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The Magic School Bus (Season 2)

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Blows its Top [2.1]

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Ralphie: Looks like our game's going to get rained out, Ms. Frizzle.
Ms. Frizzle: Oh, don't head for the dugout yet, Ralphie. Those aren't rain clouds. They are puffs of smoke and ash, which means we are exactly where we need to be.

Arnold: Carlos, you're starting to sound like Dorothy Ann!

Carlos: Explosions of lava. Arnold, don't you understand? According to my research, we're floating on top of an undersea volcano!
Arnold: Yikes! I knew I should have stayed home today!

Ms. Frizzle: Welcome to the magma chamber! The heart of a volcano!
Ralphie: How do we get out of here?
Ms. Frizzle: Out of a volcano? How do you suppose?

Flexes its Muscles [2.2]

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Dorothy Ann: What happened to the bus?
Ms. Frizzle: Hmmm; looks like the Mesmerglobber blew a gasket. Onto the bus, class! This is an emergency!

The Busasaurus [2.3]

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[Arnold goes over to the mud puddle and tries to get out the Maiasaura egg that was for Dr. Skeledon out of it. Luckily, he finds it not broken]
Arnold: And I can give Dr. Skeledon back her egg. [notices his giant size to after he fought the T.Rex] Except, I am too big to fit into the bus.

Phoebe: It's a good thing you didn't stay home today, Arnold.
Arnold: [about Dr. Skeledon's fossilized Maiasaura egg which has been unfossilized back into a real egg and to Phoebe about when it is back to a fossilized egg again] Well, I am sure going to be happy when this is a rock again. It's a lot safer.

Going Batty [2.4]

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Keesha: Come on, Ralphie; you've been reading too many comic books!

Mr. Ramon: But you know what they say: "Bat breath is better than no breath at all!" [laughs]
Parents: Mr. Ramonǃ

Mr. Perlsteinː Maybe we should've stayed home tonight.
Arnoldː Dadǃ You took the words right out of my mouthǃ

Dr. Tennelli: Is it just me, or do those bats look like our kids?

Butterfly and the Bog Beast [2.5]

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Janet: I am your favorite cousin. Right, Arnold?
Arnold: You're my only cousin, Janet!
Janet: You're so cute!

Janet: We know the real reason why you make a complete wimp like a butterfly as a mascot.
Phoebe: You do?
Ralphie: We do?
Janet: Isn't today's soccer game against... your old school?

Ms. Frizzle: When the road ends, adventure begins!

Wet All Over [2.6]

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Arnold: Let's just say our field trip made a real splash.

In a Pickle [2.7]

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Keeshaː I've been robbedǃ Somebody stole my cucumberǃ

Arnoldː I OBJECTǃ
Keesha: What now, Arnold?
Arnold: I object to being the smallest defense attorney in history!
Wanda: I object to where we are! Look!

Revving Up [2.8]

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Taking Flight [2.9]

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Phoebe: [about to shrink the class] Well uh, here goes. Say "fly."
Class: Fly!

Ms. Frizzle: Sometimes, you have to do the wrong stuff to find out what the right stuff really is.

Getting Energized [2.10]

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[The class is using Arnold's belt and a pinwheel to model their windmill machine]
Arnold: Can I have my belt back now?

[Ralphie tries to take the rock out of the catapult, but accidentally launches himself]
Ralphie: Whoa!
Wanda: Ralphie, come back!
Classː Ralphieǃ

Out of This World [2.11]

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Carlos: Yeah, you were supposed to be Pluto! Arf, arf! Ha ha!
Class: Carlos!

Cold Feet [2.12]

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Wandaː Herp...Havenǃ I told you it wasn't "Herp Haǃ"
Timː I don't see anything funny about this place, anyway.
Dorothy Annː What kind of place is this?
Ralphieː Yikesǃ An alligator crossingǃ
Phoebeː They're probably there to keep visitors out.
Carlosː Or keep Liz in.
[a car horn sounds]
Wandaː Hey; look outǃ
[The class runs out of the way as a limo enters.]

Carlos: Man; now this is what I call an inside jobǃ
Class: Carlosǃ

Ms. Frizzle: I made arrangements for Liz to stay here for a well-needed rest, while Harry was fixing her habitat. I started to tell you, but... [chuckles a bit] ...it's so nice when you find out things for yourself!
Class: Ms. Frizzle!

Ups and Downs [2.13]

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Phoebe: Oh, no; a banana floats!
Carlos: That's okay; I like banana splits better!
Class: Carlos!

[The class is appearing on Gerri Poveri's talk show, "In Your Face."]
Wanda: We knew the monster was big enough and light enough to float, so all we had to do was let it loose! And you know the rest. Your very own monster ended up in your face!
[The class laughs at Wanda's remark.]