The Replacements (TV series)

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The Replacements is a Disney Channel animated series.

Season 1[edit]

Todd Strikes Out / The Jerky Girls[edit]

(About the Jerky)
Dick Daring: You want me to be your celebrity spokesperson? Ha ha, I'm honored!
C.A.R.': (Clears Throat Loudly)
Dick Daring: Yes?
C.A.R.: Aren't we going to try it first?
Dick Daring: Did I ask for your opinion?
C.A.R.: No. Just like you didn't ask my opinion about your jet-powered pogo stick!
(Shows Hole in Roof)
Dick Daring: Well it can't hurt to taste it first I suppose.

Todd: Wait a second! Riley, did you just con me into buying your dumb jerky? That is so... Impressive! I never thought you had it in you.
Riley: Well, it is for a good cause.
Todd: That you're lying for! How can I help?

Riley: OK, this is not working for me.
Sierra McCool: Ya, neither is your hairstyle!
(Gives jerky to pack of wolves and they start to smell it)
Wolves: We're hungry, not desperate!
(They start to eat from a garbage can)

(About the New Coach)
Riley: (To Todd) Todd, this is terrible! This man is a tyrant. He has to go.
Coach Spike: Riley! You'll be batting first.
Riley: On the other hand, let's not be hasty.


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