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The Railway Series (1945-1946, 1948-1970, 1972, 1983-1996, 2007, 2011) is a set of story books about a fictional railway located on the fictional Island of Sodor and the engines that lived on it.

Note: This article generally contains quotes from stories that have not been adapted for the television series Thomas and Friends.

The 3 Railway Engines (1945)

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Edward's Day Out

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Edward and Gordon

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The Sad Story of Henry

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Edward, Gordon and Henry

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Thomas the Tank Engine (1946)

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Thomas and Gordon

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  • Thomas was a tank engine who lived at a Big Station. He had six small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy boiler, and a short stumpy dome. – Thomas the Tank Engine

Thomas's Train

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Thomas and the Trucks

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Thomas and the Breakdown Train

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James the Red Engine (1948)

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James and the Top Hat

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James and the Bootlace

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Troublesome Trucks

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James and the Express

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Tank Engine Thomas Again (1949)

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Thomas and the Guard

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Thomas Goes Fishing

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Thomas, Terence and the Snow

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Thomas and Bertie

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Troublesome Engines (1950)

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Henry and the Elephant

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Tenders and Turntables

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Trouble in the Shed

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Percy Runs Away

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Henry the Green Engine (1951)

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Coal

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The Flying Kipper

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Gordon's Whistle

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Percy and the Trousers

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Henry's Sneeze

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Toby the Tram Engine (1952)

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Toby and the Stout Gentleman

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Thomas in Trouble

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Dirty Objects

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Mrs. Kyndley's Christmas

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Gordon the Big Engine (1953)

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Off the Rails

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Schoolboys: [singing] Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch, Fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch. Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch, All on a Monday morning.

Leaves

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Down the Mine

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Paint Pots and Queens

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Edward the Blue Engine (1954)

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Cows

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Bertie's Chase

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Saved from Scrap

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Old Iron

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4 Little Engines (1955)

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Skarloey Remembers

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Sir Handel

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Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady

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Old Faithful

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Percy the Small Engine (1956)

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Percy and the Signal

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Duck Takes Charge

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Percy and Harold

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Percy's Promise

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8 Famous Engines (1957)

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Percy Takes the Plunge

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Gordon Goes Foreign

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Gordon: When I was young and green, I remember going to London. Do you know the place? The station's called King's Cross.
The Engine: (Snorts) King's Cross?! London's Euston. Everybody knows that.
Duck: Rubbish! London's Paddington. I know. I worked there.

The Narrator: They argued till they went to sleep. They argued when they woke up. They were still arguing when the other engine went away.
Gordon:(Irritated) Stupid thing. I've no patience.
Duck: Stupid yourself. London's Paddington, PADDINGTON, do you hear?
James: Stop arguing, you make me tired. You're both agreed about something anyway.
Gordon and Duck: What's that?
James: (laughs) London's not Euston. Now shut up!

Gordon: I'm sure it's King's Cross. I'll go and prove it.

Gordon: Come on! Let's go
Narrator: It was only a few minutes before the Guard blew his whistle; but Gordon thought it was ages!
Gordon: (To the coaches) COME ON! COME ON!

Gordon: Never mind I like a good run to stretch my wheels.

The Fat Controller: I wonder how Gordon's getting on.
The Stationmaster: Excuse me Sir, have you seen the news?
The Fat Controller: Not yet. Why?
The Stationmaster: Just look at this Sir.
Narrator: The Fat Controller took the news paper.
The Fat Controller: Good gracious me! There's Gordon. Headlines too! 'FAMOUS ENGINE AT LONDON STATION. POLICE CALLED TO CONTROL CROWDS'.

The Fat Controller: I see you had a good welcome in London.
Gordon's Driver and Fireman: We certainly did Sir! We signed autographs till our arms ached, and Gordon had his photograph taken from so many directions at once that he didn't which way to look!
The Fat Controller: Good! I expect he enjoyed himself. Didn't you Gordon?
Gordon: No Sir, I didn't.
The Fat Controller: Why ever not?
Gordon: (Sadly) London's all wrong, they've changed it. It isn't King's Cross any more. It's St Pancras.

Double Header

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The Fat Controller's Engines

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Duck and the Diesel Engine (1958)

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Domeless Engines

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Pop Goes the Diesel

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Dirty Work

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A Close Shave

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The Little Old Engine (1959)

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Trucks!

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Home at Last

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Rock 'n' Roll

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Little Old Twins

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The Twin Engines (1960)

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Hullo Twins!

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  • Narrator: The trucks complained bitterly; but then, trucks always do and no one takes much notice. The coaches complained too. No sooner had they arrived with one train, then they had to go out again with fresh passengers as another.

  • Coaches: We don't know whether we're coming or going. We feel quite distracted.
  • Henry (grumbles): No one can say that we're afraid of hard work, but...
  • Gordon: We draw the line at goods trains.
  • James: Dirty trucks, dirty sidings. Ugh!
  • Duck: What are you boiler aching about? I remember on the great western...
  • Gordon: That tinpot railway....
  • Duck: Tinpot indeed! Let me tell you...

  • The Fat Controller: I hear you've lost your numbers. How did that happen?
  • Donald and Douglas: They may have slyly slipped off Sir. You know who it is.
  • The Fat Controller: I know. Accidentally on purpose.
  • Donald and Douglas: Sir! You wouldn't be thinking we lost them on purpose?

  • The Fat Controller: I'm not so sure. Now then, which of you is 57646?
  • Donald and Douglas: That (Sir) is just what we cannot mind.

  • The Fat Controller: What are your names?
  • Donald and Douglas: Donald and Douggie, Sir.
  • The Fat Controller: Good! Then your controller can tell me which is which.
  • Donald and Douglas: Och! Ye'll get no muckle help fat him, Sir.
  • The Fat Controller: Why?
  • Donald and Douglas: He doesn't know our names Sir. Who could he? We only give ourselves names when we lost our numbers.
  • The Fat Controller: One of you is playing truant. I shall find him out and send him home. Inspector give these engines numbers, and set them to work.

The Missing Coach

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  • Donald: Ye may have noticed, Douggie, that yon painters forgot something.
  • Douglas: What did they forget?
  • Donald: They painted brand new numbers on our tenders, but they put none on us.
  • Douglas: (Grins) Ye mean...
  • Donald: Just that. Hold your wheesht. Here's the inspector.
  • The Inspector: Now 9 and 10, here's Duck. He'll show you round before you start work.

  • Donald: We like it fine here.
  • Duck: That's good, but take my tip, watch out for Gordon, Henry and James. They're sure to try some nonsense.
  • Douglas: Dinna fash yerself. We'll soon settle them.

  • Narrator: Donald and Douglas had deep toned whistles.
  • Gordon: They sound like Buses.
  • Henry: (Sniggers) Or ships.
  • Gordon: (laughs) Tugboat Annie! Ha! Ha!

  • Donald: You wouldn't be making fun of us would you know?
  • Gordon: Er, no.
  • Henry: No, no, certainly not.
  • Douglas: That's fine. Know just mind the both of you, and keep it that way.
  • Narrator: That was the way Gordon and Henry kept it!

  • The Fat Controller: Ah! #9, and why have you not taken the goods?
  • "Donald" (Douglas): My tender is away Sir.
  • The Fat Controller: I see, some defect no doubt. Tell me, why did #10 leave so quickly?
  • "Donald" (Douglas): Maybe, sir, he saw you coming and thought he was late.
  • The Fat Controller: Hmm.

  • The Fat Controller: Douglas, why are you masquerading with Donald's tender?

Break Van

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The Deputation

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Branch Line Engines (1961)

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Thomas Comes to Breakfast

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Daisy

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Bulls Eyes

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Percy's Predicament

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The Fat Controller:

Gallant Old Engine (1962)

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Special Funnel

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Steamroller

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Passengers and Polish

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Gallant Old Engine

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Stepney the "Bluebell" Engine (1963)

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Bluebells of England

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Stepney's Special

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Train Stops Play

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Bowled Out

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Mountain Engines (1964)

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Mountain Engine

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Bad Look Out

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Danger Points

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"Devil's Back"

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Very Old Engines (1965)

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Crosspatch

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Bucking Bronco

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Stick-in-the-Mud

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Duck and Dukes

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Main Line Engines (1966)

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The Diseasel

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Buzz, Buzz

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Wrong Road

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Edward's Exploit

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Small Railway Engines (1967)

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Ballast

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  • Donald and Douglas: Verra wee engines bring the ballast down from the hills.

  • Gordon: I don't believe it. Donald and Douglas have pulled our wheels before.

  • Rex: What d'you think of our 'chute'? Good isn't it?
  • Duck: Where did you spring from?
  • Rex: I've been here all the time. I'm Rex and you, I'm sure, are Duck.
  • Duck: How did you know?
  • Rex: That's easy; there's only one great western engine in these parts.

  • Rex: (To Duck) As you can see, the small controller's given us different coats.
  • Mike: (Grumbles) Silly nonsense
  • Bert: (Protests) I like being blue.
  • Mike: (Fumes) It's all right for you, but not for me. Passengers'll say I look like a pillar box!
  • Rex: Shocking! (Winks at Duck) Consider my feelings. When we were both green. Passengers kept calling me "Mike"!
  • Mike: (Splutters) You...you...

  • Bert: Stow it you two. Duck, have you seen our coaches?
  • Duck: Where are they?
  • Bert: Over there.
  • Duck: But they're trucks...(Finishes lamely) I mean they're not like ours.
  • Rex: I agree. They are like trucks, but they behave surprisingly well.
  • Mike: (rudely) Says you.

Tit for Tat

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  • Bert's Driver: We've got visitors today
  • Mike: We have 'em every day.
  • Bert's Driver: But these are special. One takes 'moving pictures' and the other writes books. So mind you all behave.
  • Bert: I don't want to be a moving picture in a book. I want to stay as I am.

  • Bert: They did it on purpose

  • Bert: They splashed me! They SPLASHED me!
  • Bert: Pictures indeed!

  • Bert: I'm a nice picture; covered in mud!

  • Narrator: He sizzled crossly when the Fat Clergyman sat in his tender for the journey back.
  • Bert: Driver oughtn't to allow him after what he's done!
  • Bert: (To himself) I know how to pay the Fat One out. It's a lovely plan. I only wish the Thin One was there too.

  • Bert: Tit for Tat! TIT for TAT!

  • The Small Controller: You're a very naughty engine. I won't have rudeness to visitors.
  • Bert: (Falters) They splashed me. I only.... (Bert is probably crying as he's talking)
  • The Small Controller: That's no excuse I'm ashamed of you.

  • Bert: (To Rex and Mike) Those visitors are nice. They came and said 'sorry', and I said 'sorry' too. Then they cleaned me like driver does. They know lots about engines. The Thin One's writing about me in a book. He promised he'd write about you too. Think of that!

Mike's Whistle

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  • Mike: (mimics Duck's jammed whistle) Shplee! Shplee! It's shocking! If engines can't whistle properly, they shouldn't try.
  • Bert: Then why do you?
  • Mike: Why do I what?
  • Bert: Try to whistle, of course.
  • Mike: Shut up! You're jealous.
  • Narrator: Mike was proud of his shrill whistle.
  • Mike: Mine's better than yours anyway.
  • Rex: Listen, Mike. If I had a whistle like yours, d'you know what I'd do? (Pauses impressively) I'd lose it.
  • Mike: (Splutters) The Idea! Whistles are important, let me tell you. Engines without whistles aren't proper engines at all.

  • Narrator: Mike went redder than ever with fury. His steam pressure went up suddenly, and his safety-valves blew off, "Whoooooosh!"
  • Mike's driver: Hello! As you're ready first, you'd better take the 'passenger'.
  • Mike: What! and leave my goods?
  • Mike's driver: Yes, Bert can do that. We can't have you blowing off in here. Come on!

  • Mike's driver: What's bitten him? He doesn't like coaches, but he's never been as bad as this.

  • Mike: (muttering) They're jealous, they're jealous. I'll show them! I'll show them!
  • Mike's driver: (remarks) He's in a flaming temper about something.

  • The Small Controller: I've no spare whistles. So you'll have to wait. It serves you right for being such a cross patch.

  • Bert: (as Mike comes in) What's that?
  • Rex: Shsh! Take no notice. It's an Improper engine.
  • Bert: Why Improper? He looks all right to me.
  • Rex: It's got no whistle.
  • Bert: Oh dear! How shocking! We don't approve of his sort, do we?

Useful Railway

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  • Narrator: Mike had trouble with some sheep. He grumbled about them dreadfully.
  • Rex: They're silly but they're useful.
  • Mike: What!
  • Rex: Farmers sell their wool.
  • Mike: What's that?
  • Rex: People make clothes from wool. You know - things they wear instead of paint.

  • Bert: But I don't understand, Sir. We can't drive sheep down the line. They wouldn't go straight.
  • Rex: Silly! We don't drive sheep, we take their wool, in bales on trucks. It'll be easy.
  • The Small Controller: (Laughs) Very well, Rex. You seem to know all about it, so you shall take the next train.

  • Willie: Crumbs! That's torn it! I must warn Rex.

  • Rex: (happily to himself) I said it was easy! I said it was easy!

  • Rex: Stop! Stop! Stop! (Narrator: He whistled.)
  • The trucks: On! On! On! (Narrator: Urged the stupid trucks.)

  • The passengers: Oooh! Look! There's been an accident!

  • Rex: That accident served me right for being swanky.
  • Bert: No. It wasn't your fault at all.
  • Mike: Sorry we laughed.

  • The Small Controller: I'm proud of you all. Thanks to Rex, the accident did little harm. Bert and Mike worked like heroes, and our customers admire the way we managed. They thought we were a 'toy railway', but now they say we're Really Useful. They've promised us plenty more work when the wool traffic is done.

Enterprising Engines (1968)

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Tenders for Henry

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Super Rescue

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Escape

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Little Western

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Oliver the Western Engine (1969)

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Donald's Duck

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Resource and Sagacity

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Toad Stands By

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Bulgy

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Duke the Lost Engine (1970)

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Granpuff

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Bulldog

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You Can't Win!

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Sleeping Beauty

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Tramway Engines (1972)

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Ghost Train

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Woolly Bear

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Mavis

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Toby's Tightrope

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Really Useful Engines (1983)

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Stop, Thief!

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Mind That Bike

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Fish

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Triple Header

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James and the Diesel Engines (1984)

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Old Stuck-Up

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Crossed Lines

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Fire Engine

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Deep Freeze

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Great Little Engines (1985)

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Patience is a Virtue

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Peter Sam and the Prickly Problem

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Pop Special

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Sir Handel Comes Home

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More About Thomas the Tank Engine (1986)

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Thomas, Percy and the Coal

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The Runaway

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Better Late than Never

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Drip Tank

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Gordon the High Speed Engine (1987)

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High-Speed Gordon

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Smokescreen

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Fire Escape

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Gordon Proves His Point

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Toby, Trucks and Trouble (1988)

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Mavis and the Lorry

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Toby's Seaside Holiday

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Bulstrode

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Toby Takes the Road

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Thomas and the Twins (1989)

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Scrambled Eggs

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What a Picture!

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Trevor Helps Out

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Down the Drain

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Jock the New Engine (1990)

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We Need Another Engine

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Sticking Power

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Jock

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Teamwork

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Thomas and the Great Railway Show (1991)

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Museum Piece

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Not the Ticket

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Trouble on the Line

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Thomas and the Railtour

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Thomas Comes Home (1992)

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Snow Problem

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Washout!

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Toby's Megatrain

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Thomas Comes Home

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Henry and the Express (1993)

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Out of Puff

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Overhaul

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Sliding Scales

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Henry Sees Red

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Wilbert the Forest Engine (1994)

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Percy's Porridge

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Cab Over Wheels

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Foaming at the Funnel

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Wired Up

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Thomas and the Fat Controller's Engines (1995)

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Birdstrike

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Edward and the Cabbages

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Rabbits

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Golden Jubilee

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New Little Engine (1996)

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Speedkiller

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Sir Handel's Plan

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Dirty Water

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I Name This Engine...

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Thomas and Victoria (2007)

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Overloaded

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Avalanche

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Eels on Wheels

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Toby's Vintage Train

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Thomas and his Friends (2011)

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Thomas and the Swan

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Buffer Bashing

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Gordon's Fire Service

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Centenary

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About the books

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  • I started my life-long interest in railways approximately 50 years ago when, one Christmas, I received a first edition of Thomas the Tank Engine in a parcel from Santa Claus. As a book dealer, I very much regret that I do not still own that first edition. My mother gave it away to the local hospital with a load of Eagle annuals and other things, which I also regret I no longer own.

    From a childhood enlivened by the Reverend W Awdry's books, I remember the wonderful character of the Fat Controller. He was a bureaucrat; he was a man with a hat; and he was derided by the people who really ran the railway – who, in those stories, were the engines – for not knowing much about rail engineering. It sounds a little like Railtrack.
    • Lord Greaves, House of Lords Railtrack debate, Hansard, 5 April 2001

See also

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  Television series     Thomas & Friends (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23 and 24)  (1984-2021)
  Feature film     Thomas and the Magic Railroad  (2000)
  Special films     Calling All Engines! (2004) · The Great Discovery  (2007) · Hero of the Rails  (2009) · Misty Island Rescue  (2010) · Day of the Diesels  (2011) · Blue Mountain Mystery  (2012) · King of the Railway  (2013) · Tale of the Brave  (2014) · The Adventure Begins  (2014) · Sodor's Legend of the Lost Treasure  (2015) · The Great Race  (2016) · Journey Beyond Sodor  (2017) · Big World! Big Adventures! (2018)
  Related     The Railway Series  (1945-2011) · Shining Time Station  (1989-1995) · Tugs  (1989) · Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go  (2021-present)