The Pacifier

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The Pacifier is a 2005 comedy film featuring Vin Diesel and Lauren Graham. The film tells the story of Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe who is assigned to protect five children from enemies of their scientist father who was recently deceased.

Prepare for bottle.(taglines)

Lulu Plummer[edit]

  • Land! Solid land!!

Dialogue[edit]

Lulu: Do you know kung-fu?
Shane Wolfe: Yes.
Lulu: Have you ever punch a guy so hard his head came off?
Shane Wolfe: No.
Lulu: Why are your boobs so big?
Shane Wolfe: [shocked] They are not... boobs.
Lulu: Do you have to wear a bra? Will mine be as big as yours one day?
Shane Wolfe: You know what, little girl? I think it's time you went nappy-poo in beddy-bye land.
Lulu: Do I look like I'm five to you?
Shane Wolfe: What did I say?
Lulu: Disrespectful. And to think I was interested in you.

Helga: [to Shane] Tell me, are you licenses to kill?
Shane Wolfe: ...No.
Helga: Hmm. Too bad. It could have come in handy.

Bill Fawcett: Any last words, Shane?
Shane Wolfe: Say good night, Peter Panda.
[Open lock the him head and knock.]
Julie Plummer: Shane, are you okay?
[Julie punches Mrs. Chun the face with knock,]
Julie Plummer: She was never a good neighbor.

Shane Wolfe: Gary, now!
[Gary eats Mr. Chun in the crotch and screaming. Claire kick the back patch, roll on my back again and feet with my neck.]
Claire Fletcher: Couldn't let you have all the fun.

Taglines[edit]

  • Welcome to the infantry.
  • This Navy S.E.A.L. Meets His Match.
  • Prepare for bottle.
  • Prepare for bottle. Prepare for battle.

Cast[edit]

The Plummer Family[edit]

  • Julie
  • Zoe (daughter)
  • Seth (son)
  • Lulu (daughter)
  • Peter (son)
  • Tyler (son)

External links[edit]

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