The Goldbergs (season 1)

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The Goldbergs (2013–present) is an American long-running sitcom aired on ABC.

Season 1[edit]

The Circle of Driving [1.1][edit]

[Intro; Adam Goldberg videotapes Erica Goldberg while the latter is ironing her hair]
Erica Goldberg: Adam, what the hell?! I'm gonna crimp your face! Mom!

Barry Goldberg: Liar-- you're a liar, Simon! You are a liar! [sees Adam recording him] Stop videotaping!

Beverly Goldberg: [nonchalantly walking in on Barry while he's showering] What would you like for breakfast, sweetheart?
Barry Goldberg: Privacy!

Daddy Daughter Day [1.2][edit]

[Beverly lovingly stares at Adam as the latter wakes up]
Adam: [Gasps] Ah! Oh, Mom, you gotta stop watching me sleep.
Beverly: Well, if you'd let me stare at you during the daytime, we wouldn't have to do this little dance.

Mini Murray [1.3][edit]

Adult Adam Goldberg: [voiceover] Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Adam: Mom? I have a tummyache.
Beverly: Oh, sweetie. Do you need to make?
Adam: No! But... can I sleep here tonight?
Beverly: Yeah, sure.
Adult Adam: I had given in. For one night, my Mom had gotten the snuggles she so desperately craved.

Beverly: Adam's never forgiving me, but you can still patch things up with Barry. Just hire him back.

The Ring [1.5][edit]

Adam [having dropped a wrench on his foot]: [loud groaning]
Dana Caldwell: Are you okay?
Adam: Mm-hm.
Dana: Are you crying?
Adam: No. [whimpering] Good talking.

You Opened the Door [1.14][edit]

Adult Adam: [voiceover] Unfortunately, I had two left feet. [Young Adam falls on his knees] I often found walking a hard enough challenge.
Dana: You okay?
Adam: Yeah. Been working out a lot. My quads locked up on me. That ever happened to you?
Dana: No.
Adam: Das coo' Das coo'.