The Nekci Menij Show
The Nekci Menij Show is a 2012 British animated web series created by David Monger. The show centers on the conflictive relationships of female popstars, and serves as a satire of the public's perception and scrutiny of female popstars, as well as a parody of stan culture.
Season 1
[edit]Trolling Brinty
[edit]- Nekci Menij: Hay Brinty.
- Brinty Spreas: Hrey!
- Nekci Menij: Brinty, yr such a flop.
- Brinty Spreas: Nekci, y wud u sey dis to me?
- Nekci Menij: U havnt had a hit in yrs.
- Brinty Spreas: Dis is upsetin me.
- Nekci Menij: Even Rhenna is beter dan u, and luk at teh state of dat.
- Brinty Spreas: Nekci, y tho?
- Nekci Menij: Brinty pls.
- Ladey Gags: Hay Rhenna.
- Rhenna: Hrey Gags, wuu2?
- Ladey Gags: Jus bin tourin n drivin n stuf.
Da Quen B
[edit]- Kety Perr: Hay Nekci!
- Nekci Menij: WTF Kety? U luk lyk shite. Try to b orignel nxt tym.
- Bayonse: Gooorl! WTF is this?
- Nekci Menij: O, hrey Bayonse.
- Bayonse: Nekci, this is bayond a jk. U 2 r copyin me.
- Kety Perr: Whats--?
- Bayonse: W0, wo, wo. Hu is dis?
- Kety Perr: Im Kety Perr.
- Bayonse: Nvr herd of u Karly. Nekci, hu is dis bitch?
- Nekci Menij: Its Kety Perr.
- Bayonse: I dnt no any Stacey, she can go suk a dik.
- Kety Perr: K.
- Bayonse: Im da Quen B.
- Nekci Menij: Erm, ders only wun quen, and dats Medoner... bitch.
- Bayonse: Um hu?
- Medoner: L-V-U, Medoner.
- Kety Perr: Not again, OMG.
- Bayonse: O shit, not dat bitch.
- Nekci Menij: Medoner, dese hoes copyied me.
- Medoner: WTF Nekci?! Dont spek to me agen! Y u in my hous?
- Bayonse: Nekci, u sed dis was ur hous.
- Nekci Menij: Bayonse pls.
- Medoner: Spekin of wich, hu wants to buy my new ablum MDNE?
- Nekci Menij: How meny do u hav left?
- Medoner: Lyk 2 or sumthin. [lots of albums fall on Kety Perr] ...Poor Kelly.
Telephone
[edit]- Medoner: Nekci, if ur goin to halp me I need u to undrstadn how I werk.
- Nekci Menij: K.
- Medoner: U probly havnt seen one of thee bfor. Im told its the newist thing; all the kids r on it. [landline phone appears] I think its cald Facebook. [telehone rings] O, luk, sum1s tweeting me. Helo, quen of pop speking. O Nekci, its for u.
- Ladey Gags: Loool!
- Rhenna: Gags, y did u say u where me?
- Ladey Gags: Rhenna, I dunt undersatnd ur qwestun. Anywey, im stil in a troling mood. Hu shal we cal?
- Xtine: Helo?
- Ladey Gags: Hi Xtine, I jus got arrestid for spedin.
- Xtine: OMG Gags, so interestign!
- Ladey Gags: I was goin to fast up the charts, honey. Al sortid now tho. Dey made me lisen to Bionic as comunety servis.
- Xtine: I wud giv a wity repons abut ur letist flop album, but I hav nvr lisend to ur werk. Hold on I hav anutha call.
- Medoner: Hrelo?
- Kety Perr: Hay, its me, Kety. Jus wondrin if u wan 2 c my new flim Pert of Me in 3D--
- Medoner: No, I dnt Keisha.
- Medoner: So wher wer we?
- Nekci Menij: U wer abt to cahnge ur wil and leav all ur muny to Nekci Menij then comit sucide.
- Medoner: K, if u sey so Xtine.
- Xtine: WTF Nekci? Get out of our convo!
- Nekci Menij: Hold on gentelmen, I hav anuthr call.
- Bayonse: Bayonse on the line for Gags.
- Ladey Gags: Hrey Bayonse, hav u herd Medoners new album is a flop?
- Bayonse: Not now Gags, ive decidid to refrom destins child but kely is busy and i cant rember the othr 1s naem. Do u wana b in it?
- Ladey Gags: Sure Bayonse, that snds swell.
- Xtine: Can I b in it? [Bayonse and Gags hang up] Fyn!
Bron Dis Wey
[edit]- Kety Perr: Hay Gags!
- Ladey Gags: Wholey shet! The fak do u want Kety?
- Kety Perr: Gags, rember wen I visetid te othr dey?
- Ladey Gags: Vivedly. I haf sins changd my adres.
- Kety Perr: Wel, u sed u wud com to teh premer of my new flim Pert of Me in--
- Ladey Gags: O Kety, im v soray. By sum crule twast of fete I haf sceduld myslef to perfrom my "Bron Dis Wey Bal" at the esact sem tym.
- Kety Perr: But I diednt sey wut tym teh flim sterted.
- Ladey Gags: Up on da stege, a fracshen of her age, nd i luk much betr dan Medoner. She is a flop (flop), her tits hav droped (droped), its bin yrs sins she hed a hit.
- Ke@$h₤r: Nekci cnt rap, she luks lyk crap and Destins Child oewn her. Rhenna dusnt rhyme wit anythen, but she is ovesly shit.
- Nekci Menij: Wow, Adole is obsesd wiv eatin. How orignel.
- Adole: Nekci, dnt be roud.
- Nekci Menij: O, sry Adole, ur ovusly prignent. Congretulashen!
- Adole: Um yes, dats it. I can heer teh beby kicin alredi.
- Kety Perr [in Adole's stomach]: Ders food evriwhar. Dis luks exacly lyk my video fer "Celifirn Gorls"...
Haus Perty
[edit]- Medoner: So yeh Jasy J, iv alweys bin v popelar in the unated kengdim.
- Jasy J: O, so dats whey Giv Me Al Yur Lufin barly maed the Top 40. Maks senc Medoner.
- Medoner: O, sry Jasy i foergot 2 brake my own leg for simpethy sells.
- Jasy J: O, dat remends me, cen u sine my cast?
- Medoner: Shur thing darling [writes "get a career soon LVU medoner xoxo" on Jasy's cast].
- Adole: Hay Gags, whers the bufey? I cent find the buffay.
- Ladey Gags: Calm ur tits Adole, dnt writ an ablum abut it. Ke@$h₤r maed anuthr bufet tabel jus for u.
- Adole: Tank fuk for dat.
- Ladey Gags: Altho loks lyk Merna & The Dermonds is abut to tek the last minic chaseceke.
- Adole: Wot? [Merna & The Dermonds eats the last mini cheesecake, which makes Adole cry with "Someone Like You" playing in the background]
- Medoner: Hay Xtine, iv got a jk for u.
- Xtine: K.
- Medoner: Wot wes ur last singel cald?
- Xtine: I dnt no Medoner, wot was it cald
- Medoner: Wel, if yuo dnt even no its no wender it mised the Top 100.
- Ke@$h₤r: Guise, eny requists for teh DJ?
- Medoner: Gorl Gon Waild.
- Nekci Menij: Pend The Alerm.
- Xtine: Not Myslef Tonite.
- Brinty Spreas: I wena go.
- Ke@$h₤r: Gud idea Brinty.
- Brinty Spreas: No, I men I accualy wena go, dis perty is shiter than the remix [Brinty leaves the room].
- Ke@$h₤r: O, did I her sum1 requist live perfromans of Blow by Ke@$h₤r? K then.
