The Mighty Ducks

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The Mighty Ducks is a 1992 American sports comedy-drama film about a self-centered Minnesota lawyer who is sentenced to community service coaching a rag tag youth hockey team.

Directed by Stephen Herek. Written by Steven Brill.
He's never coached. They've never won. Together they'll learn everything about winning!taglines

Gordon Bombay[edit]

  • Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth! Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth!
  • I hate kids. They're barely human.
  • A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win. A team is something you belong to, something you feel, something you have to earn.

Other[edit]

  • Coach Jack Reilly: Why'd you turn against me, Gordon? For six years, I taught you how to skate, I taught you how to score, I taught you how to go for the "W". You could have been one of the greats! And now look at yourself. You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was.
  • Jesse Hall: [to Gordon] Yo, dude. You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion and it's a drug free zone. You understand? Now I'm feeling generous today, so I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be using your eyeballs as hockey pucks!

Dialogue[edit]

Goldberg: [to Charlie] Be careful, man. It almost hit me that time!
Charlie: Goldberg, you're the goalie. It's supposed to hit you.
Goldberg: Does that sound stupid to anyone else?

Gordon: You think losing is funny?
Averman: Well, not at first, but once you get the hang of it.

Coach Jack Reilly: You got something to say to me, Bombay?
Gordon: To think I wasted all those years worrying about what you thought. You're going down, Reilly.

[After Gordon is pulled over by a police officer while driving drunk]
Police Officer: Could you turn down the stereo?
Gordon: Sure. I guess it was a widdle noisy.
Police Officer: A "widdle"? Okay, I'm taking you down to precinct. Breath, blood or urine?
Gordon: No, thanks. I'm full.

Gordon [to Charlie] You may make it. You may not, but that doesn't matter, Charlie. What matters is that we're here. Look around. Who ever thought we'd make it this far. One, two, three, triple deke. Take your best shot. I believe in you, Charlie. Win or lose.
Charlie: Thanks, Coach.
Gordon: Go get 'em.

Taglines[edit]

  • He's never coached. They've never won. Together they'll learn everything about winning!
  • They can't skate. They can't win. They can't be serious.

Cast[edit]

External Links[edit]

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