The Good Cop
The Good Cop is an American television comedy-drama murder-mystery created by Andy Breckman. The series premiered on Netflix on September 21, 2018. On November 13, 2018, Netflix canceled the series after one 10-episode season.
Season 1
[edit]Who Framed the Good Cop? [1.1]
[edit]- Captain: Why would he use his son's gun? He knew that we would trace it back to that house. It doesn't make sense.
- Burl Loomis: A lot of things don't make sense. Why are nickels bigger than dimes?
- Captain: That's a good point.
- Burl Loomis: Why does Hawaii have an interstate highway?
- Captain: Another excellent question.
- Burl Loomis: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- Captain: I don't know. I couldn't say.
- Burl Loomis: Why'd the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?
- Captain: When are you retiring?
- Burl Loomis: Four hundred seventy-four days.
- Captain: Does that include today?
- Burl Loomis: Yes, it does.
What Is the Supermodel's Secret? [1.2]
[edit]- Belinda Mannix: What do you think?
- Anthony "TJ" Caruso Jr: I...stopped thinking thirty seconds ago when I walked in the kitchen.
- Belinda Mannix: Your old man was just bragging on you. He said that you're the best detective in the city?
- Anthony "Tony" Caruso Sr: I taught him everything I know!
- Anthony "TJ" Caruso Jr: Except right from wrong. That I learned on my own.
- Burl Loomis: Lived in Jersey City, doing God's work.
- Anthony "TJ" Caruso Jr: He was a priest?
- Burl Loomis: Bookin' bachelor parties.
Who Is the Ugly German Lady? [1.3]
[edit]Will the Good Cop Bowl 300? [1.4]
[edit]Will Big Tony Roll Over? [1.5]
[edit]- Anthony "Tony" Caruso Sr: I'm not a rat. That's my line in the sand.
- Anthony "TJ" Caruso Jr: Or, just thinking out loud here--don't laugh!--you could do the right thing.
- Anthony "Tony" Caruso Sr: Son, where I come from, this is the right thing.
- Wendell Kirk: By the power vested in me by UniversalTabernacle.com, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride!
- Cora Vasquez: I always cry at weddings.
- Anthony "TJ" Caruso Jr: You're not crying.
- Cora Vasquez: Exactly.
- Gordy: How many times you been married, Burl?
- Burl Loomis: Depends on how you count it. I been married three times, but number 1 and number 3 were the same woman.
- Gordy: Who was number 2?
- Burl Loomis: Our marriage counselor.
- Cora Vasquez: You're proud of him.
- Anthony "TJ" Caruso Jr: Eh, I feel something. Might be pride.
Did the TV Star Do It? [1.6]
[edit]Who Killed the Guy on the Ski Lift? [1.7]
[edit]Will Cora Get Married? [1.8]
[edit]Why Kill a Busboy? [1.9]
[edit]Who Cut Mrs. Ackroyd in Half? [1.10]
[edit]- Burl Loomis: No one's gonna believe you're not married.
Recurring Lines
[edit]- Anthony "TJ" Caruso Jr: That's an infraction.
- Burl Loomis: I don't run.
Cast
[edit]- Tony Danza - Anthony "Tony" Caruso Sr
- Josh Groban - Anthony "TJ" Caruso Jr
- Monica Barbaro - Cora Vasquez
- Isiah Whitlock Jr - Burl Loomis
- Bill Kottkamp - Ryan
- John Scurti - Wendell Kirk