Narrator: In the beginning there was a boy, and the boy was average. But Timmy was still happy, because he had Fairly OddParents. Wanda and Cosmo granted Timmy Turner his every wish, even when it was a terrible idea, but he had a few good ones too. Together they got him through junior high and even through high school. Today, Timmy is like super-buff and handsome.
Cosmo: What's he gonna do? Tear apart reality with his bare hands and say, "We puny fairies have some 'splaining to do."
Jorgen: That's precisely what I'm going to do! Timmy Turner! You and your puny fairies have some 'splaining to do!