The Rescuers Down Under

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The Rescuers Down Under is a 1990 American animated film produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation and first Disney sequel released by Walt Disney Pictures and Buena Vista Distribution on November 16, 1990. The film is the sequel to the 1977 film The Rescuers, which was based on the novels of Margery Sharp.


  • Welcome to... Albatross Air! "A fair fare from here to there." Ha ha, you get it? "A fair fare..." It's a play on... Never mind.
  • Tie your kangaroos down, sports fans! HERE... WE... COME!
  • Throw another shrimp on the barbie, girls, 'cause HERE I COME!
  • whoops. Sorry. Got to have another flight with the wing here. So what are you talking about the kidnapped boy again?
  • [to a group of birds] hey hey! You have to stay or else! Have you have you seen some Mice walking around here? I want you to know the exact order. Two mice and a kangaroo mouse. I just want you to know. (: bird one: we don't actually know.) Of course you have to know! A kidnapped boy and a kidnapped eagle! You birds are too silly. Hopefully we can know what you have to know or what you don't know. So now you must listen! (:. Bird 2 and 3: you're a joke.) I am not a joke! What I want you to know is that I have an emergency! Hey get back here! I just I just- No! You tricked me! I wish I had nippled your wings!
  • why do I need a doctor? My back is totally fine!
  • hey Bernard! I miss ya! I knew you will never dump me in the doctor alone. Hey you're not happy to see me? Huh huh?

  • [last line] HELP!! ANYBODY! Bernard! Bianca! WHERE ARE YOU?! Okay, that's it! I'm outta here! This is ridiculous! You can't leave me here alone! I'm gone! I am gone! [cracking and chirping sounds] Oh no. Stay in those eggs! That's a direct order! Hey... you're kind of a cute little feller. Goochy goochy goochy- [back cracks; screams; groans]

Percival C. McLeach[edit]

  • [to Joanna] Did you take one of my eggs? [Joanna heads nod] Okay. Let's see eagle for boy. [Joanna shakes her head] Open your mouth. [Joanna opens her mouth, McLeach looks inside while Joanna hides the missing egg in her tongue and from McLeach's view] These are NOT Joanna eggs! Let's see. The eagle, or flying eagle, or super eagle. The boy won't give the eagle. [Bernard: Arrest, McLeach at once!]
  • Why don't give the Eagle eggs, I WANT TO STAY FROM MY-- [Bernard: No, McLeach! LEAVE THE BOY ALONE, OR YOU GONNA GET US KILLED!!!] [inspires] The Eagle eggs! That's it? From the boy weakness spot. But I didn't have bird's nest, my Bernard was never waste.
  • I didn't do it anything make it all the way through kills spotted and third grade for nothin'!? [Bernard: You know what? I'll KILL Percival C. McLeach!]
  • [Bernard bites McLeach's finger] OOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! BERNARD! HE BIT ME! THAT HURTS! [Cody: Bernard, you're hero, mice.] Cody, what's wrong with biting for Bernard?! [Jake: You're out of control!]
  • Bad dog! Stand down! No! AHHHHHHH!
  • [to Bianca] You're fired, or I'll kill you! [Cody: Look, that is misunderstanding. I'm not gonna hurt eagle. Wilbur: It was you! YOU'RE KILL YOU, MCLEACH!] He stolen gun and knife!
  • Bernard, what you mean steals gun?
  • JOANNA!!!? YOU HURRY UP AND EAT THOSE EGGS AND GET YOUR TAIL UP HERE! MOVE IT!!! [Bernard: YOU'RE *LIAAAAAAAAAR!!*] Who says you're liar? Listen, Bernard, what's wrong with you, gunfire at the door, and now money's gone.
  • [tearfully, runs away] IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!
  • Oh, that should never heard to this Eagle eggs. [Cody: Eagle? Oh yes, maybe was like to--] Shh! Bernard, you fool!
  • Joanna! [Jake: Let the boy go. Bernard: Leave the boy alone!] Did you know... there was a razorback in my truck? Did ya? [Joanna nods] Did ya?! [Joanna shakes her head nervously] THERE WAS A RAZORBACK IN MY TRUCK! Now you quit playing around and do your job, you four-legged python!? [Bernard: You're Percival C. McLeach is DIE!!!] Who's says die? Bernard, what is wrong with you? The job is gone.
  • [last words to the crocodiles after fending them off] I whooped ya! I whooped y'all! You'll think twice before messin' with Percival C. McLeach! [laughs maniacally, then Joanna waves and looks] Huh, ah! AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Whoa! NO! [look waterfall] NOOOOOOOOOO!! [waterfalls to death]


  • That's enough? It's OVER McLeach, I'm not going to hurt bird.
  • I will you're boy is a good influence Joanna eggs with crocodiles. Honestly. Sing Cody while playing the guitar. [McLeach: What?!]
  • Whoa! Hang on! You know how many cows to zoos, Universal Sony Pictures Home Entertainment Australia, honestly.


  • Jake: Wise fly.


Miss Bianca: [whilst Wilbur drinks from a can of cream soda] We must leave tonight.
Wilbur: [spit takes] Tonight?! [coughs; laughs] Come on. You're kiddin' me, right? [laughs; opens his window] Have ya looked outside? It's suicide out there! [laughs; closes window] Oh, no. Ohhhhhhh, no! I'm afraid your jolly little holiday will have to wait. [laughs] What a bunch of jokers!
Miss Bianca: But you don't understand. A boy needs our help. He's in trouble!
Wilbur: Boy? You mean, "little kid" kinda boy?
Miss Bianca: He was kidnapped!
Wilbur: Kidnapped? Oh! That-that's awful! Lockin' up a little kid... Kids should be free! Free to run wild through the house on Saturday mornings, free to have cookies and milk, and get those little white moustaches, you know, the-- Nobody's gonna take a kid's freedom while I'm around! Nobody ain't! Hear me?!
Bianca: Does that mean you'll take us?
Wilbur: Storm or no storm, Albatross Airlines, [salutes] at your service!

Bianca: Captain, is this a non-stop flight to Australia?
Wilbur: Well, uh, not exactly no. Uh... I can definitely say no. We're gonna have to make connections with a bigger bird. Non-stop? What do I look like, Charles Lindbergh?

Wilbur: [over radio] Mugwump tower! Mugwump tower, this is Albatross 1-3, requesting permission to land, over!
Jake: Albatross? Let's see. [examines size chart of different birds] Finch, wren, scrub-bird, lorikeet, freckled duck, galah, kookaburra, parrot, cockatoo, albatro– Alb-albatross?! It's a jumbo! [to Wilbur] Negative, 1-3! You'll have to turn back! Our runway isn't long enough for a bird your size!
Wilbur: Not long enough?! Look, pal! I can land this thing on a dime!
Bernard: Uh, Wilbur, if the runway isn't long enough--
Wilbur: Listen! You can't let these radar jockeys push you around! Just leave it to me, all right?
Jake: I say again, mate, our runway is too short!
Wilbur: And I say again, "mate", I'm comin' in!
Jake: Crazy Yank!

Jake: So, um, which way are we taking, uh, Suicide Trail through Nightmare Canyon, or the shortcut at Satan's Ridge?
Bernard: Suicide Trail?
Jake: Good choice! More snakes, less quicksand. Then once you cross Bloodworm Creek, you're scot free, that is until, um... Dead Dingo Pass.

McLeach: Well, Joanna, what did we get today? A dingo, a fat old razorback, or a nice big... boy? [McLeach frowns, turns to look at Joanna and suddenly viciously kicks her] JOANNA, YOU BEEN DIGGING HOLES OUT HERE AGAIN?! HUH?! Darn lizard's always trying to bury squirrels out here.
Cody: Uh-uh. It's a trap, and poaching's against the law.
McLeach: Trap? Where'd you get an idea like that, boy? I think you've been down in that hole too long. [points gun barrel directly at Cody's chest] Well, come on, grab a hold. [Cody gulps and grabs the gun, and McLeach pulls him out of the hole] We'll just get you outta this old lizard-hole, then you can just run on home.
[Joanna notices the mouse in Cody's backpack and snarls]
Cody: This is a poacher's trap, and you're a poacher! [Joanna attacks. McLeach screams while he falls into his own pit, his gun going off in the process] Let go! Hey, get off me!
McLeach: [climbing out] I'm gonna kill her...I'm gonna kill that dumb, slimy, egg-suckin' salamander!
Cody: Cut it out, get off of me!
[McLeach angrily aims his gun at Joanna, until he notices Marahute's feather sticking out of the backpack]
McLeach: Hmmmm... Good girl Joanna. Say, where'd you get this pretty feather, boy?
Cody: It was a present.
McLeach: Oh, that's real nice. Who gave it to you?
Cody: It's a...secret.
McLeach: That's no secret, boy. You see, I already got the father. [performs a throat-slitting gesture with a battered eagle feather] Hah, hah, hah! Now you just tell me where mama and those little eggs are.
Cody: [retreats] No!
McLeach: Joanna, sic 'em! [Joanna chases Cody to the edge of Crocodile Falls and McLeach stamps on Cody's hand, stopping him from using his knife] You're coming with me, boy.
Cody: My Mom'll call the Rangers!
McLeach: [mockingly] Oh no! Not the Rangers, what'll I do? What'll I do?! Don't let your mom call the Rangers, please! [Joanna laughs; McLeach flings Cody's backpack into the water, where the crocodiles attack it] "My poor baby boy got eaten by the crocodiles, boo-hoo-hoo!" [chuckles, as he grabs Cody] Let's go, boy!
Cody: [gets locked in the cage on McLeach's truck] Help! Help!

Cody: [Locked in McLeach's truck, throwing traps around] Let me out of here! Let me go! You can't do this! Help! HELP! HEEEEEELP!!!
McLeach: [over the speaker] Breaker, breaker, little mate! I forgot to tell 'ya, round here, you need to be QUIET! Or the Rangers might hear. Now sit down and relax and enjoy the view. Nothing but abandoned opal mines, far as the eye can see! And dead ahead, is home sweet home.

McLeach: Well, Joanna, it looks like lady luck has finally decided to smile on us. Everything's going our way to these waltz. [laughs to himself]
Cody: [screaming] You can't do this! You're gonna get in big trouble! I'll tell the Rangers where you are! [Joanna opened the window to Cody]
McLeach: [groans] Oops! I almost forgot...we got a loose end tie up, haven't we girl?
Cody: Don't worry I'm not going hurt bird. Just a golden hawk.
Bernard: McLeach, you're never tell you! NEVER!
Joanna: Me either.
Cody: Shh! I'll call mom.
Jake: Yeah!
Cody: [singsong] Oh doggies!
McLeach: [dog growls and barking] What the... Dogs?! [Dog bites his legs] OUCH! OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!!
Red Kangaroo: That's good is should honest for Cody anyone you're bird's alive, golden eagle hero.
McLeach: [exclaiming] You biting my legs! [runs away and screams]
Bernard: Cody, I was wondering to fourth grade, you tell my that.

Doctor: Forceps!
Nurse Mouse: Forceps!
Wilbur: Oh no... What now?
Doctor: Spinal streculator!
Wilbur: Ohh! That's gonna hurt!
Doctor: Artery router!
Wilbur: Mother!
Doctor: This is rusted tight. I wouldn't dream of using such a tool. Bring me the epidermal tissue disruptor!
[The nurses rev up a chainsaw]

[Cody is tied up in front of a map, while McLeach is across the room sharpening several knives]
McLeach: Let's see if we can't refresh that rusty old memory of yours. Is she on Satan's Ridge?! [throws knife which embeds in map on "Satan's Ridge" and very close to Cody] Or Nightmare Canyon?! [throws another knife] What do you think, Joanna? [Joanna breaks a cracker in half] Yeah, that's it. Right smack dab in the middle of Croc Falls! [knife embeds into "Croc Falls" and very close to Cody's head] Am I gettin' warm?
Cody: I told you I don't remember!
McLeach: [walks toward Cody with a knife] Don't you realize a bird that size is worth a fortune?! [stabs knife into map next to Cody and gets nose to nose with him] I'll split the money with ya–50-50. You've got no better offer than that, boy!
Cody: You won't have any money after the Rangers get through with you!
McLeach: [growls] Grrr...

Cody: There must be a way out of here.
Krebbs: Oh, there's a way out, all right.
Red and Frank: There is?
Krebbs: [to Red] Absolutely! You'll go as a wallet, [to platypus] you'll go as a belt, and our dear Frank...
Frank: No, no, no! I don't want to hear it!
Krebbs: Frank will go as...
Frank: I can't hear you! [covers ears while singing nonsense; stops to see if Krebbs is done]
Krebbs: A purse.
Frank: [shrieks hysterically]
Krebbs: Oh, a lovely lady's purse!
Frank: I DON'T WANNA GO AS A PURSE! Please, please don't let him do it!

Krebbs: Oh, there he goes again...
Red: Take it easy, mate. You don't wanna hurt yourself again.

Bianca: Now, now, Cody. We mustn't lose hope. Bernard is still out there.
Jake: That's right! If anyone can get us out of this, it's old Berno! [under his breath] Nice bluff, Miss B.
Bianca: I wasn't bluffing. You don't know Bernard like I do. He'll never give up.

Bianca: Oh, Bernard, you were magnificent! You're absolutely the hero of the day!
Bernard: Miss Bianca, before anything else happens... [drops to one knee and pulls out the ring] Will you marry me?
Bianca: Bernard... Of course I will!
Jake: [thumbs up] Well done, mate.

Countries Release date[edit]

  • Togo - December 25, 1990
  • Egypt - May 16, 1991
  • Turkey - August 31, 1991
  • United Arab Emirates - November 22, 1991
  • Madagascar - November 17, 1995
  • United States - March 7, 2003 (10th Anniversary Edition THX-Certified)
  • Thailand - April 4, 2012

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