The Magic School Bus (Season 1)
Gets Lost in Space [1.1]
[edit]- Ms. Frizzle: As I always say class, you're out of this world.
- Carlos: Oh no, you don't! You just want to grab more stuff!
- Janet: Hey I'm just trying to help! If you want to play "Let's find Ms. Frizzle without a map" for the rest of your life, that's FINE with me!
- Arnold: No one is better than Ms. Frizzle.
- Janet: Oh, yeah? Prove it!
- Arnold: Stop The Bus!
- Janet: Arnold told me all about your field trips, Dorothy Ann.
- Dorothy Ann: W-what did he say?!
- Janet: That they were, and I quote, highly unusual.
For Lunch [1.2]
[edit]- Phoebe: How was I supposed to know that she'd have digestive scuba gear?
- Carlos: We have to find Wanda before she gets dried up into a raisin.
- Ralphie: A raisin? Cool.
- Students: Ralphie!
- Wanda: ARRRNNNOOOLLLDDD!
- Arnold: Who said that?
- Wanda: This is your conscience, Arnold.
- Arnold: You mean I was the field trip?!
Inside Ralphie [1.3]
[edit]- Phoebe: At my old school we were only afraid of lunch meat!
- Ralphie: I'm seeing myself from the inside out.
- Carlos: It's a short cut. Get it? Short cut?
- Students: Carlos! Yuck!
- Ralphie: What's going on?
- Ms. Frizzle: We're here to get the inside story.
Gets Eaten [1.4]
[edit]- Ralphie: Food chain? A chain of food? I can get into that.
- Keesha: Me too. Phytoplankton, Zooplankton, Fish, and People too. We're all in a food chain, scum, this fish, and you.
Hops Home [1.5]
[edit]- Bella: Bella!
- Herman: Herman!
Meets the Rot Squad [1.6]
[edit]- [After the bus transforms into a bessy bug]
- Arnold: Wow! A bessy bus; now I've seen everything!
All Dried Up [1.7]
[edit]- Arnold: Field trip tip number 107: To avoid being eaten, become inedible. What does that mean?!
- Ms Frizzle: Class, Do I hear a suggestion to avoid digestion?
- Phoebe: I might have made a mistake about that lizard. And I might have made a mistake about that jackrabbit. And I might have even made a mistake about that tortoise, but there's one thing I know I'm not wrong about.
- Arnold: How much you wish you'd stayed home today?
In the Haunted House [1.8]
[edit]- Arnold: Aah! Yikes! Ah! All I've got to say is, If I meet anybody I can see through, I'm outta here.
- Ms. Frizzle: Oh, Whoa. No need to be hasty, Arnold.
Gets Ready, Set, Dough [1.9]
[edit]- Phoebe: At my old school we never got baked. except for the time the air conditioning went.
- Arnold: We're toast!
- Dorothy Ann: Well, Technically, No, But you've got the right idea.
Plays Ball [1.10]
[edit]- Dorothy Ann: Listen, A force is just a push or a pull.
- Carlos: [to Dorothy Ann, who's talking about physics] If you're going to force us to listen to this...
- Tim: You're being kind of pushy, don't you think?
- [Carlos and Tim high five.]:
- Dorothy Ann: No no, I'm talking about real forces. Picture this. There's this big red sled sitting in the snow. Not going anywhere, But if somebody comes along and gives it a push....
Goes to Seed [1.11]
[edit]- [Phoebe doesn't want to get off the bus of fear of Mr. Seedplot seeing them]
- Arnold: Maybe you should have stayed home today, Phoebe.
- Ms. Frizzle: Nice propulsion, Arnold!
- Arnold: Thank you, Ms. Frizzle!
Gets Ants in Its Pants [1.12]
[edit]- Keesha: Keep shooting, Liz!
Kicks Up a Storm [1.13]
[edit]- Ralphie: I'm Weatherman! Of course I know what I'm doing. [whispers to himself] Now what am I doing?