The Man from Toronto (2022 film)
The Man from Toronto is a 2022 American action comedy about the world's deadliest assassin and Yorktown, Virginia's biggest screw-up who are mistaken for each other at a cabin rental.
- Directed by Patrick Hughes. Written by Robbie Fox and Chris Bremner.
Hitman meets Dead Man. (taglines)
Teddy
[edit]- Hey! What's going on? I'm Teddy Jackson, and I welcome you guys to my first ever non-contact boxing class. It's called Teddy-box. It's all the "wow" without the "ow".
- Welcome. Welcome to Teddybox. I, of course, am Teddy Jackson, and guess what? Here, the only opponent is yourself. Don't you forget it.
The Man from Toronto
[edit]- I was raised by my grandfather on a frozen lake 50 miles from nowhere. He was a kind man. He taught me many useful things.
Dialogue
[edit]- Lori: If a paralegal screws up, they say they Teddy'd it.
- Teddy: They named a screw-up after me?
- Lori: You're actually a verb now. [She chuckles]
- Marty: [He shows Teddy one of the flyers] See these flyers you made up? I spent my entire marketing budget on these things, and we ain't got one bite.
- Teddy: Marty, they're gonna come through that door any day, any minute. You just gotta be patient. You know that.
- Marty: Well, they would be. If you had put the address on this thing!
- Teddy: [He takes the flyer and opens it] What? I mean, who really needs addresses?
- Marty: My customers.
- Teddy: Then they'll call you, Marty.
- Marty: You left out the phone number too.
- Teddy: Dammit, did I?
- Marty: Teddy, you're a nice guy. You really are. But I need a dude with some grit.
- Teddy: [About his minute photos] What's that, for your little serial killer wall?
- The Man From Toronto: You think you'd make the wall? Come on, man. You're barely fridge material.
- Teddy: Here's a little secret of mine. I love 19th-century American poetry. It's my hobby.
- The Man from Toronto: Let's hear some Keats.
- Teddy: You wanna hear her old stuff or her new stuff?
- The Man from Toronto: Well, he... died at 25.
- The Man from Toronto: You think you know me? I know you. I looked at your little online gym channel. Seven views. With one upload three years ago. And seven views.
- Teddy: Yeah. Three comments.
- The Man from Toronto: Yeah. You think a low toner got you into this situation? No. Never doing what you say you're gonna do is what got you into this situation.
- The Man from Toronto: Who's she with?
- Teddy: Her friend, Anne. Why?
- The Man from Toronto: You didn't tell me about Anne.
- Teddy: I didn't know that I had to tell you about Anne. [The Man from Toronto sighs and gets uncomfortable] What's the problem?
- The Man from Toronto: I get uncomfortable... around women.
- Teddy: Lori!
- Lori: Teddy?
- Teddy: [He runs towards Lori on the train station platform] Hey.
- Lori: Oh my God, what the hell happened to you?
- Teddy: A lot of stuff.
- Lori: Honey, yeah, you're bleeding.
- Teddy: It's not all my blood.
- Lori: Okay, you need medical attention.
Taglines
[edit]- Hitman meets Dead Man.
Cast
[edit]- Kevin Hart as Teddy
- Woody Harrelson as "The Man from Toronto"
- Jasmine Mathews as Lori
- Kaley Cuoco as Anne
- Kate Drummond as Agent Lawrence
- Ronnie Rowe as Agent Davis
- Alejandro de Hoyos as Colonel Marin
- Lela Loren as Daniela Marin
- Ellen Barkin as The Handler
- Pierson Fodé as "The Man from Miami"
- Tomohisa Yamashita as "The Man from Tokyo"
- Oleg Taktarov as "The Man from Moscow"
- Glenn Ennis, Justin Howell and Nathaniel Shuker as The Tacoma Brothers, collectively known as "The Man from Tacoma"
- Jencarlos Canela as Agent Santoro
- Martin Roach as Marty
