The New Paul O'Grady Show

The Paul O'Grady Show (formerly The New Paul O'Grady Show) is a British comedy chat show on Channel 4 (formerly aired on ITV1) which ran from 2004 to 2015. The Channel 4 show was filmed at the The London Studios in London. Paul O'Grady, the comic from Birkenhead, previously more famous for his female alter-ego Lily Savage, hosted the weekday teatime chat show which is a mixture of celebrity guests, comic stunts and pieces, as well as viewer competitions.

Show catchphrases

• Evenin' folks!
• It's fun, fun, fun, fun, fun all the way campers!
• They've only came in for a warm.
• Times are hard and friends are few. (usually to competition winners)
• If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.
• Believe you, me.
• Oh puh-lease.
• Spend it on yourself.
• Oooh, what? Fabulous!
• Bert, get your finger out your nose and play the V
• Live at 5 on 4
• C'mon Bust, do yer trick!
• Roll the clip, Bert!
• put DVD name here> is out now on DVDVDVD.
• Ooooh, by 'eck Lover Dover Clover!
• It's time for me to get busy on my organ as we play the 'two thousand pound organ game'. Are you ready? 1, 2, 3..
• Keep up or I get ratty.
• So what more d'ya want?
• Let me 'ear ya
• I think it's time for my medication!
• It's the medication!
• It's the pills!
• Don't jump Buster!" (when on edge of desk)
• Buster, go and play in the Blue Peter garden, but don't dig Shep up.
• On tonight's show it's the one and only...
• Imagine if an American tourist in a hotel room tuned in now...
• Oh look it's Windy Miller waving his arm about.
• In a minute Buster is going to jump off here and drag a pensioner around the studio by the hem of her mac.
• I will definitely come and see you in. (insert musical/play name here)
• It was a great read.
• I'm not gonna do the rules today cos I can't be bothered.
• Riff Raff. (referring the audience)
• Behave or I'll chuck / throw / sling me tea over you" (to audience)
• Raise the roof for (guest name)
• Oh come on Buster, we're leaving!
• Now don't go and send me in (random food product Paul mentions he likes)
• Some of us are born on the sunny side of the bed, some of us on the dark side. ~ On the Paul O’Grady Show, Channel 4 television, 7th Oct. 2009