The Dirty Pair

The Dirty Pair is an original English-language manga written and illustrated by Adam Warren, based on the original Dirty Pair characters created by Haruka Takachiho.

Quotes

Sim Hell

Issue 1

Yuri: Hi there…! I know how trying being, um, deceased can be… so I wanted to drop by and see you off…!

Kei: Y-Yuri? You're dead… for real–?!

Yuri: Oh, I'm as dead as a doornail… whatever that is… it's no big trauma, though. See, my grades were just high enough to get me "sent upstairs"…!

[She flashes an "A+" score card]

Kei: But… if… if I'm dead, too… why aren't I with you…?

Yuri: Oh, I thought you knew…! Kei, you're being sent, um… somewhere else… maybe it's not as bad as it looks…!

Issue 4

Yuri: At least it seems rather, you know, interesting…! Heaven tends to be a little boring at times… not that I'm complaining, mind you.