The Invisibles (TV series)

The Invisibles is a drama from the BBC following the adventures of two retired crooks, returning to the UK after time spent abroad.

Episode 1

[The two Invisibles, Maurice and Syd, are climbing over the fence into a large property. Maurice is giving Syd a boost.]

Maurice: Argh

Syd: What?

Maurice: I think you might've put a little weight on in the intervening years.

Syd: It's my shoes. They've got very heavy soles.

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Syd: You never lose it.

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[Syd and Maurice are sitting in front of a very complex looking alarm system.]

Syd: Don't worry, there isn't a car I can't drive, or an alarm I can't silence. It always comes down to two wires, without fail.

Maurice: But which two?

Syd: That's where all the years of experience come from Maurice.

Maurice: Well go on then, cut it!

Syd: All right! Eeney meeney miney...

Maurice: NO!

Syd: ...mo.

[The system cuts out; Syd cut the right wire]

Syd: I can do this with me eyes shut. See that's where you and me are different Maurice. You always expect the worst where...

Maurice: ...you're a pathalogical optimist.