The Dirty Pair
The Dirty Pair is an original English-language manga written and illustrated by Adam Warren, based on the original Dirty Pair characters created by Haruka Takachiho.
Quotes
[edit]Issue 1
[edit]- Yuri: Hi there…! I know how trying being, um, deceased can be… so I wanted to drop by and see you off…!
- Kei: Y-Yuri? You're dead… for real–?!
- Yuri: Oh, I'm as dead as a doornail… whatever that is… it's no big trauma, though. See, my grades were just high enough to get me "sent upstairs"…!
- [She flashes an "A+" score card]
- Kei: But… if… if I'm dead, too… why aren't I with you…?
- Yuri: Oh, I thought you knew…! Kei, you're being sent, um… somewhere else… maybe it's not as bad as it looks…!
Issue 4
[edit]- Yuri: At least it seems rather, you know, interesting…! Heaven tends to be a little boring at times… not that I'm complaining, mind you.
Issue 3
[edit]- Goddess-like woman: Wha's happenin' is, I'm givin' off some ver' special pheromones, honeychile. They're goin up yer purty li'l nose, hittin' th' vomeronasal nerve. This ends up stimulatin' a certain part o' yer brain's temp'ral lobe. Triggers intense feelings o' spiritual transcendence an' such. An' makes y' perceive me as th' embodiment of God, y'see.
- Kei: B-but… I'm agnostic…!
- Goddess-like woman: This ain' about yer faith issues, honeychile. 'S abou th' idiosyncr'sies o' neurophysiology.
