remember that you were one of the loudest voices in support of the war in the beginning. One always has to accept one's own part, I believe, in any mess.

Beryl [2.4][edit]

Princess Margaret: You pathetic, weak, contemptible fool. I never even wanted to marry you. You were only ever an act of charity. Or desperation. And now you insult me? You? People like you don't get to insult people like me. You get to be eternally grateful. You've quite the way with women. Take a look at this face. A picture of disappointment and disgust. This is the look that every woman you ever know will come to share. This is what the next forty years of your life will look like.

Princess Margaret: It was the first room I've ever been to where nobody got up, bowed, curtsied. Some just carried on having conversations, as if I wasn't there at all. Those that did talk to me did with such indifference or nonchalance, it verged on impertinence. There was this one in particular. Tony.
Queen Elizabeth II: Anthony, surely?
Princess Margaret: No, he insisted. Tony. Armstrong-Jones. He's this photographer.
Queen Elizabeth II: Like Cecil?
Princess Margaret: Oh, no, nothing like Cecil. Couldn't be less like Cecil. Well, maybe a bit like Cecil, in that he's obviously queer. Though interestingly, Elizabeth denies it.
Queen Elizabeth II: Elizabeth who?
Princess Margaret: Cavendish. I called her when I got home last night and interrogated her. "What are the five most important things I need to know about that man?"
Queen Elizabeth II: Why five?
Princess Margaret: I don't know. Felt like the right number.
Queen Elizabeth II: Why not three?
Princess Margaret: He's more interesting than three.
Queen Elizabeth II: So, what did she say?
Princess Margaret: One, that he's Welsh.
Queen Elizabeth II: Is that interesting?
Princess Margaret: No, not particularly. That he had polio as a child. That he has a passion for inventing things. And he would never dream of being anything as straightforward as "simply queer."
Queen Elizabeth II: What on earth does that mean?
Princess Margaret: I'm not altogether sure. But I'm also not incurious to find out.
Queen Elizabeth II: What was number five?
Princess Margaret: That was five.
Queen Elizabeth II: No, Margaret, that was four.
Princess Margaret: All right. Five is I liked him.
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes, I can tell that.
Princess Margaret: There's a contempt in him.
Queen Elizabeth II: What for?
Princess Margaret: For me. For us. For everything we represent. I actually think you'd like him. That's what's so dangerous about him.

Marionettes [2.5][edit]

Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother: The history of the monarchy in this country is a one-way street of humiliation, sacrifices and concessions in order to survive. First, the barons came for us, then the merchants, now the journalists. Small wonder we make such a fuss about curtsies, protocol and precedent. It's all we have left. The last scraps of armor as we go from ruling to reigning to...
Queen Elizabeth II: To what?
Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother: To being nothing at all. Marionettes.

Vergangenheit [2.6][edit]

King George VI: We all suspected it.
Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother: These papers must never see the light of day, Winston. Ever.
Winston Churchill: Publication could do grave harm to the national interest.
King George VI: The gravest. What is written here brings the greatest shame upon this family. Our people would, rightfully, never forgive us.

Queen Elizabeth II: We all closed our eyes, our ears to what was being said about you. We all dismissed it as fabrications, as cruel chatter, in light of your decision to give up the throne. But when the truth finally came out ... The truth! It makes a mockery of even the central tenets of Christianity. There is no possibility of my forgiving you. The question is: how on earth can you forgive yourself?

Matrimonium [2.7][edit]

Dear Mrs Kennedy [2.8][edit]

Jackie Kennedy: I've often wondered how someone who hates attention as much as I do ended up in a goldfish bowl like the White House. But I realize there's actually a perverse logic to a cripplingly shy person ending up in this position.
Queen Elizabeth II: Oh, you'll have to explain that one to me.
Jackie Kennedy: Well, a shy person will seek out someone strong to protect them.
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. I'm with you so far.
Jackie Kennedy: And a strong character's often one who enjoys public life. Who thrives on it. And then, before you know it, the very person you've turned to in order to protect you is the very reason you are exposed. Jack's idea of heaven is a crowd. Campaigning, fund-raising, speechmaking. That's when he comes alive. He'd far sooner speak to ten thousand people under the glare of spotlights than be alone... with me.

Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother: Didn't you say how unhappy she was? In the marriage?
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. That's the thing about unhappiness. All it takes is for something worse to come along and you realize it was actually happiness after all.

Paterfamilias [2.9][edit]

Louis Mountbatten: You may hate him now, but one day, God willing, you will be a father yourself. And you will fall short, as all parents do. And be hated. And you will know what it is to pray for the forgiveness from your own son.

Mystery Man [2.10][edit]

Harold Macmillan: I hope you haven't come to dissuade me. The situation is quite hopeless.
Queen Elizabeth II: That's not my understanding. The doctors told me that the tumor was benign.
Harold Macmillan: It was the size of an orange.
Queen Elizabeth II: While that causes inconvenience and discomfort that largely...
Harold Macmillan: I'll still require a long period of convalescence, not be in a fit state to undertake the arduous duties as PM. I'm afraid my decision to resign is final.
Queen Elizabeth II: That's very disappointing, especially after our conversation.
Harold Macmillan: As to who should succeed me, as sovereign you have the prerogative to consult, but there's only one man, in my opinion. The Earl of Home.
Queen Elizabeth II: Alec? Yes, we're all very fond of him, but...
Harold Macmillan: He's the right man. A decade younger than me, steel painted as wood, and the old governing class at its best. I would call Alec to the palace right away, ma'am. No sense dragging things out.
Queen Elizabeth II: Is that an order, Mr. Macmillan?
Harold Macmillan: It would be my advice, ma'am.
Queen Elizabeth II: Do you know, I've been Queen barely ten years. And in that time, I've had three Prime Ministers. All of them ambitious men. Clever men. Brilliant men. Not one has lasted the course. They've either been too old, too ill, or too weak. A confederacy of elected quitters.

Prince Philip: There are two types of people in life. Those whom one imagines to be trustworthy and reliable, who turn out to be treacherous and weak, like Mr. Macmillan. And those who appear to be complex and difficult, who turn out to be more dependable than anyone thought. Like me. I know exactly what my job is. Your father made it perfectly clear. You are my job. You are the essence of my duty. So here I am. Liegeman of life and limb. In, not out.

Season 3[edit]

Olding [3.1][edit]

Michael Adeane: Everyone at the Post Office is delighted with the new profile, ma'am, which they feel to be an elegant reflection of Her Majesty's transition from young woman to...
Queen Elizabeth II: Old bat?
Michael Adeane: Mother of four and settled sovereign. The Postmaster General himself commented that the two images, the young and the slightly older Queen, are almost identical.
Queen Elizabeth II: Postmaster Bevins is very kind. He's also a barefaced liar.
Michael Adeane: Just the tiniest changes, in the hair...
Queen Elizabeth II: A great many changes. But there we are. Age is rarely kind to anyone. Nothing one can do about it. One just has to get on with it.

Queen Elizabeth II: You were my guardian angel. The roof over my head. The spine in my back. The iron in my heart. You were the compass that steered and directed me. Not just me, all of us. Where would Great Britain be without its greatest Briton? God bless you, Winston.

Harold Wilson: Uh, well, I suppose I should kick things off with an apology.
Queen Elizabeth II: Whatever for?
Harold Wilson: Well, winning. I'm aware of your affection for my predecessor and doubtless you'd have preferred him to have continued in office.
Queen Elizabeth II: It is my duty not to have preferences.
Harold Wilson: Well, we all do though, don't we? We can't help it. It's human nature. And I can see the attraction of someone like "Posh Alec." Someone you can chat with about the racing, someone well-bred, highborn, who knows how to hold his cutlery, as opposed to a ruffian like me.
Queen Elizabeth II: Hardly.
Harold Wilson: Still, the country said otherwise. They'd had enough of the mess those Conservatives left us and the havoc they wreaked. Soaring land and house prices, race riots, sex scandals, large-scale unemployment, rejection from the EEC, and an annual trade deficit of £800 million.
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes, it's an unenviable legacy. What will you do about the balance of payments? Will you devalue?
Harold Wilson: No, m-ma'am. A Labour government devalued the pound once before, with little success, and my party cannot risk being seen as the party of devaluation. It is also a matter of national pride. This is still a great country, and the pound is a powerful symbol.
Harold Wilson: Can't have been an easy one to get used to.
Queen Elizabeth II: What's that?
Harold Wilson: Well, you being part of that symbol. Your face on every coin and banknote.
Queen Elizabeth II: No. I remember seeing my father's face on a shilling for the first time and thinking how odd it looked. At the same time realizing I would probably, one day, have to look at my own face. But one never knows what destiny has in store for one.

Queen Elizabeth II: I'm not sure what I was expecting. Each of his predecessors, Churchill, Eden, Macmillan, even Alec, each in their own way was formidable. Statesmanlike. But Wilson is neither old nor young, tall nor short, loud nor quiet, warm nor cold. He seems to have come from nowhere and is entirely unremarkable.
Princess Alice, Duchess of Gloucester: Best qualities in a spy.
Queen Elizabeth II: What did you say?
Princess Alice, Duchess of Gloucester: Aren't those the best qualities in a spy? Well, to be forgettable, unremarkable. Not stand out in a crowd. We used to say that about Henry, didn't we, dear?
Prince Henry, Duke of Gloucester: What?
Princess Alice, Duchess of Gloucester: That you would have made the perfect spy, because no one could remember having met you.
Prince Henry, Duke of Gloucester: I ... I'd say that was marginally better than everyone having nightmares having met you!

Prince Philip: The very least you could do is quietly crawl away, not force us to live with you under the same roof. But doing the, the right thing, the decent thing, the honorable thing ... You wouldn't have the faintest idea what that was. Well, I am going to be watching you, and one wrong step, you treacherous snake, and I will expose you and have you thrown in jail.
Anthony Blunt: I would think long and hard before I did that, sir. You would do well to reflect on your own position.
Prince Philip: What are you talking about?
Anthony Blunt: You may remember, at the height of the Profumo sex scandal, there was talk of a member of the Royal Family being involved. No one knew who, but it was rumored to be a senior member of the Royal Family. Very senior. When the osteopath at the center of the scandal, Stephen Ward, took his own life, there was speculation that a number of portraits of that senior member of the Royal Family had been found in his apartment. Naturally, a great many people were keen to get their hands on those portraits. Mercifully, someone respected and well connected in the art world was able to make sure they didn't fall into the wrong hands.
Prince Philip: I never saw Stephen Ward in any capacity other than as an osteopath. If he made drawings of me, he would have done so from photographs.
Anthony Blunt: We all tell ourselves all sorts of things to make sense of the past. So much so that our fabrications, if we tell them to ourselves often enough, become the truth. In our minds and everyone else's. And believe you me, I'm happy for your truth to be the truth. It would be better for everyone. Imagine how awful it would be, for example, if those pictures saw the light of day now. The storm it would create. And for what? It's the past.

Margaretology [3.2][edit]

President Lyndon B. Johnson: Screw the Brits! I don't like 'em. I never liked 'em. If they're not looking down at you through their noses, they're holding their hands out like beggars. And I don't give a crap about any special relationship. Harold Wilson wants my help, he should have thought about that when he refused to support me over Vietnam. You can't screw a man in the ass and then expect him to buy you flowers!

Princess Margaret: [after telling Lyndon Johnson she was "distinctly underwhelmed" by John F. Kennedy] I'm sorry. Did I say something wrong? I do know these days one's not allowed to think anything other than what a great statesman Kennedy was.
First Lady Claudia "Lady Bird" Johnson: Say nothing, Lyndon.
Princess Margaret: Of course he'll say nothing. He was his loyal deputy. Which I think I can understand better than most. The frustrations and resentments that can build up from a life as a number two. The support act. Even of someone you adore. You spent three years as Vice President. I've spent my whole life as Vice Queen.

Queen Elizabeth II: Margaret does suffer more than anyone else by not having a more meaningful role. Suffers in health and happiness. She's overlooked. And in terms of ability and character and intelligence and flair, she does not deserve to be overlooked. So, why shouldn't we consider expanding the role, sharing the job a bit more?
Prince Philip: There are two answers to that question. Neither makes for pretty listening. Yes, the system is unequal and unjust and cruel. Primogeniture divides and destroys families. The system stinks. But in its cruelty and injustice, it reflects something else, which is harsh and brutal, which no one is suggesting we rearrange. Life. We all desire equality, but here's the thing. We were not born equal.
Queen Elizabeth II: And what's the second?
Prince Philip: Do you remember I told you once I got drunk with that god-awful monster Tommy Lascelles? Well, that night he shared with me his theory about the House of Windsor. I've never repeated it to anyone since.
Queen Elizabeth II: Go on.
Prince Philip: He asked me to imagine a mythological creature. A Reichsadler. A polycephalus, a two-headed eagle. For the purposes of this conversation, I want you to think of it as representing us. This family. Your family. There have always been the dazzling Windsors and the dull ones. Your father...
Queen Elizabeth II: A saint.
Prince Philip: But dull. Sorry. Your grandfather, too.
Queen Elizabeth II: George V?
Prince Philip: Deadly dull. At the height of the Great War, when the, the Tsar and the Kaiser and the Emperor of Austria were dazzling the world, where was he? He was sticking stamps in his album. His wife...
Queen Elizabeth II: Queen Mary, wonderful.
Prince Philip: Ditchwater. And so it goes, through George V to Queen Victoria and back. An uninterrupted line of stolid, turgid dreariness.
Queen Elizabeth II: Culminating in me?
Prince Philip: Well, yes, but alongside that dull, dutiful, reliable, heroic strain runs another. The dazzling, the brilliant, the individualistic, and the dangerous. And so, for every Victoria, you get an Edward VII. For every George V, you get a Prince Eddy. For every George VI, you get an Edward VIII. For every Lilibet, you get a Margaret. And she may have had a success in Washington, but let's not delude ourselves that serious diplomacy can be achieved through drinking and dancing. Let Margaret have the glory, but let's not rewrite the constitutional rulebook because she got lucky once.
Queen Elizabeth II: And where does that leave my relationship with her?
Prince Philip: Unchanged. You're the Queen. And she's your dangerous baby sister.

Tommy Lascelles: [flashback, after a young Margaret suggests taking Elizabeth's place as heir] What you are suggesting is unthinkable. The order of succession to the throne is determined by the Act of Settlement of 1701, not the wild and irresponsible whims of young princesses. The principle of undisturbed hereditary descent is a pillar of stability and perpetuity for the nation. Princess Elizabeth's destiny is to accede to the throne. Yours is to serve and support. I would urge you to accept your position in life ... and to dismiss forthwith any childish notions about rewriting the rule books that it might better suit your character. We all have a role to play. Princess Elizabeth's will be center-stage, and yours, ma'am, will be from the wings.

Aberfan [3.3][edit]

Queen Elizabeth II: Churchill would have had the character to do it face to face. Come to think of it, so would Anthony Eden. And Harold Macmillan. Each of them would have had the courage to express their anger to me directly. None of them would ever have resorted to going behind my back like that. I have it on authority you tipped off journalists that I was letting the side down by not going to Aberfan.
Harold Wilson: Never.
Queen Elizabeth II: It wasn't you?
Harold Wilson: No, ma'am. But perhaps one or two of my colleagues, concerned at the anger being directed at the government...
Queen Elizabeth II: Broke ranks? Took matters into their own hands?
Harold Wilson: It's possible.
Queen Elizabeth II: Perhaps they're right. The people of Aberfan deserved a prompt response. They didn't get one. They deserved a display of compassion, of empathy from their Queen.
Harold Wilson: And they got it yesterday.
Queen Elizabeth II: They got nothing. I dabbed a bone-dry eye, and by some miracle, no one noticed. After the Blitz, when we visited hospitals, I saw what my parents, the King and Queen, saw. They wept. I couldn't.
Harold Wilson: Well, you, you were a child. What do you expect?
Queen Elizabeth II: Not just as a child. When my grandmother, Queen Mary, whom I loved very much, when she died, nothing.
Harold Wilson: Well, she had been ill a long time. It had been expected.
Queen Elizabeth II: When I had my first child, a moment of such significance for every mother ... I have known for some time there is something wrong with me.
Harold Wilson: Not wrong.
Queen Elizabeth II: Deficient, then. How else would you describe it when something is missing?
Harold Wilson: These meetings are confidential, yes? I have never done a day's manual work in my life. Not one. I am an academic, a privileged Oxford don, not a worker. I don't like beer. I prefer brandy. I prefer wild salmon to tinned salmon. Chateaubriand to steak and kidney pie. And I don't like pipe smoking. I far prefer cigars. But cigars are a symbol of capitalist privilege. So, I smoke a pipe, on the campaign trail and on television. Makes me more approachable. Likable. We can't be everything to everyone and still be true to ourselves. We do what we have to do as leaders. That's our job. Our job is to calm more crises than we create. That's our job, and you do it very well indeed. And in a way, your absence of emotion is a blessing. No one needs hysteria from a head of state. And the truth is, we barely need humanity.

Bubbikins [3.4][edit]

Michael Adeane: [after hearing Philip calling for "sweetie" on the tannoy and assuming he wants to speak to Elizabeth] His Royal Highness the Duke of...
Queen Elizabeth II: Not me, I'm afraid. I'm "darling" or "cabbage." "Sweetie" is someone else.

Prince Philip: I owe you an apology.
Princess Alice: Whatever for?
Prince Philip: My faithlessness. All this time, I've been trying to keep you out of sight of the cameras, when, quite clearly, you should have been centre stage.
Princess Alice: If anyone owes anyone an apology, we both know it's the other way round. At least your sisters had something of their mother. When we were forced to leave Greece, I couldn't cope. I needed care. I needed help.
Prince Philip: But that, that wasn't help that they gave you. It was torture.
Princess Alice: They tried their best.
Prince Philip: No. The treatment they gave you was barbaric. And your courage in rising above it was remarkable.
Princess Alice: I didn't do it alone. I couldn't have. I had help every step of the way. Now, Bubbikins, you mentioned faithlessness. How is your faith?
Prince Philip: Dormant.
Princess Alice: What?
Prince Philip: Dormant.
Princess Alice: That's not good. Let this be a mother's gift to her child. The one piece of advice. Find yourself a faith. It helps. No, not just helps. It's everything.

Coup [3.5][edit]

Louis Mountbatten: I'm getting a feeling that I've not had since Dieppe, that I'm walking into a trap.
Queen Elizabeth II: I'd like to think you had that sinking feeling on another occasion recently, when going to see your friends at the Bank of England. Is it even true?
Louis Mountbatten: Yes, I did go to lunch at the Bank of England to meet and listen to people who are horrified by what's happening to the country. A horror I hope you share.
Queen Elizabeth II: Perhaps. But conspiring with them is not the solution.
Louis Mountbatten: It is the beginning of a solution. Why are you doing this? Why would you protect a man like Wilson?
Queen Elizabeth II: I am protecting the Prime Minister. I am protecting the constitution. I am protecting democracy.
Louis Mountbatten: But if the man at the heart of that democracy threatens to destroy it, are we supposed to just stand by and do nothing?
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. Doing nothing is exactly what we do, and bide our time, and wait for the people that voted him in to vote him out again, if indeed that is what they decide to do.

Princess Alice: One of the few joys of being as old as we both are is that it's not our problem. It's not really our country, either.
Louis Mountbatten: What are you talking about? Of course it's our country.
Princess Alice: We Battenbergs have no country. Our family might have kings and queens in its ranks, but we're mongrels, too. Part-German, part-Greek, part-nowhere at all.
Louis Mountbatten: Well, this is my country. It gave me a home, it gave me a name, and in return, I've given it my life. And to see it like this breaks my heart.

Tywysog Cymru [3.6][edit]

Queen Elizabeth II: I've had the opportunity now to read the translation of what you actually said, and the inferences you made. The similarity between Wales's suffering and yours was clear.
Prince Charles: Was it?
Queen Elizabeth II: Unmistakable.
Prince Charles: Only to you.
Queen Elizabeth II: To all Wales, apparently. [walks over to her bed and picks up the translated copy of Charles' speech] "If this union is to endure, then we must learn to respect each other's differences. Nobody likes to be ignored, to not be seen or heard or listened to."
Prince Charles: Well, am I wrong? Isn't there a similarity between my predicament and the Welsh? Am I listened to in this family? Am I seen for who and what I am? No. Do I have a voice?
Queen Elizabeth II: Rather too much of a voice for my liking. Not having a voice is something all of us have to live with. We have all made sacrifice and suppressed who we are. Some portion of our natural selves is always lost.
Prince Charles: That is a choice.
Queen Elizabeth II: It is not a choice. It is a duty. I was a similar age to you when your great-grandmother, Queen Mary, told me that to do nothing, to say nothing, is the hardest job of all. It requires every ounce of energy that we have. To be impartial is not natural, it's not human. People will always want us to smile or agree, or frown or speak, and the minute that we do, we will have declared a position, a point of view, and that is the one thing, as the royal family, we are not entitled to do. Which is why we have to hide those feelings, keep them to ourselves. Because the less we do, the less we say or speak or agree or...
Prince Charles: Think. Or breathe. Or feel or exist.
Queen Elizabeth II: The better.
Prince Charles: But doing that is perhaps not as easy for me as it is for you.
Queen Elizabeth II: Why?
Prince Charles: Because I have a beating heart. A character. A mind and a will of my own. I am not just a symbol. I can lead not just by wearing a uniform, or by cutting a ribbon, but by showing people who I am. Mummy, I have a voice.
Queen Elizabeth II: Let me let you into a secret. No one wants to hear it.
Prince Charles: Are you talking about the country or my own family?
Queen Elizabeth II: No one.

Moondust [3.7][edit]

Prince Philip: My mother died recently. She, she saw that something was amiss. It's a good word, that. A-Amiss. She saw that something was missing in her youngest child. Her only son. Faith. "How's your faith?" she asked me. I'm here to admit to you that I've lost it. And without it, what is there? The, the loneliness and emptiness and anticlimax of going all that way to the moon to find nothing but haunting desolation. Ghostly silence. Gloom. That is what faithlessness is. As opposed to finding wonder, ecstasy, the miracle of divine creation, God's design and purpose. What am I trying to say? I'm trying to say that the solution to our problems, I think, is not in the, in the ingenuity of the rocket, or the science or the technology or even the bravery. No, the answer is in here. Or here, or wherever it is that, that faith resides. And so, Dean Woods, having ridiculed you for what you and these poor, blocked, lost souls were, were trying to achieve here in St. George's House, I now find myself full of respect and admiration and not a small part of desperation as I come to say, Help. Help me. And to admit that while those three astronauts deserve all our praise and respect for their undoubted heroism, I was more scared coming here to see you today than I would have been going up in any bloody rocket!

Dangling Man [3.8][edit]

Prince Charles: Dear Uncle David, I want to thank you again, and Wallis, for having me at your home in the Bois de Boulogne. It's a rare thing that fate should allow a former king and a king-in-waiting to meet. To tell the truth, it opened my eyes to a few things. To the nature of kingship, the nature of love and all the difficulties that go with both. I'm sure you know the family would have preferred me not to visit you. Afraid, perhaps, I might recognize myself in you, sympathize with you. Well, let me confess that I do recognize myself in you. Your progressiveness and flair. Your individuality and imagination. What a king you would have made in a kinder world. What a king we were denied. It makes me so sad to see you living in exile, when all you did was take a stand for principle, and love one woman completely. You were cruelly denied your right to reign alongside the woman that you wanted by your side. But I give you my word. I will not be denied what you have been denied. The Crown is not a static thing resting forever on one head. It is moving. Alive. Divine. The changing face of changing times, and if, God willing, it has been ordained that I should wear it, then I shall do so on my own terms and hopefully make you proud.

Imbroglio [3.9][edit]

Wallis, Duchess of Windsor: I'm sorry not to see your girlfriend.
Prince Charles: Well, she's picking me up after this. We're spending the evening together before I return to Dartmouth. But don't tell anyone. It's a secret. She's not official, yet.
Wallis, Duchess of Windsor: Is she the one?
Prince Charles: Yes. I think so.
Wallis, Duchess of Windsor: Then if I may offer two pieces of advice. Never turn your back on true love. Despite all the sacrifices and all the pain, David and I never once regretted it.
Prince Charles: Thank you. And the second?
Wallis, Duchess of Windsor: Watch out for your family.
Prince Charles: They mean well.
Wallis, Duchess of Windsor: No, they don't.

Cri de Coeur [3.10][edit]

Queen Elizabeth II: It's age. Happens to us all.
Harold Wilson: Uh, no, ma'am. It's not just age. No. It's been diagnosed. It has a name. Alzheimer's. I first noticed symptoms two years ago. I always speak without notes. I've something of a photographic memory. But then one day, I dried. And in the months that followed, I noticed more forgetfulness. Agitation. Delusion. Paranoia.
Queen Elizabeth II: I shouldn't worry too much. Several of your predecessors had far more serious afflictions, and they continued to govern without the public being any the wiser.
Harold Wilson: Uh, no, ma'am, it's a ... It's a mental health issue now. I shall put myself in the hands of the doctors.
Queen Elizabeth II: Oh, Prime Minister, I am sorry. This will come as a terrible shock.
Harold Wilson: Well, maybe, but, uh, no shock lasts longer than forty-eight hours. There's too much appetite for the next shock.
Queen Elizabeth II: I'll miss our sessions terribly. I don't mind admitting I let out an unconstitutional cheer when you beat Mr. Heath this time.
Harold Wilson: I always said deep down, you're a leftie at heart.
Queen Elizabeth II: Nothing to do with the politics. You're just a better companion. Although, I wouldn't have said that the first time we met.
Harold Wilson: No! You thought I was going to rough you lot up. And look what a sentimental old royalist I turned out to be. [rises to his feet and bows] Your Majesty.
Queen Elizabeth II: Prime Minister? If you saw fit to invite your Queen to supper at Downing Street before you left, she would be honored.
Harold Wilson: But that's an honor previously only given to Churchill.
Queen Elizabeth II: The Duke of Edinburgh and I would like that very much.
Harold Wilson: So would Mrs. Wilson and I.

Queen Elizabeth II: Ask yourself, in the time I've been on the throne, what have I actually achieved?
Princess Margaret: You've been calm and stable and...
Queen Elizabeth II: Useless and unhelpful. This country was still great when I came to the throne, and now look. So much for the Second Elizabethan Age, which Winston talked about. All that's happened on my watch is the place has fallen apart.
Princess Margaret: It's only fallen apart if we say it has. That's the thing about the monarchy. We paper over the cracks. And if what we do is loud and grand and confident enough, no one will notice that all around us it's fallen apart. That's the point of us. Not us. Of you. You cannot flinch. Because if you show a single crack, we'll see it isn't a crack, but a chasm, and we'll all fall in. So you must hold it all together.
Queen Elizabeth II: Must I do that alone?
Princess Margaret: There is only one queen.

Season 4[edit]

Gold Stick [4.1][edit]

Prince Philip: That's the last thing this country needs.
Queen Elizabeth II: What?
Prince Philip: Two women running the shop.
Queen Elizabeth II: Perhaps that's precisely what this country needs. I rather like what I've seen of her so far.
Prince Philip: What, the shopkeeper's daughter?
Queen Elizabeth II: An alderman shopkeeper's daughter who worked hard and gained a scholarship to Oxford.
Prince Philip: Yes, to study chemistry.
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes, but later changed direction and qualified as a barrister while raising twin children. You try doing that.
Prince Philip: What about her character? [readiing from a newspaper article] It says here, "As a young woman, she applied for a job as a food research chemist and was rejected after the personnel department assessed her as being headstrong, obstinate, and dangerously self-opinionated."
Queen Elizabeth II: Really? Who else around here does that sound like?

Louis Mountbatten: Dear boy! My office rang Buckingham Palace what must be an hour ago, and I've been put through to about nine different extensions. Where have we finally reached you?
Prince Charles: Northeast Iceland, in a lodge on the River Hofsá.
Louis Mountbatten: What are you doing there?
Prince Charles: Salmon fishing with friends. You at Classiebawn with the gang?
Louis Mountbatten: The whole tribe, and everyone's asking after you. Are you gonna be in London next week? I'd like to see you.
Prince Charles: I won't. I have a rendezvous with Camilla. We've found a couple of days where we could catch up.
Louis Mountbatten: Oh, Charles, you're not still seeing her? You know what the family thinks.
Prince Charles: Yes, I'm perfectly aware of what the family thinks.
Louis Mountbatten: And what I think too?
Prince Charles: Yes, and the richness of that is not lost on me either. The idea that you, of all people, should lecture me about the sanctity of marriage...
Louis Mountbatten: [talking over Charles] I don't lecture you.
Prince Charles: ...and affairs of the heart needing to be conventional, because you and Edwina hardly blazed a trail in that department. At least when Camilla and I commit adultery, there aren't national security implications involved.
Louis Mountbatten: That was uncalled for.
Prince Charles: So is your unwelcome intervention in this matter. Honestly, you make a great show of being my ally in this family, watching my back, but when the chips are down, you're just a quisling. A fifth columnist playing for the other side. The fact is, I haven't met anyone I like as much as Camilla, who is herself trapped in a marriage of your engineering...
Louis Mountbatten: [talking over Charles] My own engineering?
Prince Charles: ...with a husband who's bedding half of Gloucestershire. Invite us both to Broadlands soon and you'll see how happy we actually make one another. That is, if my happiness is even remotely important to you.

Louis Mountbatten: My dear Charles, there exists no greater compliment than to be called a "prince among men." Such a person earns his title with his ability to lead and inspire, elusive virtues to which you must reach and rise. And it grieves me to say that you are not working hard enough to reach and to rise. The choice of a woman was the issue around which the last Prince of Wales came to grief. And it's astonishing to me that, forty years after the abdication, you are making so little attempt to conceal your infatuation for another man's wife. How could you contemplate such ruin and disappointment to yourself, to your family, to me? Must I remind you again of the importance of building your destiny with some sweet and innocent, well-tempered girl with no past, who knows the rules and will follow the rules? Someone with whom you can make a fresh start and build a new life. One that people will love as a princess and, in due course, as queen. This is your duty now, your most important task. You are more than a man, more than a prince, and one day, dear boy, you shall be king. But now, to the sea. I miss you enormously. There is no one whose company I enjoy more. But I think you know that. Your ever-loving honorary grandpa, Dickie.

Margaret Thatcher: I am sick and tired of those who would seek to rationalize and make excuses for the atrocities committed by the IRA. There's no such thing as political murder or political bombing or political violence. There's only criminal murder, criminal bombing, and criminal violence. And I give you my word, I will wage a war against the Irish Republican Army with relentless determination and without mercy until that war is won.

Princess Diana: Royal Highness, I just wanted to offer my condolences. It must have been completely devastating for you. And your reading at the Abbey, how you held it all together under the circs, I don't know how you did that. It was utterly brilliant.
Prince Charles: Thank you. I'm sorry. We haven't met.
Princess Diana: We have. I was in costume at the time. Sarah Spencer's younger sister.
Prince Charles: Oh, the mad tree.
Princess Diana: Diana.
Prince Charles: Yes.
Princess Diana: Sarah told me how close you were to Lord Mountbatten, that he was like a father to you.
Prince Charles: Yes.
Princess Diana: It must all be unimaginably awful.
Prince Charles: Thank you. It has been.

The Balmoral Test [4.2][edit]

Queen Elizabeth II: While stalking, the trick really is to disappear into nature. To preserve the element of surprise. So next time you might not wear bright blue. It means the stag can see you. Or wear scent. It means he can smell you. [Thatcher stumbles and loudly gasps] Now he can hear you, too.

Margaret Thatcher: I do hope you enjoyed your holiday.
Queen Elizabeth II: Very much. Scotland in the summer is such a blessing. I'm always mystified by those that don't feel at home at Balmoral. Some people just don't. They come and are bewildered by it, by the weather and traditions. They see only cruelty in the blood sports instead of kindness or necessity. But there have been blood sports here too. You have a brand-new cabinet.
Margaret Thatcher: I have.
Queen Elizabeth II: Mostly older ministers that were culled.
Margaret Thatcher: Yes, although it wasn't just their age that decided it.
Queen Elizabeth II: Rather?
Margaret Thatcher: Their background, mostly. And lack of grit, as a consequence of their privilege and entitlement.
Queen Elizabeth II: Always a mistake to assume just because people are privileged, they lack grit. And a dangerous game, I think, to make enemies left, right, and center.
Margaret Thatcher: Not if one is comfortable with having enemies.
Queen Elizabeth II: Are you?
Margaret Thatcher: Oh, yes. Inspired by the words of the Chartist poet Charles Mackay. "You have no enemies, you say? Alas! My friend, the boast is poor. He, who has mingled in the fray of duty, that the brave endure, must have made foes! If you have none, small is the work that you have done. You've hit no traitor on the hip, you've dashed no cup from perjured lip, you've never turned the wrong to right, you've been a coward in the fight."

Fairytale [4.3][edit]

Queen Elizabeth II: [talking to Charles on the eve of his wedding] When your great-grandmother, Queen Mary, was a beautiful young princess, she was about to marry her Prince Charming. But before they got to the church, he fell ill and died. But everyone had been so impressed with her, that they put her together with his younger brother. Only one problem. The younger brother was Prince Charmless. Dull and shy. There was no attraction, certainly no love. But in order to make the marriage work, they were encouraged to focus on the bigger idea. Duty. They worked and worked and worked. And out of that work, a tiny seed grew. A seed of respect and admiration, a seed that grew into a flower they could eventually call love. They were married for forty-two years. They stabilized a country that was at war with itself, and they left the Crown stronger, while all around them, the great monarchies of Europe fell. Now I cannot claim to be the most intuitive mother, but I do think I know when one of my children is unhappy. Whatever wretchedness you are feeling now, whatever doubts you harbor ... If you could follow the example of your great-grandmother, love and happiness will surely follow.

Archbishop of Canterbury: Here is the stuff of which fairy tales are made. The prince and princess on their wedding day. But fairy tales usually end at this point with the simple phrase, "They lived happily ever after." This may be because fairy tales regard marriage as an anticlimax after the romance of courtship. As husband and wife live out their vows, loving and cherishing one another, sharing life's splendors and miseries, achievements and setbacks, they will be transformed in the process. Our faith sees the wedding day not as the place of arrival, but the place where the adventure really begins.

Favourites [4.4][edit]

Margaret Thatcher: The very idea that the first time a prime minister should break down in this room and it be a woman.
Queen Elizabeth II: It is by no means the first time a prime minister has broken down in here. Over the years, this room has been part-office, part-drawing room, part-confessional, and part-psychologist's couch. We even have paper hankies. [gestures to the box on the table next to Thatcher] Or a brandy?
Margaret Thatcher: Whiskey, if you have one.

Queen Elizabeth II: Isn't this heaven?
Princess Anne: If you say so.
Queen Elizabeth II: I do. Tucked away in the country, rain and mud and horses and dogs, children, privacy. I do envy you.
Princess Anne: Well, it's not quite the Eden you imagine. For a start, there isn't privacy. They are there, wherever I go.
Queen Elizabeth II: Who?
Princess Anne: Journalists. Photographers who've just got it in for me. Bastards.
Queen Elizabeth II: Well, if you will keep calling them that...
Princess Anne: I told them to naff off. Once. And can you blame me? They're so mean to me all the time. I'm pretty low-key, as you know. I don't want praise or attention or thanks. But I'm only human. Sometimes even a pit pony needs a pat on the head.
Queen Elizabeth II: I know the feeling.
Princess Anne: It's not easy working in the heat and squalor of a Third World country doing real work for real charities. But do I get as much as a mention in any newspaper? Or a thank you? Do I heck. And yet all she has to do is put on a frock, and she's all over all the front pages, and everyone's falling over in shock at how wonderful she is.
Queen Elizabeth II: Who?
Princess Anne: Her.
Queen Elizabeth II: Diana.
Princess Anne: The only other young female in the family, yes, against whom I am now always compared. Lovely her, dumpy me. Smiling her, grumpy me. Charming her, awful me. And the constant questions about my marriage all the time, about Mark.
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes, how is Mark?
Princess Anne: That's it, exactly like that. "How is Mark?" Mark's fine! I'm fine. The children are fine.
Queen Elizabeth II: Well, I'm happy to hear that. Only there has been talk.
Princess Anne: I thought you didn't listen to talk.
Queen Elizabeth II: And a meeting recently with Commander Trestrail.
Princess Anne: Who?
Queen Elizabeth II: The head of the Royal Protection Branch. He felt compelled to mention rumors about a Sergeant Cross, and the two of you being intimate. And in light of these rumors, Scotland Yard has recommended his transfer back to desk duties in Croydon.
Princess Anne: Don't, don't do that to me. You ca ... You can't. He is the one thing that makes me happy.
Queen Elizabeth II: You have so much to make you happy.
Princess Anne: Then how come none of it does?
Queen Elizabeth II: It will again if you're patient.
Princess Anne: Is that it? Is that the advice? "Stick it out, grin and bear it. Persevere"?
Queen Elizabeth II: Well, these things usually pass if you have the patience to wait.
Princess Anne: I used to enjoy my reputation as the difficult one. I used to relish scaring people a bit because I could control it. But recently, I'm the one who's scared. Because it's starting to feel more like it controls me, and it's changed. It's not just feeling angry, but a kind of recklessness where I just want to smash it all up.
Queen Elizabeth II: But that will pass too.
Princess Anne: Is that it? Is doing nothing your solution to everything?

Carol Thatcher: Why is Mark so obviously your favorite?
Margaret Thatcher: What?
Carol Thatcher: You have twin children, and you clearly prefer one over the other.
Margaret Thatcher: Carol, that's not true.
Carol Thatcher: It is indisputably and painfully true. And what I want to say to you is, is that just because you had a difficult relationship with your mother ...
Margaret Thatcher: Darling, I really don't have time for this.
Carol Thatcher: You cannot let it affect your relationship with all women. Most of all, your own daughter.
Margaret Thatcher: Darling, you do pick your moments. I am busy. In a few minutes, I have the chiefs of staff coming.
Carol Thatcher: Then give me one of those minutes. You disregard me. You overlook me. And you favor Mark.
Margaret Thatcher: Because he's stronger. Like my father was stronger. Yes. You are right. I did struggle with my mother, but it had nothing to do with her sex. It had to do with her weakness. I could not bear how she was prepared to just be a housewife.
Carol Thatcher: Because her husband treated her as such.
Margaret Thatcher: That is not true! Your grandfather, my father, was wonderful with women. Wonderful. He encouraged me. He taught me. He made me who I am. He was determined my ambition be limitless. And he tried with your grandmother. But there is a limit to what one can do if people are themselves limited.

Fagan [4.5][edit]

Queen Elizabeth II: When you've been in my position as long as I have, you see how quickly and how often a nation's fortunes can change. Joblessness, recession, crises, war. All of these things have a way of correcting themselves. Countries bounce back. People do. Because they simply have to.
Michael Fagan: That's what I thought. That I'd bounce back. And then I didn't. First the work dried up, then my confidence dried up. Then the love in my wife's eyes dried up. And then you begin to wonder, you know, where's it gone? Not just your confidence or your happiness, but your ... They say I have mental health problems now, but I don't. I'm just poor.
Queen Elizabeth II: The state can help with all of this.
Michael Fagan: What state? The state has gone. She's dismantled it along with all the other things we thought we could depend on growing up. A sense of community, a sense of, you know, obligation to one another. A sense of kindness. It's all disappearing.
Queen Elizabeth II: I think you're exaggerating. People still show kindness to one another, and they still pay their taxes to the state.
Michael Fagan: And she spends that money on an unnecessary war and declares the feel-good factor is back again. In the meantime, all the things that really make us feel good (the right to work, the right to be ill, the right to be old, the right to be frail, be human) gone. You may think you're off the hook, but she's got her eye on your job, too. Let me tell you. You'll be out of work soon.
Queen Elizabeth II: Let me assure you, Mrs. Thatcher is an all-too-committed monarchist.
Michael Fagan: She has an appetite for power, which is presidential. And in this country, a president and a head of state cannot coexist. Mark my words, she's put us out of work. She's quietly putting you out of work.

Margaret Thatcher: On behalf of the government and the Metropolitan Police, I am so sorry. It is a national embarrassment that the Queen of the United Kingdom should be subjected to troublemakers and malcontents who feel at liberty to resort to violence.
Queen Elizabeth II: Oh, but he wasn't violent. In fact, the only person Mr. Fagan hurt in the course of his break-in was himself. And while he may be a troubled soul, I don't think he's entirely to blame for his troubles, being a victim of unemployment, which is now more than twice what it was when you came into office just three years ago.
Margaret Thatcher: If unemployment is temporarily high, ma'am, then it is a necessary side effect of the medicine we are administering to the British economy.
Queen Elizabeth II: Shouldn't we be careful that this medicine, like some dreadful chemotherapy, doesn't kill the very patient it is intended to heal? If people like Mr. Fagan are struggling, do we not have a collective duty to help them? What of our moral economy?
Margaret Thatcher: If we are to turn this country around, we really must abandon outdated and misguided notions of collective duty. There are individual men and women, and there are families. Self-interested people who are trying to better themselves. That is the engine that fires a nation. My father didn't have the state to rely on should his business fail. It was the risk of ruin and his duty to his family that drove him to succeed.
Queen Elizabeth II: Perhaps not everyone is as remarkable as your father.
Margaret Thatcher: Oh, you see, that is where you and I differ. I say they have it within them to be.
Queen Elizabeth II: Even someone like Mr. Fagan?
Margaret Thatcher: Mr. Fagan is another matter. Two different doctors have reached the conclusion he is suffering from a schizophrenic illness. If he is spared criminal prosecution on account of his condition, then a nice, secure mental hospital will ensure he will not be a danger any longer. Now, if you will excuse me, I really must go.
Queen Elizabeth II: Where to?
Margaret Thatcher: To the victory parade at the City of London.
Queen Elizabeth II: A victory parade?
Margaret Thatcher: Yes, ma'am. We have just won a war.

Terra Nullius [4.6][edit]

Prince Charles: I'm not blind. I can see how unhappy you are. How thin you've become.
Princess Diana: Trust me, you don't know the half of it.
Prince Charles: I know more than you think. People talk. The staff. And I was, very saddened, horrified by what I learned. So, what do you want from me?
Princess Diana: To be heard.
Prince Charles: And I'm listening.
Princess Diana: No, more than that. To be understood, appreciated. I don't need endless flattery. No one wants that. But I am trying my hardest to please you, to live up to your standards, and I don't think you have the faintest idea of what it's like to feel this way. To be constantly overlooked, ignored...
Prince Charles: Don't have the faintest idea? I know what being overlooked feels like better than anyone. I've spent my whole life being unthanked, unappreciated, uncared for. And if I've been cold or distant with you, perhaps it's because I don't feel truly understood by you. I sometimes think you see me as an old man. Or worse, a gargoyle above the church door. Gray, made of stone, unemotional, but I'm not. You think I don't crave the occasional "Well done," or "Aren't you clever?" or even just a thank-you. I need encouragement and the occasional pat on the back too.
Princess Diana: Does that explain why you keep going to her? I'm not going to say her name. I'm worried if I do, I might spit.
Prince Charles: Camilla. What's she got to do with it?
Princess Diana: Well, what's what I keep asking myself. What's she got to do with anything? But, obviously, she's got a lot to do with everything because you can't leave her alone.
Prince Charles: She and her husband are close friends, not just of mine, but the whole family's.
Princess Diana: Remember I found your bracelet, the one with your nicknames engraved on it, Fred and Gladys?
Prince Charles: It was just harmless fun.
Princess Diana: Three days before our wedding, you gave that to her. And on our actual honeymoon, you wore the cuff links that she gave you, with the interlocking initials, the two Cs, interwoven and obscenely entwined like lovers. And on the same honeymoon, a photograph of her falls out of your diary. And then later in the year, I find your love letters. Page after page with a passion I'm not getting from you!
Prince Charles: Because you show no interest in me! You refuse to come to Highgrove, where I'm happiest.
Princess Diana: Yes, because she is there! Oh, and not just her, but the gardens and the polo and the hunts, and the boring old philosophers and father substitutes who patronize me and ignore me, but love her, presumably. Which is why the two of you are perfect for each other. So, where do I fit in?
Prince Charles: You fit in because you're my wife. And because I love you.
Princess Diana: [stunned speechless] I ... I...
Prince Charles: I do.
Princess Diana: Gosh.
Prince Charles: So, how are we going to solve it?
Princess Diana: Well ... Well, I suppose, I suppose we've got to learn to give it to each other on a more regular basis. The encouragement, I mean.
Prince Charles: Well, and the other thing.
Princess Diana: Well, yes, that too. 'Cause I still think you're gorgeous. Cleverest, handsomest man in every room.
Prince Charles: Do you really? [to himself] Pathetic, but I do need that sometimes. [to Diana] And you look gorgeous too. Your beauty, your radiance is a great shining, spectacular miracle. When I see the light in people's faces when they look at you, it makes me realize that I'm the luckiest man in the world and we're the luckiest family in the world. It makes me want to ring the Queen back in London and say, "Can you hear that, Mummy? Listen to that! It's 100 decibels louder than anything you ever got. Chew on that! Choke on that!"
Princess Diana: You know, I think this might be the most important conversation we've ever had.
Prince Charles: Yes.
Princess Diana: And the solution is so simple. Any time either of us feels we're not getting what we need, we simply need to give that very thing to the other. If you learned anything from today...
Prince Charles: We both need the same as each other. To be encouraged. To be supported. And to be... appreciated.
Princess Diana: [taking Charles' hand in hers] To be loved?
Prince Charles: Yes.

Queen Elizabeth II: We are rather a tough bunch in this family. We don't give out much praise or love or thanks. Perhaps someoe like Diana is best placed to...
Princess Anne: Hug everyone else too.
Queen Elizabeth II: To connect with the modern world. And isn't that how the Crown survives and stays relevant? By changing with the times.
Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother: Diana is an immature little girl who, in time, will give up her struggles, give up her fight, and bend, as Philip did. As they all do. And when she bends, she will fit.
Queen Elizabeth II: And if she doesn't bend, what then?
Princess Margaret: She will break.

The Hereditary Principle [4.7][edit]

Princess Margaret: Five. Five, Mummy! Five members of our close family locked up and neglected!
Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother: What do you expect us to do?
Princess Margaret: Behave like human beings.
Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother: Oh, don't be so naive. We had no choice.
Princess Margaret: They're your nieces. Daughters of your favorite brother!
Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother: They were unwell. Aunt Fenella was overwhelmed. And then the way things suddenly changed for all of us, none of us could have foreseen it.
Princess Margaret: It? What's it?
Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother: The abdication...
Princess Margaret: No! Not everything that is wrong with this family can be explained away by the abdication.
Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother: Well, the abdication did change everything. You were too young to understand. Everything. It's complicated.
Princess Margaret: No, it's not! It's wicked, and it's cold-hearted, and it's cruel. And it's entirely in keeping with the ruthlessness I myself have experienced in this family. If you're not first in line, if you're an individual character with individual needs, and God forbid an irregular temperament ... If you don't fit the perfect mold of silent, dutiful supplication, then you'll be spat out, or you'll be hidden away, or, worse, declared dead! Darwin had nothing on you lot. Shame on all of you.

48:1 [4.8][edit]

Princess Elizabeth: On this, the occasion of my twenty-first birthday, I welcome the opportunity to speak to all the peoples of the British Commonwealth and Empire wherever they live, whatever race they come from, and whatever language they speak. As I speak to you today from Cape Town, I am 6,000 miles from the country where I was born. But I am certainly not 6,000 miles from home. That is the great privilege of belonging to our place in the worldwide Commonwealth. There are homes ready to welcome us in every continent of the earth. Before I am much elder, I hope I shall come to know many of them. Although there is none of my father's subjects, from the eldest to the youngest, whom I do not wish to greet, I am thinking especially today of all the young men and women who were born about the same time as myself and have grown up like me in the terrible and glorious years of the Second World War. Will you, the youth of the British family of nations, let me speak on my birthday as your representative? Now that we are coming to manhood and womanhood, it is surely a great joy to us all to think that we shall be able to take some of the burden off the shoulders of our elders, who have fought and worked and suffered to protect our childhood. To that generation, I say we must not be daunted by the anxieties and hardships the war has left behind for every nation of our Commonwealth. We know these things are the price we cheerfully undertook to pay for the high honor of standing alone seven years ago in defense of the liberty of the world. If we all go forward together with an unwavering faith, a high courage, and a quiet heart, we shall be able to make of this ancient Commonwealth, which we all love so dearly, an even grander thing. More free, more prosperous, more happy, and a more powerful influence for good in the world than it has been in the greatest days of our forefathers. To accomplish that, we must give nothing less than what my father, King George, the first head of the Commonwealth, calls "the whole of ourselves." There is a motto which has been borne by many of my ancestors. A noble motto. I serve. I should like to make that dedication now. It's very simple. I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your service, and the service of our great imperial family to which we all belong. God help me to make good my vow and God bless all of you who are willing to share in it.

Queen Elizabeth II: It is my fervent hope that Britain will join the other countries of the Commonwealth and impose sanctions on an apartheid regime that has no place in the modern world.
Margaret Thatcher: Let us be quite clear about this. Nothing useful can be achieved by sanctions.
Queen Elizabeth II: Really? It was my understanding they would devastate the South African government.
Margaret Thatcher: Well, they would devastate us too. Trade between our two countries is worth three billion pounds a year.
Queen Elizabeth II: I thought we might look at it from the South African point of view.
Margaret Thatcher: I am, ma'am. South Africa is already a disinvestment economy.
Queen Elizabeth II: But Black South Africans want sanctions, so shouldn't we listen to them?
Margaret Thatcher: Black South Africans don't want to inherit a wasteland.
Queen Elizabeth II: They will if they feel it is their wasteland. President Kaunda of Zambia would confirm as much.
Margaret Thatcher: It is not the business of a British prime minister to consult with unelected dictators.
Queen Elizabeth II: But it is a sovereign's duty when they are part of the Commonwealth.
Margaret Thatcher: Yes. The Commonwealth.
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes, the Commonwealth.
Margaret Thatcher: I recognize that for your family, the transition of this nation from Empire to comparative supplicancy on the world stage must have come as a greater shock than to the rest of us. But I would argue that the Commonwealth is not the way to fill that gap. There are ways of Britain being great again, and that is through a revitalized economy, not through association with unreliable tribal leaders in eccentric costumes.
Queen Elizabeth II: But isn't that all I am, Prime Minister? A tribal leader in eccentric costume?
Margaret Thatcher: Certainly not. You're head of an evolved constitutional monarchy that stretches back to William the Conqueror. It's not comparing like with like.
Queen Elizabeth II: Ah, now that's where we differ. You see, I consider myself to be exactly like them. To me, Ghana, Zambia, Malawi are all great sovereign nations with great histories. I am aware you probably don't share that view. To you, the Commonwealth is something of a distraction, a waste of time. But in many ways, I have given my life to it. It was the pledge I made forty years ago.
Margaret Thatcher: On the wireless. To our great imperial family. I remember listening to it as a student at Oxford. But we cannot let the values of the past distract us from the realities of the present, particularly where Britain's economic interests are concerned.

Margaret Thatcher: Before coming today, I checked with the Cabinet Secretary, and it turns out that in the seven years I have been Prime Minister, we have had 164 audiences, always the model of cordiality, productivity, and mutual respect. So it is perhaps not unreasonable to expect an isolated hiccup.
Queen Elizabeth II: What hiccup?
Margaret Thatcher: I was under the impression that Her Majesty never expressed her political views in public.
Queen Elizabeth II: I don't.
Margaret Thatcher: That there was an unbreakable code of silence between Sovereign and First Minister.
Queen Elizabeth II: If you're referring to the Sunday Times, I had nothing to do with that story. I've always advised my prime ministers against reading newspapers.
Margaret Thatcher: I don't, ma'am.
Queen Elizabeth II: They misunderstand, misquote, and misrepresent. Then everybody gets into a fluster.
Margaret Thatcher: But my press secretary does, and he has working relationships with all of the editors, and the editor in this case assured him that the sources were unimpeachable. Close to the Queen. Unprecedentedly close.
Queen Elizabeth II: Well, I'm sure a clarification will soon be forthcoming. In the meantime, should we make a start on the business of the week? Only I am mindful of the time.
Margaret Thatcher: This is the business, ma'am. The only business. I think we have enough respect for one another personally to ask ourselves some of the bigger questions, woman to woman. We are the same age, after all.
Queen Elizabeth II: Are we?
Margaret Thatcher: Just six months between us.
Queen Elizabeth II: Oh? And who is the senior?
Margaret Thatcher: I am, ma'am. [pulls a copy of the Sunday Times from her handbag] "Uncaring, confrontational, and socially divisive." That's how these sources so close to the Queen describe me.
Queen Elizabeth II: Prime Minister...
Margaret Thatcher: That I lack compassion. And that my government has done irretrievable damage to the country's social fabric. My responsibility, for the time I have in office, is to put sentimentality to one side and look after this country's interests with the perspective of a cold balance sheet. And while I greatly admire your sense of fairness and compassion for those less fortunate than us...
Queen Elizabeth II: Do you? Really?
Margaret Thatcher: Let us not forget that of the two of us, I am the one from a small street in an irrelevant town with a father who could not bequeath me a title or a Commonwealth, but only grit, good sense, and determination. And I don't want people's pity or charity or compassion. Nothing would insult me more. My goal is to change this country from being dependent to self-reliant, and I think in that, I am succeeding.
Queen Elizabeth II: I have had to learn many difficult lessons as sovereign...
Margaret Thatcher: Britons are learning to look after number one, to get ahead, and only then, if they choose, to look after their neighbor.
Queen Elizabeth II: Of those...
Margaret Thatcher: No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he only had good intentions. You see, he had money as well.
Queen Elizabeth II: Perhaps the hardest is that I am obliged to support my prime ministers on any position they take, even yours, regarding sanctions against South Africa. My question is, given the lack of impact it has on your day-to-day political fortunes, yet how important it is to me ... Could you not have supported me just once? My fellow Commonwealth leaders, many of whom I consider to be friends, now feel that I have betrayed them on an issue most important to them.
Margaret Thatcher: Well, they need only read the Sunday Times. It will give them no doubt as to your position. [checks her watch] Oh look, our time is up. How it flies. You must be very much looking forward to the wedding tomorrow of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson.
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes, we are.
Margaret Thatcher: They seem like a good match.
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes, we think so.
Margaret Thatcher: My own son, Mark, recently announced that he would be getting married.
Queen Elizabeth II: Your favorite? The explorer?
Margaret Thatcher: Not an explorer, ma'am. That was just the once. He's a businessman now. In the Middle East, mostly. And South Africa.

Avalanche [4.9][edit]

Princess Anne: [discussing Charles and Diana's marriage with the Queen] Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl who fell madly in love with a handsome prince. Unfortunately, the prince was already in love with someone else, who was herself in love with someone else, and they all lived unhappily ever after. That's it. In a nutshell. Do you need more?
Queen Elizabeth II: A little.
Princess Anne: There's already a big age difference, but Charles is older than his years, and Diana is younger than hers, which makes it not an age gap but an age chasm. On the face of it, they come from similar aristocratic backgrounds, but their personalities come from different planets. They have different interests, different friends. He doesn't understand her. She doesn't understand him. And considering all that, they've actually done remarkably well. But there comes a point in any failing marriage, and here I speak with some experience, when you realize there's no point in trying anymore, and it's easier to just let the current take you away. And the minute Harry was born and duty was done, the marriage was effectively over, and they started to find comfort in the arms of others.
Queen Elizabeth II: How many others?
Princess Anne: Diana's been with her bodyguard, her riding instructor...
Queen Elizabeth II: And Charles?
Princess Anne: He's just been with one. He's also been a bit more discreet. The only people who know about Camilla... well, pretty much the whole of Gloucestershire, who all seem involved in facilitating it. You can't conduct an extramarital affair without somewhere to meet, or sleep, or...
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes, thank you.
Princess Anne: But Diana... Aunt Margot tells me at Kensington Palace, it's like a revolving door. That "suitors" park outside her office because it's the only place with no security cameras. One after another. In and out. In and out.

Princess Anne: I'm going to be frank with you. No one wants your marriage to end, not a single person. Not Diana, not your children, not your mother or father, not me, not a single one of your friends, and, most importantly, not even the woman you think loves you.
Prince Charles: Oh, what rubbish!
Princess Anne: No, listen! Listen to me. No one can bear to watch the mess you are making, and someone needs to explain things to you. I'm close to Camilla's husband, as you know...
Prince Charles: Yes, I'm aware.
Princess Anne: ...and speak to Andrew regularly. And while theirs is not a perfect marriage...
Prince Charles: Understatement.
Princess Anne: is a long-lasting marriage. And, in its own way, a happy marriage.
Prince Charles: She's not happy.
Princess Anne: She's happier than you think.
Prince Charles: That he's bedding most of her friends?
Princess Anne: It's complicated! The majority of marriages survive because the majority of people aren't fantasists. They are realists and accept the imperfect reality of being human. And although Camilla doubtless has feelings for you, deep feelings, it is maybe not quite the great Romeo-Juliet thing you imagine.
Prince Charles: What? You're lying.
Princess Anne: No, I'm not. I'm trying to protect you.
Prince Charles: I come here seeking comfort from my sibling, and what do I get?
Princess Anne: The unvarnished truth.
Prince Charles: What does one have to do to get some kindness in this family?

War [4.10][edit]

Prince Philip: [commenting on the news of Sir Geoffrey Howe's resignation] It's the Ides of March. It's Julius Caesar. Or should I say Julia Caesar.

Margaret Thatcher: President Bush called to tell me he thought it barbaric. Chancellor Kohl said it was inhumane. Mikhail Gorbachev reminded me that ten years ago, it was Britain holding democratic elections whilst Russia staged cabinet coups. Now it's the other way round. What they all agree on is that getting rid of me is an act of national self-harm, which is why I've come to you, ma'am, that together we may act in the national self-interest.
Queen Elizabeth II: How might I help?
Margaret Thatcher: By dissolving Parliament.
Queen Elizabeth II: What?
Margaret Thatcher: We are on the brink of war. What kind of signal does that give to our enemies, to Saddam, if we were to change leadership now? It would make us look hopelessly weak and divided.
Queen Elizabeth II: I agree it's not ideal. Have you consulted Cabinet on this matter?
Margaret Thatcher: I have not, ma'am.
Queen Elizabeth II: Surely that would be the normal course of action?
Margaret Thatcher: With all due respect, the decision to dissolve Parliament is in the gift of the prime minister alone. It is entirely within my power to do this if I see fit.
Queen Elizabeth II: You are correct. Technically, it is within your power to request this. But we must all ask ourselves when to exercise those things that are within our power and when not to. Your first instinct as a person, I think, is often to act. To exercise power.
Margaret Thatcher: Well, that is what people want in a leader. To show conviction and strength. To lead.
Queen Elizabeth II: I'm merely asking the question. Whether it is correct to exercise a power simply because it is yours to use. Power is nothing without authority. And at this moment, your Cabinet is against you. Your party is against you. And if the polls are to be believed, if you were to call a general election today, you would not win. Which suggests the country is against you. Perhaps the time has come for you to try doing nothing for once.
Margaret Thatcher: The difference is you have power in doing nothing. I will have nothing.
Queen Elizabeth II: You will have your dignity.
Margaret Thatcher: There is no dignity in the wilderness.
Queen Elizabeth II: Then might I suggest you don't think of it as that. Think of it as an opportunity to pursue other passions.
Margaret Thatcher: I have other loves. My husband, my children ... But this job is my only true passion. And to have it taken from me, stolen from me so cruelly ... What hurts the most is that we had come so far. And now to have the opportunity to finish the job snatched away at the very last ...

Camilla Parker Bowles: If you care about me as much as you say you do, sir, then you will let go of these ideas about breaking up with Diana.
Prince Charles: Why? Don't you want us to be free? To live our life in the open?
Camilla Parker Bowles: I do. But I want to be humiliated and attacked even less. That's what'll happen if you put me in a popularity contest against her. I will lose. I'm an old woman. I'm a married woman. Nowhere near as pretty, nowhere near as radiant. Someone who looks like me has no place in a fairytale. That's all people want, is a fairytale.
Prince Charles: If they knew the truth about our feelings for one another, they'd have their fairytale.
Camilla Parker Bowles: No. To be the protagonist of a fairy tale, you must first be wronged. A victim. Which, if we were to become public, we would make her. In the narrative laws of fairy tales versus reality, the fairy tale always prevails. She will always defeat me in the court of public opinion.

Prince Charles: I have done my best. My very best, and I am suffering!
Queen Elizabeth II: No, you are not suffering. We're suffering having to put up with this! Let me make something clear. When people look at you and Diana, they see two privileged young people who, through good fortune, ended up with everything one could dream of in life. No one, not a single breathing, living soul anywhere, sees cause for suffering.
Prince Charles: They would if they knew.
Queen Elizabeth II: Knew what? They know that you betray your wife and make no attempt to hide it. They know that thanks to you, she has psychological problems and eats or doesn't eat or whatever it is she does or doesn't do. They know you're a spoiled, immature man, endlessly complaining unnecessarily, married to a spoiled, immature woman, endlessly complaining unnecessarily. And we are all heartily sick of it. All anyone wants is for the pair of you to pull yourselves together, stop making spectacles of yourselves, and make this marriage and your enormously privileged positions in life work.
Prince Charles: And if I want to separate?
Queen Elizabeth II: You will not separate or divorce or let the side down in any way. And if one day you expect to be king...
Prince Charles: I do.
Queen Elizabeth II: Then might I suggest you start to behave like one.

Prince Philip: We can be a rough bunch in this family. And I'm sure, on occasion, to a sensitive creature like you, it must feel like ... Well, let me ask. What does it feel like?
Princess Diana: A cold, frozen tundra.
Prince Philip: Right. Like that, then.
Princess Diana: An icy, dark, loveless cave with no light. No hope. Anywhere. Not even the faintest crack.
Prince Philip: I see. He will come around. Eventually. When he realises he can never have the other one. Would it help you to realise we all think he's quite mad?
Princess Diana: That might have reassured me once. But I worry we're past that point now, Sir. And if he, if this family, can't give me the love and security that I feel I deserve, then I believe I have no option but to break away, officially, and find it myself.
Prince Philip: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Princess Diana: Why not?
Prince Philip: Let's just say I can't see it ending well for you.
Princess Diana: I hope that isn't a threat, sir.
[The door to Diana's bedroom opens and an Equerry steps inside]
Prince Philip: [to the Equerry] No, not now! Out.
Princess Diana: Although we are both outsiders who married in, you and I are quite different.
Prince Philip: Yes. I can see that now. You're right to call me an outsider. I was an outsider the day that I met the ... the 13-year-old princess who would one day become my wife. And after all these years, I still am. We all are. Everyone in this system is a lost, lonely, irrelevant outsider apart from the one person, the only person, that matters. She is the oxygen we all breathe. The essence of all our duty. Your problem, if I may say, is you seem to be confused about who that person is.

Season 5[edit]

Queen Victoria Syndrome [5.1][edit]

Queen Elizabeth II: I am aware the comparison between Queen Victoria and me has been made recently in the newspapers and intended as criticism. What people fail to understand is, I see any similarity with Queen Victoria as a compliment. Attributes people use to describe her, constancy, stability, calm, duty, I would be proud to have describe me. And speaking of the royal yacht, it has now become clear that a small refit, a teeny-tiny little refreshment and refurbishment, is required to keep her in tip-top shape. I am aware the costs for its maintenance are borne by the government, not by the Palace, and so here I am, coming to you, Prime Minister. On bended knee. For the sign-off. But I'm hoping that will be a formality.
John Major: I'm just mindful that, before she left office, Mrs. Thatcher bequeathed the Palace an extremely generous civil list settlement. A deal that leaves the royal family richer than ever before. Given that this deal was designed precisely to forestall any awkward public debate on royal spending, I feel bound to at least raise the question of whether there's a way you might consider bearing the cost yourselves. It's just, with the royal yacht being perceived as something of a luxury, there is a danger the Palace could be seen to be asking for too much.
Queen Elizabeth II: But she isn't a luxury.
John Major: Isn't she?
Queen Elizabeth II: Prime Minister, there has always been a royal yacht, going all the way back to King Charles II. She is a central and indispensable part of the way the Crown serves the nation. And the revenue she has generated doing so is incalculable.
John Major: But we're in the midst of a global recession. Each penny of public spending is closely scrutinized. I worry that the government spending public money on the refurbishment of a lu... of a yacht might backfire. On us both.
Queen Elizabeth II: When I came to the throne, all my palaces were inherited. Windsor, Balmoral, Sandringham. They all bear the stamp of my predecessors. Only Britannia have I truly been able to make my own. Perhaps for that reason, the connection between me and the yacht is very much deeper than a mode of transport or even a home. From the design of the hull to the smallest piece of china, she is a floating, seagoing expression of me. I hope we can agree that, as sovereign, I have made very few requests, let alone demands, in return for the service I have given this country. Perhaps the reason I have held back is in the hope that when I actually do, people don't just take it seriously. They do as I ask without question. So, I would like this government's reassurance, your reassurance, that the costs for the refurbishments will be met, and for you to inform me as soon as the arrangements are in place.

John Major: When you imagine the problems you might be confronted with as prime minister, you imagine tricky sessions at PMQs. The economy in free fall. Going to war. You never imagine this. The House of Windsor should be binding the nation together. Setting an example of idealized family life. Instead, the senior royals seem dangerously deluded and out of touch. The junior royals, feckless, entitled, and lost. And the Prince of Wales, impatient for a bigger role in public life, fails to appreciate that his one great asset is his wife. It's a situation that cannot help but affect the stability of the country. And what makes it worse is it feels it's all about to erupt. On my watch.

The System [5.2][edit]

Penny Knatchbull: Norton thought it was morbid to have her so close, but I wanted somewhere I could see her every day. Be near to her every day. It also means I can never leave here.
Prince Philip: Why would you want to?
Penny Knatchbull: It's not always easy.
Prince Philip: You know, one of the many, many things that attracted me to Lilibet was that the commitment would necessarily be lifelong. And to a young man who'd had such an unsettled nomadic childhood, the clarity of that permanence felt so reassuring. It still does. But it brings its problems too. Because it doesn't take into account the one thing human beings do the minute they make a commitment to a life together.
Penny Knatchbull: Which is?
Prince Philip: Grow in separate directions.

James Colthurst: Andrew wanted you to start by explaining why you're doing this.
Princess Diana: Because I've tried everything. I've confronted my husband about his mistress, and I've been dismissed. I've gone to the Queen. It's like facing a blank wall. And it finally dawned on me that unless I get my side of the story out there, people will never understand how it's really been for me.

Prince Philip: A long time ago, I lost my favorite sister. Cecile. In an airplane crash. I learned then what grief was. True grief. How it moves through the body. How it inhabits it. How it becomes part of your skin. Your cells. And it makes a home there. A permanent home. But you learn to live with it. And you will be happy again. Though never in the same way as before, but, but that's the point. To keep finding new ways.

Prince Philip: You're not a novice anymore. You're long past the point of thinking of us as a family. That's the mistake people make in the beginning, but you understand, I think, it's a system. And we're all in this system. You, me, the Boss. The cousins, the uncles, the aunts, the lepers. For better or for worse, we're all stuck in it. And we can't just air our grievances and throw bombs in the air as in a normal family, or we end up damaging something much bigger and something much more important. The system. So the tip I want to give you is this. I mean, just, just be creative. You can break as many rules as you like. You can do whatever you want. You can make whatever arrangements you need to find your own happiness. As long as you remember the one condition, the one rule. You remain loyal to your husband and loyal to this family in public.
Princess Diana: You mean silent?
Prince Philip: Yes. Don't rock the boat.

Mou Mou [5.3][edit]

Mohamed Al-Fayed: Is it really true you used to work for the King of England?
Sydney Johnson: I worked for His Royal Highness the Duke of Windsor after he abdicated the throne as King Edward VIII, yes.
Mohamed Al-Fayed: You know the Duke visited Alexandria once.
Sydney Johnson: That was my first overseas trip with His Royal Highness, and then he asked me to join him permanently and brought me here with him to Paris.
Mohamed Al-Fayed: As his valet?
Sydney Johnson: Yes, sir.
Mohamed Al-Fayed: The Valet of the King!
Sydney Johnson: Sir?
Mohamed Al-Fayed: It's an Egyptian thing. No matter. So, tell me, what did your job entail? What did you do for him?
Sydney Johnson: Everything. I took care of every aspect of his life from the moment he opened his eyes in the morning to the moment he closed them at night.
Mohamed Al-Fayed: And how did someone, forgive me, of your background know what the former King of England might need?
Sydney Johnson: I didn't. His Royal Highness taught me everything. With great patience and kindness.
Mohamed Al-Fayed: Then, will you teach me?
Sydney Johnson: In which capacity?
Mohamed Al-Fayed: As my personal valet. British society is the finest in the world. British manners and customs rule the world. With your help, I will become that rare thing, a British gentleman.

Annus Horribilis [5.4][edit]

Prince Andrew: We all knew what we were getting into when we brought Sarah into the family. Everyone was so pro. You more than anyone.
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. She was a breath of fresh air.
Prince Andrew: Modern, relatable, buckets of fun.
Queen Elizabeth II: That laugh.
Prince Andrew: So infectious.
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes.
Prince Andrew: But that's what we do in this family. Destroy anyone that's different. Not at the beginning. First, we tell ourselves how good they'll be for the system. They'll be our salvation, our secret weapon. Make us look more modern. More normal. More human. And we learn the same painful lessons yet again. That no one with any character, originality, spark, wit, and flare has a place in this system.

Queen Elizabeth II: Darling, I'm glad you've found happiness. I know how difficult it was in the end with Mark. But of all the families you could have been born into, fate has endowed you with this one, with everything that goes with it. Including the fact that your mother is Supreme Governor of the Church of England and remarriage when the first husband is still alive, as you well know, is not only frowned upon, it is forbidden.
Princess Anne: I, of all people, hardly need reminding of the requirements of being in this family. I have dedicated myself to my role. Bent myself into shape. Placed duty above all else. Including, more often than not, my own happiness. Five engagements a day. Three hundred days a year, for the past twenty-four years. Well, you cannot have all of me. And I will not give all of me. And I will marry Tim.

Queen Elizabeth II: I have been no stranger this year to my children's marital difficulties. But while Anne's and Andrew's problems are deeply distressing, yours are in a category of their own because you, as future king, are in a category of your own. At my coronation, I took an oath that you will one day take at yours to maintain the laws of God. And God's law is that marriage is for life. And while it is expected for the monarch to be married and produce an heir, being happily married is a preference rather than a requirement.
Prince Charles: You also took a solemn promise to maintain and protect the Crown. Diana won't rest until she's blown the whole thing up.

Princess Margaret: Any idea how it started? The great metaphor? I mean, fire.
Queen Elizabeth II: A spotlight blew a fuse or something. In the private chapel. All very innocent.
Princess Margaret: Or was it? Like one of those Agatha Christie mysteries. One can imagine multiple suspects, each with their own perfectly plausible motive to burn the place down.
Queen Elizabeth II: Who?
Princess Margaret: My neighbor, for one.
Queen Elizabeth II: Diana?
Princess Margaret: Frustrated after years of neglect, she decides to take the matter into her own hands. Though arson probably isn't violent enough for her. She'd prefer an atomic bomb.
Queen Elizabeth II: Hasn't she detonated that already?
Princess Margaret: Andrew, the Duke of York. Furious at his own mother for having led him to believe his whole life that he was irresistible and invulnerable, only to discover his principal role is to be humiliated. Me.
Queen Elizabeth II: You?
Princess Margaret: You don't think I have reason to burn down my sister's home?
Queen Elizabeth II: Why would you do that?
Princess Margaret: Because of what she denied me. Peter Townsend.
Queen Elizabeth II: What?
Princess Margaret: Without sun and water, crops fail, Lilibet. Let me ask. How many times has Philip done something? Intervened when you couldn't? Be strong when you couldn't be? Be angry when you couldn't be? Be decisive when you couldn't be? How many times have you said a silent prayer of gratitude for him and thought to yourself, If I didn't have him, I'd never be able to do it? How often? Peter was my sun. My water. And you denied me him.
Queen Elizabeth II: I denied you as Queen, not as your sister.
Princess Margaret: The conditions are irrelevant. The prohibition is what counts. A prohibition, incidentally, you are not now extending to Anne.
Queen Elizabeth II: That is different.
Princess Margaret: How is it different? Anne is a royal princess with no prospect of acceding to the throne, as was I. Commander Laurence is a palace equerry, marrying scandalously above his station. Peter was a palace equerry, hoping to marry scandalously above his. Anne and Commander Laurence are in love. Peter and I were in love. In both cases, one party is a divorcee. The situation is identical in every way except for the outcome. She is being allowed to marry him. I wasn't. Her story ends happily. Mine did not. And yet, even after forty years, you cannot bring yourself to acknowledge what happened to me and the part you played in it.

The Way Ahead [5.5][edit]

Prince Philip: If I weren't so ashamed, I might confess to admiration of the sheer scale of your achievement. In one fell swoop, you've succeeded in alienating the church over your moral fitness, the politicians over your conduct unbecoming, The House of Commons is in uproar. They're saying we've pressed the self-destruct button. Among your many, entirely unjustified military honors is colonel-in-chief of the Royal Regiment of Wales. I wonder if you might remind us of their motto? [Charles starts speaking in Welsh] In English.
Prince Charles: Better death than dishonor.
Prince Philip: What's that? Speak up!
Prince Charles: Better death than dishonor.
Prince Philip: A sentiment on which you would do well to reflect.

Princess Anne: What's all this I hear about a book?
Prince Charles: The idea is to do a book following on from the interview. Taking some of the points further.
Princess Anne: Why?
Prince Charles: Because a lot of the really important things I wanted to say about education and environment and architecture got drowned out by all the hoo-hah about adultery. Also, people are interested.
Princess Anne: Maybe not as interested as you think.
Prince Charles: Maybe more interested than you think. If my postbag is anything to go by. In the 18th century, it was considered perfectly normal for the Prince of Wales to set up shop at Leicester House to generate fresh ideas. A shadow monarchy, in essence. A rival court.
Princess Anne: But this is not the 18th century. And creating rival courts is not what we do in this family. We close ranks behind the sovereign, not criticize her.
Prince Charles: We're all after the same thing, Anne.

Ipatiev House [5.6][edit]

No Woman's Land [5.7][edit]

Princess Diana: No one prepares you for what it's like to be separated. It's a strange sort of no-man's-land. Or no-woman's-land. Neither married nor single. Neither royal nor normal. Like a harpy. One of those mythological creatures. Half woman, half bird. And one minute, you're flying high, the center of attention. And the next thing, you're down to earth with a bump. Not even a bump. A crash. No one to talk to. And there's no one for company. At least when I had the children here, we had each other. Now William's about to start at Eton. I can't believe he's already at that age. So grown-up. And he's always been my rock. Now that he's gone, I don't know what I'll do.

Queen Elizabeth II: You and Diana talk, don't you?
Princess Margaret: What makes you think that?
Queen Elizabeth II: You always say how much sympathy you have for her.
Princess Margaret: I feel for her. As an outsider. As someone who is emotionally complex. As someone who struggles to lead a straightforward life. As someone with flair and character. And star quality.
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes.
Princess Margaret: The system isn't easy for people like us, you know. But that doesn't mean we talk. Or share confidences. Diana comes and goes, and I have no idea what she's up to.

Gunpowder [5.8][edit]

Queen Elizabeth II: Does it not occur to you that if you feel the need to clear a few things up, a public forum might not be the best place to do it? That such matters would best be discussed in private with the people involved?
Princess Diana: I've tried that.
Queen Elizabeth II: When?
Princess Diana: On numerous occasions over the years. I've asked to see you so that we might talk face-to-face. And on every occasion, you refused or were unavailable.
Queen Elizabeth II: I accept it's not easy navigating this family. And I can understand why you might think we're all a bit remote. But there is another word for "remote." Busy. We are all busy people with busy diaries, rarely under the same roof for two nights at a time. And none of us, not one senior member of the royal family, has a spare ten minutes to think about themselves, let alone you or how we might best make your life miserable. On the contrary. It might surprise you to learn we all spend a great deal of time doing the opposite. 'Cause when people, armies of people, say to me, What has that girl done now? Who does she think she is?, What do you imagine I say? Oh, Lord, yes, Diana's awful. A nightmare. What a mistake that was. Not once. Not a single time. You're wife to my eldest son, mother to my grandsons, and a valued senior member of this family, so I defend you each and every time. Loyally. Emphatically. To the hilt. The enemy you imagine I am, the hostility you imagine we all feel is a figment of your imagination.
Princess Diana: Is it?
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. All any of us want, Diana, is for you to be happy. And one day, to be our next Queen.

Marmaduke Hussey: A great many honest, decent people work at the BBC. And on their behalf and mine, I'm so sorry.
Queen Elizabeth II: Diana had the decency to warn me in advance, but no one was prepared for this.
Marmaduke Hussey: I blame myself entirely. And will, of course, hand in my resignation.
Queen Elizabeth II: There's no need, Dukey.
Marmaduke Hussey: There's every need, ma'am. I'm already hearing shocking rumors about how the interview was secured. How can I effectively govern when it's not a corporation I recognize anymore? It's not a world I recognize anymore.

Couple 31 [5.9][edit]

Decommissioned [5.10][edit]

Prince Charles: For years, Diana has washed her dirty linen in public. She's thrown endless grenades over the Palace gates trying to blow us all up. And throughout this, Camilla has remained a model of discretion and decency and dignity. And yet you save your most bitter condemnation for her. The prime minister...
Queen Elizabeth II: Ah yes, the prime minister.
Prince Charles: [ignoring her interruption] ...a young man who understands the public better than anyone, told me that what they want is a happy heir to the throne whose private life reflects the world as they see it.
Queen Elizabeth II: I don't want to get drawn on Mr. Blair or whether he understands the people better than me or not.
Prince Charles: I'd say he does.
Queen Elizabeth II: But I do want to make clear that the only person in this family to have a direct relationship with the first minister is the sovereign.
Prince Charles: Which will one day be me.
Queen Elizabeth II: One day. But not yet.
Prince Charles: When?
Queen Elizabeth II: You should know the answer better than anyone because, God willing, you will one day take the oath yourself. This job is for life.
Prince Charles: Let's hope there's still an institution for me to take the oath for.
Queen Elizabeth II: I don't think it's my behavior that's threatening its survival.
Prince Charles: Isn't it? It hasn't been on my watch that there's been a complete breakdown of authority, that a program on national television's made such a mockery of us.
Queen Elizabeth II: The vote, as I understand it, went comfortably in our favor. Less in yours.
Prince Charles: In Hong Kong, I saw how easy it is to dispose of us. Buildings renamed. Your head removed from the stamps. 150 years of living under the Crown, they couldn't have been shot of us more quickly. That's what happens when we fail to move with the times. You can't be blamed for living a long life.
Queen Elizabeth II: Thank you.
Prince Charles: But you have to accept that your, your values were shaped by Queen Mary.
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. Proud of it.
Prince Charles: Hers by Queen Victoria.
Queen Elizabeth II: Proud of that too.
Prince Charles: I'm just worried, Mummy, that if we continue to hold onto these Victorian notions of how the monarchy should look, how it should feel, then the world will move on. And those who come after you will be, will be left with nothing.


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