The Garfield Show

The Garfield Show (2009–16) is an American-French CGI animated television series based on the Garfield comic strip by Jim Davis.

Season 1

Not So Sweet Sound of Music [EP1]

Jon: [arrives with an accordion] Hey! look what I have: an accordion!

Garfield: [laughs] AN ACCORDION?!

Jon: When I was visiting my folks, i found this up in the attic. My old accordion!

Garfield: Please don't tell me if you can see if you can still play it.

Jon: And I thought I could see if I can still play it.

Garfield: Ugh, I'm doomed. [cuts at Jon, then cuts to Garfield.]

Family Picture [EP2]

Original

Jon: [pants] Huh? Hmmm. AH! [has the timer ready as the timer clicks a funny photo.]

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Garfield Odie and Jon: [sigh]

Nermal: Meow?

[Another funny photo]

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Harvey: How's that photo coming to you?

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Garfield: No comment.

Abirdged

Jon: Besides, there’s nothing to worry about, it’s not made for kids.

[they snarl]

Nermal: Oh, hi there guys. [another funny photo]

Garfield: Get out if the photo, Nermal! You’re not a family member!

Nermal: But I live at the Jon’s Parents.

Garfield: Yeah, well, actually, you know with that logic, you actually make a good point. And I can’t think I always still while you can’t.

[Nermal gets kicked]

Garfield: Oh, Jon, but I got an idea!

Nermal: [ties to a missile] Garfield, are you sure this is safe?!

Garfield: I hope not! [launches Nermal into space] Hahahahaha!

Nermal: [gets misled]

Jon: [offscreen] Garfield, that’s not a rocket, that’s a missile.

A Game of Cat and Mouse [EP3]

Original

Mouse: Uh, do you mind? I'm taking a bath here.

Jon: GARFIELD!!!

Abridged

Jon: When that's over, I thought up on a new place called "Vito's" They're supposed to be Italian.

Vito: [knocks on the door with pizza]

Jon: Oh, they must be them now!

It's a Cheese World! [Ep4]

Garfield: You wanna go there? You figure a way in. I'm not gonna help you sneak into Cheese-Land.

Jon: GARFIIIIEEEEELLLLLLDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! Garfield, [comes out of the kitchen] I just went in to the kitchen, and got a piece of cheese.

Garfield: ...What's wrong with that?

Jon: [shows cheese and a mouse] This was attatched to it!

Humphey: Can we please go to cheese land?

Jon: [shakes the cheese] This whole house is full of mice again! It's your job to get rid of them!

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Harry: Lemme have a look at these pizzers. [looks at a pizza with a topping: mice. One waves at Harry.] There's a great topping.

Garfield: You didn't order a mouse pizza?

Love & Lasanga [Ep5]

Jon: How about one chef and a cartoonist?

Garfield: and a cat and a puppy dog?

Eddie: [with a microphone] AND A NATIONALY FAMOUS FOOD CRIDICT WITH HIS OWN TV PROGRAM!

Bath Day [Ep6]

Garfield: I have my toy boat, and my wind up shark...

Delicious Donut Day [Ep8]

Jon: [shocked] THAT'S IT, GARFIELD! YOU'RE RUINING MY BIRTHDAY! Huh?!

Inside Eddie Gourmand [Ep9]

Vito: You listen to this man, he knows!

Eddie: IT STINKS! [Vito screams then drops a bowl] What a discusting pizza! The crust tastes like- Hmmm. paper- duh! A paper plane, only burnt! and don't get me a star on just this miserable excusement of cheese-

Vito: [gasps]

Eddie: It tasted like a buzz but with a bumble bee-Carrie (from the Ridonculous Race) flavour. Also I think the pepperoni has reached it.

[costemours escape from Vito's Pizzeria. (especially a bull).]

Vito: I am all ruined!

Jon: You're not ruined, Vito.

Pasta Wars [Ep10]

Original

Rickotta: Please, do not eat me!

Garfield: Uh, did you hear something?

[Rickotta pulls Garfield's finger then pulls and spins Garfield around, then crashing into a board. Worst of all: Garfield is hurt by an iron. Rickotta runs away]

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Rickotta: Agent Rickotta reporting. I am on the invasion planet as ordered. I will...

[the ball passes by Rickotta, and Odie, then Rickotta scans the ball]

Rickotta: Measuring of the brain power of a local creature I encountered. Brain measure is zero.

Abridged

Jon: Don't touch anything, it's a booby trapped!

Orange and Black [Ep11]

Abridged

Cop: I heard you when you saw Catzilla. Get him, boys.

Garfield: [yells while Jon cackles] UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT! JOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!

Cop: Let's take him back to the zoo. [locks Garfield in the truck]

Zookeeper: and that's the legend of Catzilla. Spooky, right?

Jon: NO, the whole thing was stupid.

Garfield: [walks behind a bush of flowers] Uh-oh- What is this? A bunch of bees? This means treason! [dressed like a bee] Attention all fellow bees, leave, [point to the sky, then wiggle his fingers] or be eaten. [bees go away]

Bees: [buzzing]

Garfield: [jumps into a bush] HAHAHA, works every time.

Mother Garfield [Ep12]

Original

Garfield: It must be Harry's lunch! MY BABIES!!!!!!!!!!

Jon's Night Out [Ep14]

Indian Professor: When I press this buzzer, you will awaken. Until I press it again, you will think you are a chicken.

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[Garfield is visiting Jon in his bedroom.]

Garfield: [Narrating] Jon dozed off three times during dinner and 6:00 while playing video games, and he never even knew it. Finally, it was time for bed.

Jon: You can try that buzzer thing if you want, Garfield, but it won't do any good. I can't be hypnotized.

[Garfield presses the button on the buzzer, but Jon is not falling asleep. Garfield presses the button four times, to no avail.]

Garfield: [Narrating] For a time there, it looked like Jon was right.

[Garfield shakes the buzzer in rage, then presses the button on it repeatedly and repeatedly. Odie enters the room and barks.]

Garfield: Quiet, Odie! I'm trying to get Jon to fall asleep.

[Hearing Jon snoring, Garfield and Odie turn to see him fast asleep.]

Garfield: [Relieved] It finally worked. [Exiting the room with Odie] Shh. Don't wake him up. [Closes the door]

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[Garfield and Odie are watching TV, the former eating popcorn, unaware that Jon has exited the house while sleepwalking.]

Garfield: See you later, Jon. [Gasps in horror and turns to the door] Jon!

[Odie howls in horror.]

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Bus Driver: Another passenger without exact change. All right.

Pet Matchers [Ep15]

Original

Jon: AH, A MOUSE! Garfield, there's a mouse in the kitchen!

Abridged

Garfield: MY RIGHTEOUS PRIDE IS FAR MORE VALUABLE THAN YOUR DECEITFUL EGO!

Jon: YOUR RIGHTEOUS PRIDE WAS HUNGOVER THIS MORNING FOR MORE THE BEER YOU DRANK!

Garfield: You don’t want to mess with me, Jon, I’m the force of nature.

Jon: NO! YOU’RE MISTAKE OF NATURE!

[Squeak comes out]

Jon: GARFIELD, THERE'S A MOUSE IN YOUR HOUSE! YOU TOLD ME YOU DESTROYED THEM ALL!

Garfield: OH, YEAH! I'M EATING ALL OF THEIR FOOD FOR THEM TO STARVE!

Squeak: Uh, he's not gonna eat all of my cheese, is he?

Jon: Mmm, here's some pretty good cheese, Ah... WHY DON'T YOU DO ME A FAVOUR, GARFIELD? AND GO BACK TO HELL!

Garfield: HOW ABOUT YOU DO EVERYONE A FAVOUR, AND GET A LIFE?!

Squeak: This is awful! Do they ever get along?

Jon: THAT’S IT, ODIE’S PILLOW WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT AGAIN!

Garfield: BUT I NEED THAT PILLOW TO CHLOROFORM ODIE!

Squeak: We need to do something to bring them together again! If you can’t do it for me, then let’s do it for Garfield.

Garfield SCREW YOU, SQUEAKS!

Lucky Charm [Ep16]

Abridged

Jon: [singing] What'cha gonna do with the drunken sailor? (X3) Throw it in Garfield’s Mouth…

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Jon: So now I have to cook it, slowly!

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Jon: The Fish is mine! WHOO!

Pirate Gold [Ep17]

Garfield: No, not "Prrr!" [shpws his claws] ARRR!

Virturalodeon [Ep19]

Jon: This should definately be safe. [switches to an old love movie]

Fame Fatale [Ep20]

Clapper: Scene 3, Take 5.

Director: And action!

Girl: Cafia, puts the cat in cafia.

Garfield: Meow.

Director: CUT! Uh, Garfield that was good uh, let's meow again.

Clapper: Scene 3, Take 6.

Director: And action!

Garfield: Meow.

Director: CUT! Uh, why don't we do something a little swarm this time?

Clapper: Scene 3, Take 7!

Garfield: Meow.

Clapper: Scene 3, Take 25!

Garfield: Meow.

Clapper: Scene 3, Take 57!

Garfield: [enraged] Meow!

Clapper: Scene 3, Take 74!

Director: Well, I think that’s a rap.

Perfect Pizza [Ep21]

Original

Jon: I'll bring in the pizza!

Garfield: I'll bring in the pizza, you bring out the money.

[Jon and Garfield run to the door. Garfield stands on Jon's head, then takes in the pizza]

Abridged

Mama Meany: Wha, howdy there, partner. The name's Mama Meany.

Vito: (BLEEP) CULO! (Eng: (BLEEP) YOU!)

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Garfield: [looks at the pizza] Ah yeah.

Jon: Nyah.

Garfield: Ooh! just teasing. [looks at the pizza again] oh, that's good stuff.

Jon: Nyah! [Two veichles speed at once, then the larger vehicle wrecks in] OW! WHAT THE WOAH! [The car breaks] WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! [The largest veichle breaks into the smaller one] STOP IT!!

Garfield: Ah, yeah.

Jon: NYAH!

Garfield: If I can't have it, no one can.

Jon: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? [Garfield throws several pizzas to the larger vehicle's window] NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Catnap [Ep23]

Original

Dentist: Here, Mr. Arbuckle.

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Jon: Let me in, I don’t know my keys!

Abridged

Dentist: I know what you heard to last dentistry, Jon.

Jon: WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE! [drilled by a jackhammer]

Dentist: Please come back.

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Jon/Eyeless Jack: [climbs up a ladder] ARE YOU (BLEEP) SERIOUS?!

Garfield: This should do it. [turns on the fan]

Jon/Eyeless Jack: [gets blown by the fan, and several stuff flying out of the bedroom] WHAT'S GOING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON?????????!!!!!!!!! [gets whacked with his bed, then falls to the den.] NOOOOOOO!!!

King Nermal [EP24]

Original

Jon: Garfield, Odie, OUT OF THE HOUSE! NOW!!!!

Abridged

Nermal: Odie, Garfield, are you okay?!

Season 2

Caroling Capers [Ep28]

Nermal: You sound like an accordion going into a trash masher!

Down at the Farm [Ep31]

Abridged

Doc Boy: Now don’t call me Doc Boy!

Bone Diggers [Ep32]

Original

Doc: We had to get a quarter order to have the people who lived there, [blows up the house] and their home blown down, and we did it all- in the name of science.

Abridged

Garfield: [tip toes to “Great Scotts”] You don’t see a bone. [cuts at “Great Scotts”] Aw gee! This museum doesn’t have room for my dinosaur bone, I better make some. DIE! [whacks the dinosaur down]

Police Man: GREAT SCOTTS! You put that bone back, you museum thief!

Everythngs Relative [Ep33]

Aunt Ivy: About time you got here, Johnny. I'm having my house fumigated, to get rid of little pests

Little Yellow Riding Hood [Ep34]

Garfield: So that's how we pound up in here. No no no! Don't unpoause the video! TOO LATE! [screams]

Meet Max Mouse [Ep35]

Squeak: Great! Who is it? My uncle Howard, my nephew Morris?

Kyle the fat: It's your cousin Max.

Squeak: [bigger eyes] MY COUSIN MAX?!

Garfield: [stops his Marracas] Is there something wrong with cousin Max?

Squeak: Oh my cousin Max is bad news, and he hates cats.

Garfield: Oh, come on, you're kidding me! Nobody hates cats.

Max: [first lines] Squeak! What are you doing with that... that... CAT?! [runs to Squeak] Don't worry, cousin. I'll protect you from this, I know martial arts. [kicks and yells]

Garfield: Stay tuned, folks. We may finally have a character on this show more annoying than Nermnal.

Squeak: I don't have to be protected from Garfield, he's my buddy.

Max: Look, your buddy one of your mouse mind? He's a cat! You all know what cats do to mice... [Garfield plays his maracas]

Squeak: Yeah! They do a mean salsa dance with them.

Max: NO! They eat them! with salsa! You”ve got a lot to learn, Squeak.

Garfield: So, what‘ll I do now? Eat or sleep? Sleep! [goes to the lounge]

Squeak: I'm telling you, Max. Garfield’s not like other cats, he haven’t eat mice.

Max: Well then, what does he eat?

Squeak: Er.. Everything else?

Mind Over Mouse [Ep37]

Squeak: I've been watching The Garfield Show.

[The main intro on TV.]

Squeak: Jon got this new satterlite dish with all these new channels, and on one of them, that's where I found.

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Squeak: I'm just gonna have to guess. Uh, Jack of Diamonds!

Dr. Host: Times up, Garfield, what card am I holding? [Garfield presses the jack of diamonds, thewn the jack of diamonds card appears on the screen] The jack of diamonds?! No, I'm sorry, it was the 3 of clubs.

[Jon falls into a vat of cheese, then gets out while the applause yells. Later... Garfield, Squeak Jon and Odie get out of the station, and cut at home]

Squeak: Is Jon mad at you?

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Squeak: [on TV.] Is Jon mad at you?

Garfield: Oh, Squeak? Will I get my hands on you?

Squeak: Don't hurt me, Garfield! I'm sorry!

Garfception [Ep39]

Jon: Raisins! But now on, you eat nothing but raisins!

Garfield: RAISINS?!

Jon: Raisin pie, raisin, hamburgers, raisin bran without the bran! Raisin chow me in, raisin tacos!

More Than Meets the Eye [Ep40]

Garfield: This has been a great episode, [eats the pizza] especially since the animators loved it, [eats pizza] and I think they have the week off. [eats pizza]

Unfair Weater [Ep43-Ep44]

Part 1

Garfield: Odie, Don't you think a little odd is happening?

High Scale [Ep47]

Original

Garfield: [falls and screams]

Time master [Ep50]

Abridged

Jon: [shocked] WHAT?! OVER SLEPT AGAIN?! I MADE A JAUNT AT 6:30!

Garfield: Not with this, you dumb.

Jon: MY WATCH! I GOTTA GET OUTTA-- [freezes]

Garfield: Oh, I'm sorry did you say something Jon? Here, this would have to put you back in motion. [Unfreezes Jon]

Jon: [unfrozen] HERE!

Garfield: Run while you can, Jon. Time will always catch up with you.

Jon: [comes in with a box of cereal]

Home for the Holidays [Ep51-52]

Part 2

(Jon and Families Sings Deck The Halls)) Jon: Very Nice Everyone Okay Let's Sing Another Song!

Season 3

Glenda and Odessa [Ep57]

Abridged

Old Man: Uh! Finally! After 50 long years, I’ve done it!