The Ghost and Molly McGee
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Theme Song Lyrics
- SCRATCH: Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
- MOLLY: I can't believe you're all mine!
- SCRATCH: Uh, what?
- MOLLY: You and me for all time!
- SCRATCH: Ughh!
- MOLLY: I'm never, ever, EVER gonna be alone again!
- SCRATCH: Oh, boy!
- MOLLY: The dream team, you and me!
- SCRATCH: For all eternity?!
- MOLLY: For all eternity!
- BOTH: It's a ghost
It's a ghost And Molly McGee
- SCRATCH: I've been cursed
It's the worst! MOLLY: Now you're stuck with me!
- BOTH: We're never gonna be apart
- SCRATCH: Is there a way to hit restart?
- MOLLY: Nope!
- BOTH: We're the ghost
Ghost and Molly McGee
- MOLLY: That's me!
- SCRATCH: Well, that's she
- BOTH: The Ghost and Molly McGee!
The Curse [101a]
First Day Frights [101b]
- Andrea: Bra-va! Andrea Davenport, social influencer, future disruptor, Brighton Middle School's Official Good Will Ambassador. [the students cheer] It's a lot of things in one, I know. I'd be honored if you'd join me on stage this afternoon at the "New School Year Assembly".
- Molly: Wow! Thanks! That would be incredible, Anndrea!
- [The students gasp upon the mispronunciation of Andrea's name.]
- Scratch: (eating the food of the class's pet) Oh, what's this?
- Andrea: (inhales, giggles) It's actually Ahn-drea.
- Molly: Isn't that what I just said?
- Andrea: No, you said Ann-drea.
- Molly: Oh! I'm, I'm, I'm so, so sorry!
- Andrea: Oh, honey, it's fine. It's your first day. Forgive and forget!
- Molly: Wow, thank you, Anh-drea, that's so nice of you. Oh, crud, is it Ann-drea? [Andrea is annoyed.] Or, wait... What was it again? Is it... Which vowel? Is it E? A, E, I, O... Onn-drea? Or is there an umlaut? Is it like Aun-drea? Or did...
- Miss Lightfoot: Ahem... Maybe you should take a sit...before you make this even worse.
Howlin' Harriet [102a]
The (Un)natural [102b]
Getting the Band(shell) Back Together [103a]
The Greatest Concert Ever [103b]
Mama's Gotta Hustle [104a]
Hooray For Mollywood! [104b]
Not So Honest Abe [105a]
The Best of Nin-tentions [105b]
Mazel Tov, Libby! [106a]
- MOLLY: Sweet baby corn! An invitation? I love invitations!
- LIBBY: Eee! Open it!
- [MOLLY OPENS THE INVITATION FOR LIBBY'S BAT MITZVAH]
- SCRATCH: Ooh! A Bat Mitzvah!
- MOLLY: Uh, I think it's pronounced "Baat Mitzvah".
- LIBBY: You are correct, Molly!
- MOLLY: Ha! I knew it!
- LIBBY: For months, I've been studying Hebrew, practicing my Torah portion, and trying on dresses which have given me stress hives and contact hives!
- [MOLLY AND SCRATCH SCREAM AT THE SIGHT OF THEM.]
- LIBBY: But it'll all be worth it, because while I'm a girl today, on Saturday, I shall become... a woman!
- SCRATCH: OK, well, where do the bats come in?
No Good Deed [106b]
The Turnip Twist [107a]
All Systems No [107b]
Monumental Disaster [108a]
(GENERAL INSURANCE THEME SONG PLAYING) MOLLY McGEE: For great low rate you can get online go to the General and say sometime
Talent Show [108b] Scratch the Surface [109a]
(BAD BOYS FROM COPS PLAYING) Molly McGee: BAD BOYS BAD BOY WHACHA GONNA DO WHACHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU.
Festival of Lights [110a]
Saving Christmas [110b]
Ice Princess [111a]
Ready, Set, Snow! [111b]
Game Night [112a]
The Don't-Gooder [112b]
Innocent Until Proven Ghostly [113a]
Twin Trouble [113b]
Goat Your Own Way [114a]
A Very Hungry Ghost [114b]
Scare Tactics [115a]
Bad Boy Bobby Daniels [115b]
Citizen McGee [116a]
The Internship [116b]
The Lucky Penny [117a]
Lock, Stock, and Peril [117b]
Out of House and Home [118a]
Home is Where the Haunt Is [118b]
Scaring is Caring [119a]
All Night Plight [119b]
The Jig is Up [120a]
Molly vs. The Ghost World [120b]
The New (Para)Normal 
Book Marks the Sprite [202a]
Double, Double, Darryl & Trouble [202b]
Faint of Art [203a]
A Soda to Remember [203b]
A Period Piece [204a]
It's Always Sunny in Sunnyland [204b]
I Wanna Dance with Some-Ollie [205a]
Davenport's on Demand [205b]
A Doll to Die For [206a]
The (After)life of the Party [206b]
Frightmares on Main Street 
The Unhaunting of Brighton Video [208a]
100% Molly McGee [208b]
All Shark No Bite [209a]
Like Father Like Libby [210a]
Dance Dad Revolution [210b]
Let's Play Turnipball! [211b]
Carbon Zero Heroes [212a]
Davenport's in Demise [212b]
Web of Lies [213a]
Kenny's Fallen Star [213b]
Welcome to NecroComic-Con [214a]
Fit to Print [214b]
Smile Valley Farm [215a]
The Grand Gesture [215b]
The Many Lives of Scratch [216a]
Game On [217b]
White Christmess [218a]
Perfect Day [218b]
- Ashly Burch - Molly McGee
- Dana Snyder - Scratch
- Jordan Klepper - Pete McGee
- Sumalee Montano - Sharon McGee, Grandma Nin
- Michaela Dietz - Darryl McGee
- Lara Jill Miller - Libby Stein-Torres
- Jules Medcraft - Andrea Davenport
- Eric Edelstein - Geoff