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The Rescuers Down Under

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The Rescuers Down Under is a 1990 American animated film produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation and first Disney sequel released by Walt Disney Pictures and Buena Vista Distribution on November 16, 1990. The film is the sequel to the 1977 film The Rescuers, which was based on the novels of Margery Sharp.

Directed by Mike Gabriel. Written by Karey Kirkpatrick, Joe Ranft, and based on the novels of Margery Sharp.

Bernard

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  • Now listen! [Bernard points to the eggs] There's some chicks right here that need your help.
  • Now look, I've got a long way to go, you're going to take me there, and you're not going to give me any trouble about it, right?

Miss Bianca

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  • Coming Soon!

Jake

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  • Way to go, mate!
  • Well done, mate!
  • I've been looking all over for you. Now look, I've got a long way to go, you're going to take me there, and you're not going to give me any trouble about it, right?

Red

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  • Coming Soon!

Nurse Mouse

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  • Coming Soon!

Frank

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  • Look at me, I'm free.

Wilbur

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  • Welcome to... Albatross Air! "A fair fare from here to there." Ha ha, you get it? "A fair fare..." It's a play on... Never mind.
  • Tie your kangaroos down, sports fans! HERE... WE... COME!
  • Throw another shrimp on the barbie, girls, 'cause HERE I COME!
  • [last line] HELP! ANYBODY! Bernard! Bianca! WHERE ARE YOU?! Okay, that's it! I'm outta here! This is ridiculous! You can't leave me here alone! I'm gone! I am gone! [cracking and chirping sounds] Oh no. Stay in those eggs! That's a direct order! Hey... you're kind of a cute little feller. Goochy goochy goochy- [back cracks; screams; groans]

Percival C. McLeach

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  • [sees a radar who caught Cody] [laughs] GOT ONE!
  • [to Joanna] Did you take one of my eggs? [Joanna shakes her head] Open your mouth. [Joanna opens her mouth, McLeach looks inside while Joanna hides the missing egg in her tongue and from McLeach's view] These are NOT Joanna eggs!?
  • I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothin'! [Jake: Alright, (points McLeach's face) look mister!]
  • I'm gonna kill her... I'M GONNA KILL THAT DUMB SLIMY EGG-SUCKING SALAMANDER!
  • JOANNA! YOU HURRY UP AND EAT THOSE EGGS AND GET YOUR TAIL UP HERE! MOVE IT!
  • Joanna! Did you know... there was a razorback in my truck? Did ya? [Joanna nods] Did ya?! [Joanna shakes her head nervously] THERE WAS A RAZORBACK IN MY TRUCK?! Now you quit playing around and do your job, you four-legged python!? [McLeach inside the cab and none keys] Hey, what happened to them keys?! [Jake: No!] They must around here somewhere couldn't just give walk away. Something weirdos going on around here I smell big fat rat! [Jake: Never!]
  • [last words to the crocodiles after fending them off] I whooped ya! I whooped y'all! You'll think twice before messin' with Percival C. McLeach! [laughs maniacally, then Joanna waves goodbye to him, before he turns around and looks back and sees the sight of the waterfall] Huh? [gasps, screams in terror, then tries to swim away until he plummets off] Whoa! [struggles to swim backward, but fails, and yells in pain, and nearly falls down the waterfall] NO! [attempts to swim his way backward until he plunges over the waterfall] NOOOOOOOOOO! [tumbles helplessly to his death as his scream echoes around]

Dialogue

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[first lines]
[The camera slowly zooms through a variety of insects and rocks. We follow a small yellow bug climb up a blade of grass. As it spreads its wings to fly, we are whisked along the Australian outback and prairie by Ayers rock and eventually slow down as we approach Cody's house. Inside Cody's room. The camera pans around to show Cody sleeping in his hammock. The sound of Faloo's call is heard. Cody hears it, jumps out of bed, and runs to the window. He puts on his shirt and grabs his knife. Cody sneaks past his mother who is in the kitchen listening to the radio.]
Radio Announcer: Thundershowers are expected in the Crocodile Falls area and some of the surrounding gullies so take out your...
[Outside Cody's house. Cody leaves the house, and closes the door behind him, but not quietly.]
Cody's Mom: [from inside upon hearing the door] Cody!
Cody: [whincing] Yeah, Mom?
Cody's Mom: What about your breakfast?
Cody: I've got some sandwiches in my pack.
Cody's Mom: Well be home for supper.
Cody: [hopping the gate] No worries mom.
[Cody runs toward the forest; Faloo's call is heard in the background. He runs past some rock formations and enters the woods. Birds follow him; and squawk at him.]
Cody: [to the birds] I know, I'm coming. [Cody jumps over a hollow log] Hustle up Nelson, Faloo's sounding the call! [Cody slides through a log, picks up a stick, and beats on the roof of the wombats home.] C'mon little wombats, hurry!
[Cody continues to run through the forest with all of the animals following him. Cody arrives at the tree where Faloo has been sounding the call.] [to Faloo] Who's caught this time?
Faloo: You don't know her, Cody, her name is Marahute, the great golden eagle.
Cody: Where is she?
Faloo: She's caught, high on a cliff in a poacher's trap. You're the only one who can reach her.
Cody: I'll get her loose.
Faloo: Right-oh, hop on, no time to lose. [Cody hops onto Faloo and they travel through the forest and along a stream/river; more scenes of animals and the forest. They arrive at the cliff.] [pointing up towards the cliff] She's up on top of that ridge. Be careful little friend.
[scene: various "time lapse" views of Cody climbing up the cliff. Cody reaches the top and sees the eagle.]
Cody: Marahute! [Cody looks at the eagle; he approaches her slowly; she hears him and wakes up; Marahute screeches and struggles to get free; reassuring.] Calm down, calm down. I'm not gonna hurt you. [Cody strokes Marahute on the head] That's a girl. Stay still... it's o.k. [Cody gets out his knife; Marahute sees the glint of the knife and begins to struggle and scream] No wait! I'm here to help you... easy!... easy! [Cody cuts two ropes. Cody cuts the last rope to free Marahute.] You're free!! [As Marahute spreads her wings to fly, she knocks Cody off the cliff.] Aaaiigh! [Cody falls; Marahute dives down to catch him; she catches him just before he hits the ground; they begin to fly around; the animals see Cody on Marahute and stand in awe; Marahute files over several rock formations; the fly up above the clouds; Cody looks at his reflection in Marahute's eye.] Higher! [They fly even higher above the clouds; Marahute throws Cody and catches him; Cody is now held in Marahute's talons.] Woah! [Cody mocks an eagle screech; he laughs as Marahute tickles him; they cruise above the clouds which eventually open up to show the ground; Marahute nose dives towards the ground and a stream; she holds Cody just high enough above the water so that he is water skiing; they approach a flock of birds; Marahute lets Cody go and he skims through the birds, scattering them; Marahute grabs Cody just before he falls in and then put Cody right in front of her, on her beak pushing him from behind; they go over the edge of a waterfall; Marahute catches Cody again; this time he rides by standing on her back; they arrive at Marahute's nest] Wow! [Cody and Marahute look at each other; Cody falls over as he attempts to look at Marahute upside down. Marahute moves some grass and feathers to show Cody her eggs] You're a mom! [Cody puts his ear to the eggs] They're very warm. Are they gonna hatch soon? [Marahute ruffles her neck feathers in an affectionate manner; she sits on the eggs and then looks out "over her domain".] Where's the daddy eagle? [Marahute drops her head] Oh... my dad's gone too.
[Cody give Marahute an affectionate stroke; as they fix the covering on the eggs, the wind picks up and blows a feather in Cody's face; he looks at it, plays with it, and puts it back. Marahute picks it up and gives it to Cody and he gives her a hug.]
[Marahute and Cody are now on the ground; Marahute takes off and Cody runs around making flying noises A wanted poster of McLeach is posted on a tree; A mouse is tied up with a bell attached to it that rings as it struggles; Cody hears the bell and goes over to the mouse.]
Cody: Heh heh... hey little fella, what happened to you?
Baitmouse: [panicking] Oh no! No, no, no, no!! Get away, get away! It's a trap, it's a trap. Be careful, NO!
Cody: [as the mouse is speaking] Don't worry, I'll get you loose. Woah! [Cody falls into the trap. He looks up to see a blinking light and the alarm.]
McLeach: [laughs] Got one!!
Baitmouse: [from the top of the hole] Are you alright?
Cody: [rubbing his head] Yeah, I think so.
Baitmouse: Okey-dokey. [he runs off]
Cody: Wait! Hey! Come back!
[Cody tries to climb out; he gets halfway up, grabs a tree root; it breaks and he falls; the Baitmouse begins to lower a vine down to help Cody]
Baitmouse: Here you go, grab on.
Cody: That's great, just a little more, a little further... there! I got it.
[a rumble is heard and the ground begins to shake.]
Baitmouse: Uh-oh.
[View of McLeach's vehicle trampling through the forest disturbing everything]
Baitmouse: Yipe! [The vine is severed as McLeach's truck comes to a screeching halt; Cody falls; the truck opens; Joanna leans over pit and growls; Cody yells]
McLeach: Well, Joanna, what did we get today? A dingo, a fat old razorback, or a nice big... boy? [McLeach frowns, turns to look at Joanna and suddenly viciously kicks her] JOANNA, YOU BEEN DIGGING HOLES OUT HERE AGAIN?! Darn lizard's always trying to bury squirrels out here.
Cody: Uh-uh. It's a trap, and poaching's against the law.
McLeach: Trap? Where'd you get an idea like that, boy? I think you've been down in that hole too long. [points gun barrel directly at Cody's chest] Well, come on, grab a hold. [Cody gulps and grabs the gun, and McLeach pulls him out of the hole] We'll just get you outta this old lizard-hole, then you can just run on home.
[Joanna notices the mouse in Cody's backpack and snarls]
Cody: This is a poacher's trap, and you're a poacher! [Joanna sees this and attacks. McLeach screams while he falls into his own pit, his gun going off in the process] Let go! Hey, get off me!
McLeach: [climbing out] I'm gonna kill her... I'M GONNA KILL THAT DUMB SLIMY EGG-SUCKING SALAMANDER!
Cody: Cut it out, get off of me!
[McLeach angrily aims his gun at Joanna, until he notices Marahute's feather sticking out of the backpack]
McLeach: Hmmmm... Good girl Joanna. Say, where'd you get this pretty feather, boy?
Cody: It was a present.
McLeach: Oh, that's real nice. Who gave it to you?
Cody: It's a...secret.
McLeach: That's no secret, boy. You see, I already got the father. [performs a throat-slitting gesture with a battered eagle feather] Hah, hah, hah! Now you just tell me where mama and those little eggs are.
Cody: [retreats] No!
McLeach: Joanna, sic 'em! [Joanna chases Cody to the edge of Crocodile Falls and McLeach stamps on Cody's hand, stopping him from using his knife] You're coming with me, boy.
Cody: My Mom'll call the Rangers!
McLeach: [mockingly] Oh no! Not the Rangers, what'll I do? What'll I do?! Don't let your mom call the Rangers, please! [Joanna laughs; McLeach flings Cody's backpack into the water, where the crocodiles attack it] "My poor baby boy got eaten by the crocodiles, boo-hoo-hoo!" [chuckles, as he grabs Cody] Let's go, boy!
Cody: [gets locked in the cage on McLeach's truck] Help! Help!
Miss Bianca: [whilst Wilbur drinks from a can of cream soda] We must leave tonight.
Wilbur: [spit takes] Tonight?! [coughs; laughs] Come on. You're kiddin' me, right? [laughs; opens his window] Have ya looked outside? It's suicide out there! [laughs; closes window] Oh, no. Ohhhhhhh, no! I'm afraid your jolly little holiday will have to wait. [laughs] What a bunch of jokers!
Miss Bianca: But you don't understand. A boy needs our help. He's in trouble!
Wilbur: Boy? You mean, "little kid" kinda boy?
Miss Bianca: He was kidnapped!
Wilbur: Kidnapped? Oh! That-that's awful! Lockin' up a little kid... Kids should be free! Free to run wild through the house on Saturday mornings, free to have cookies and milk, and get those little white moustaches, you know, the- Nobody's gonna take a kid's freedom while I'm around! Nobody ain't! Hear me?!
Bianca: Does that mean you'll take us?
Wilbur: Storm or no storm, Albatross Airlines, [salutes] at your service!
Bianca: Captain, is this a non-stop flight to Australia?
Wilbur: Well, uh, not exactly no. Uh... I can definitely say no. We're gonna have to make connections with a bigger bird. Non-stop? What do I look like, Charles Lindbergh?
Cody: [Locked in McLeach's truck, throwing traps around] Let me out of here! Let me go! You can't do this! Help! HELP! HELP!
McLeach: [over the speaker] Breaker, breaker, little mate! I forgot to tell 'ya, round here, you need to be QUIET! Or the Rangers might hear. Now sit down and relax and enjoy the view. Nothing but abandoned opal mines, far as the eye can see! And dead ahead, is home sweet home.
Wilbur: [over radio] Mugwump tower! Mugwump tower, this is Albatross 1-3, requesting permission to land, over!
Jake: Albatross? Let's see. [examines size chart of different birds] Finch, wren, scrub-bird, lorikeet, freckled duck, galah, kookaburra, parrot, cockatoo, albatro– Alb-albatross?! It's a jumbo! [to Wilbur] Negative, 1-3! You'll have to turn back! Our runway isn't long enough for a bird your size!
Wilbur: Not long enough?! Look, pal! I can land this thing on a dime!
Bernard: Uh, Wilbur, if the runway isn't long enough-
Wilbur: Listen! You can't let these radar jockeys push you around! Just leave it to me, all right?
Jake: I say again, mate, our runway is too short!
Wilbur: And I say again, "mate", I'm comin' in!
Jake: Crazy Yank!
Bernard: Now we just.... gotta figure out how to get there.
Jake: So, ah... you and your umm... husband here on a little outback excursion?
Bianca: Oh no, no, we're not married.
Bernard: In fact we're, we're here on a, a top ah.. secret mission. Very... very.. hush, hush.
Jake: Oh! Gotta rescue that kid McLeach nabbed eh?
Bianca: Why that's right! How did you know?
Jake: [he bumps Bernard out of the way; whispering to Bianca] You'll find it's tough to keep secrets in the outback miss. So, um, which way are we taking, uh, Suicide Trail through Nightmare Canyon, or the shortcut at Satan's Ridge?
Bernard: Suicide Trail?
Jake: Good choice! More snakes, less quicksand. Then once you cross Bloodworm Creek, you're scot free, that is until, um... Dead Dingo Pass.
Bernard: [puzzled] Wait, wait, wait a minute, I don't.... I don't see any, any of that, that stuff on the map.
Jake: A map's no good in the outback! [folding up the map] What you really need is someone, [schmoozing to Bianca) someone who KNOWS the territory.
Bianca: Oh Mister Jake, will you guide us?
Jake: At your service! (he bows and shoves the map behind him into Bernard's gut.) Here better take my arm miss it's gonna be a treacherous hike. [beginning to tell a story] I remember the time Miss B. it was just me and four hundred of these big giant.....
Bernard: Doesn't even know how to fold a map....
[the rangers are at Crocodile Falls searching the water; then we see Bernard, Miss Bianca and Jake on a wombat in a tree getting ready to jump.]
Jake: This is how we get around in the outback Miss B. The only way to travel, eh Berno?
Bernard: Ah yeah, yeah, it's just a little, a little ah.. bumpy back here.
[Bernard is bobbing along on the tail; the wombat climbs to the top of the tree and jumps.]
Jake: Cinch up your seatbelts mates, we're comin' in for a landing. [the flying squirrel lands on a small bush; Jake and Miss Bianca get off the wombat; however the bush isn't exactly stable yet...]
Bernard: Hold it, not, not yet!! [Bernard gets launched into a patch of briars.]
[Cody is tied up in front of a map, while McLeach is across the room sharpening several knives]
McLeach: Let's see if we can't refresh that rusty old memory of yours. Is she on Satan's Ridge?! [throws knife which embeds in map on "Satan's Ridge" and very close to Cody] Or Nightmare Canyon?! [throws another knife] What do you think, Joanna? [Joanna breaks a cracker in half] Yeah, that's it. Right smack dab in the middle of Croc Falls! [knife embeds into "Croc Falls" and very close to Cody's head] Am I gettin' warm?
Cody: I told you I don't remember!
McLeach: [walks toward Cody with a knife] Don't you realize a bird that size is worth a fortune?! [stabs knife into map next to Cody and gets nose to nose with him] I'll split the money with ya–50-50. You've got no better offer than that, boy!
Cody: You won't have any money after the Rangers get through with you!
McLeach: [growls] Grrr...
Bernard: Jake's been gone... ow.... been gone a long time... maybe I should go, oh! Maybe I should go look for him.
Bianca: Oh don't you worry about Jake, he can handle himself.
Bernard: Yeah, I... I noticed.
Bianca: I am just sure he'll be back in no time.
[Bernard reaches into his pocket and pulls out the ring to make sure it's still there.]
Bernard: You know... now that we're alone, (nervous) there's... there's something that I've, I've been wanting to uh... to.. to ask you.
Bianca: Yes? What is it?
Bernard: [he walks over to Bianca] Well, it's uh.... it's like this... Miss Bianca I.... [he gets down on one knee] I would be... [he takes her hand] most honored... if.. if...
Jake: LOOK OUT!!! [Jake bursts through the two of them; Bianca screams] No mice for you Twister not today!! [Jake proceeds to lasso the mouth of Twister the snake.] There!
Bernard: Miss Bianca!
Jake: [assertively] I've been looking all over for you. Now look... we got a long way to go, and you're gonna take us there, and you're not gonna give us any trouble about it. Right? [Snake shakes his head no; Jake and Miss Bianca get on Twister.] They're perfectly harmless once you look 'em in the eye and let em' who's boss. Ain't that right mate? (smacks the snake.) Now git.
Bianca: It's alright Bernard, Jake has everything under control.
Bernard: [disappointed and sarcastic] Yeah, I noticed.
Jake: [going into a story again] You know Miss Bianca, truth be told, I used to be quite a dingo wrestler. Yeah, there was this one time, it was just me and [his voice begins to trail off] 300 of these ferocious mouse-eating dingo's right... had me surrounded.... decided to ....
[Bernard, who is riding the end of the snake, get out the ring, dumps out the water, and sighs.]
Cody: There must be a way out of here.
Krebbs: Oh, there's a way out, all right.
Red and Frank: There is?
Krebbs: [to Red] Absolutely! You'll go as a wallet, [to platypus] you'll go as a belt, and our dear Frank...
Frank: No, no, no! I don't want to hear it!
Krebbs: Frank will go as...
Frank: I can't hear you! [covers ears while singing nonsense; stops to see if Krebbs is done]
Krebbs: A purse.
Frank: [shrieks hysterically]
Krebbs: Oh, a lovely lady's purse!
Frank: I DON'T WANNA GO AS A PURSE! Please, please don't let him do it!
Krebbs: Oh, there he goes again...
Red: Take it easy, mate. You don't wanna hurt yourself again.
Doctor: Forceps!
Nurse Mouse: Forceps!
Wilbur: Oh no... What now?
Doctor: Spinal streculator!
Wilbur: Ohh! That's gonna hurt!
Doctor: Artery router!
Wilbur: Mother!
Doctor: This is rusted tight. I wouldn't dream of using such a tool. Bring me the epidermal tissue disruptor!
Wilbur: THE EPIDERMAL WHAT?!
[The nurses rev up a chainsaw]
[Cody runs to the edge, stops, looks down, and begins to climb down.]
Jake: He's going down the cliff! C'mon, we gotta warn him!
[Cody arrives at the nest; sees the eggs; checks them out; he covers them up, and places one of the golden feathers on them.]
Bianca: Cody!
Cody: Huh? Who are you?
Bianca: Oh, there is no time to explain, you're in GREAT danger.
Cody: [Marahute's screech is heard at a distance] Marahute?! It can't be!
Bianca: Oh Cody, Cody wait!!
Cody: [sees Marahute] She's alive!!
Bianca: Cody, please!! You MUST listen!!
Bernard: That's right, Mc.. McLeach is on the cliff.
Cody: [looks up and sees McLeach's truck, begins to yell and plead] Marahute, NO!!! Turn back!! Turn back!! Stay away!! It's a trap!!
[McLeach launches the trap; Marahute is caught in it.]
McLeach: I got her!!! I got her!!! Did you see that? [laughs] Perfect shot!! Per-fect shot! She's mine!! [laughs] All mine!!!!
Cody: NO!!!
[Cody jumps for the trap/bundle as it is hoisted up; Jake lassos Cody's foot.]
Jake: Hold tight you two, we're going for a ride!
[Bernard misses the rope]
Bernard: Bianca!!
Bianca: Bernard!
[Cody begins to cut the ropes on the trap.]
McLeach: [grumbles] ...Meddlin' brat. Gonna get rid of him for good.
[McLeach tries to shake Cody off.]
Cody: Help I'm slipping!
Bianca: Cody, don't move!!
[Jake throws a rope and lassos Cody's foot.]
McLeach: [hoists the whole group up and drops them into his cage; laughs; whispering] There she is Joanna.... just look at her.... look at the size of her... the RAREST bird in the world. That bird's gonna make me rich... [chuckles] FILTHY rich. [laughs; announcing] I got what I want. Now, what does Joanna want? Does she wanna make sure that bird... STAYS rare? [egging her on] How about some great, big, triple A, jumbo, eagle eggs!!! Eh?! You want 'em?! Eh?! You want 'em? Go get 'em girl!!
Cody: NO!! Please!!
[Joanna runs for the cliff, sees how far down it is and balks in fear.]
McLeach: [mocking] Why, whatever is the matter Joanna? [She points down; McLeach kicks her over the edge.] Git!!
[Joanna goes down to eat the eggs; she searches the nest for them; finds the eggs; takes a bite of one; it is rock hard; she tries another with the same result; she drops one egg on the other which lands on her tail and she shrieks in pain]
[screaming from on top of cliff) JOANNA!! You hurry up and eat those eggs and get your tail up here! MOVE IT!!
[Joanna moves the "eggs" to the edge; knocks them over the cliff with her tail; she yanks on the rope for McLeach to bring he up; as she does, another rock falls that looks like an egg; Bernard comes out of hiding.]
Bernard: [to the eggs] O.k. you guys, she fell for it. Looks like the coast is clear.
Wilbur: [flying in to Marahute's nest] Girls? Girls, I'm here! [laughs] Where are you, you little chickees you? [laugh]
Bernard: [puzzled at first] Wilbur? [louder] Wilbur!
Wilbur: (screams and falls off the edge) Don't EVER do that to me again! Oh... boy... I lost a lot of feathers on that one.
Bernard: Wilbur am I glad to see you! Give me a hand with these eggs will ya? [rolling the eggs out of hiding.]
Wilbur: Yeah, sure. Wait a minute.... what the heck are you doing up here anyway?
Bernard: The kidnapper took the boy and Jake.... Miss Bianca.
Wilbur: Miss Bianca?? Miss Bianca's in trouble?!? Woah! Geez! That's terrible! We gotta do something! (chastising) Bernard, I'm disappointed in you. Hidin' under a nest while Miss Bianca needs our help. I gotta talk to you mister...
Bernard: Wilbur...
Wilbur: [fumbling] You should start searchin' the desert for her, and I'll scan the coastline!
Bernard: Wilbur...
Wilbur: That's what I'll do.... I'll ask the chicks on the beach.
Bernard: Wilbur!
Wilbur: Huh? What?!
Bernard: Now listen! [Bernard points to the eggs] There's some chicks right here that need your help.
Wilbur: Really? [Bernard sits on an egg, and pats it.] Oh no.... wait a minute... hold it.... I know what you're thinkin' and you're wrong. Don't even.... no... [Bernard gives him a stare] don't look at me like that! You're gettin' no from me! You understand? No! I will not.. EVER sit on those eggs! [scene changes to Wilbur sitting on the eggs] Aww... nuts! [sigh]... [to himself] Gotta learn to be more assertive. No is no is NO. [to the eggs] Hey, guys, quit movin' in there!
McLeach: Well, Joanna, it looks like Lady Luck has finally decided to smile on us. Everything's going our way. [laughs to himself]
Cody: [screaming] You can't do this! You're gonna get in big trouble! I'll tell the Rangers where you are!
[Joanna opened the window to Cody]
McLeach: [groan] I almost forgot...we got a loose end tie up, haven't we girl?
Bianca: Now, now, Cody. We mustn't lose hope. Bernard is still out there.
Jake: That's right! If anyone can get us out of this, it's old Berno! [under his breath] Nice bluff, Miss B.
Bianca: I wasn't bluffing. You don't know Bernard like I do. He'll never give up.
[Bernard is seen running along the trail of McLeach's truck; after turning a "corner" he realizes just how far he has to go; he sighs in disbelief.]
Bernard: Oh my gosh!
[He hears a sound; there is a razorback right next to him sleeping; Bernard looks scared at first; thinks; gets an idea; builds up courage; and goes for it.]
Bernard: Ahem... ahem.... [the razorback wakes up and grunts at him] Uh... excuse me... [assertively] [Bernard roughs up the razorback by the snout] Now, look, I've got a long way to go, you're going to take me there, and you're not going to give me any trouble about it, right? [the razorback whimpers and shakes his head no.] Good. [Bernard climbs up the razorback] Now git. [They take off down the trail.]
McLeach: [Cody has been tied up to a hoist and hook] Are ya ready, boy? It's time you learned how to fish for crocs! [laughs] They like it when you use live bait... and you're as live as they come. [laughs and sings as he adjusts a light onto Cody so that the crocodiles can see him] Oh... you get a line, and I'll get a pole, matey.... / You get a line, I'll get a pole, friend.... / Oh, you get a line, I'll get a pole, we'll go fishin' at the Crocodile Hole, buddy, pal o' mine.... [to the crocs] That's right babies, suppertime! [continues to sing as Cody is lowered to the water.]
Jake: It don't look good, Miss B. I can't see any way out of this one.
Bianca: [to the air] Oh, Bernard, please hurry!
McLeach: [laughing; singing] Now, this is MY idea of FUN. [begins to play with the hoist controls; dunks Cody in the water and pulls him out.] Nothing personal, boy, but I wouldn't want to disappoint the Rangers. They were looking so hard for ya, and now... they're gonna find ya! [drops Cody once more, but before Cody hits the water, the power goes out.] What the blazes going on here? [McLeach looks down over truck; sees a razorback running out of the truck cab.] Joanna! Did you know... there was a razorback in my truck? Did ya? [Joanna nods] Did ya?! [Joanna shakes her head nervously] THERE WAS A RAZORBACK IN MY TRUCK?! Now you quit playing around and do your job, you four-legged python!? [McLeach inside the cab and none keys] Hey, what happened to them keys?! They must around here somewhere, they couldn't just give walk away. Something weird is going on around here, I smell a big fat rat!
[Cody is still hanging just above the water; the crocodiles jump for him; Bernard jumps out of the truck cab with the keys; he tiptoes underneath the truck; Joanna follows him and then chases him.]
Bianca: Look, it's Bernard!
Jake: I don't believe it! Way to go, mate!
Bernard: Miss Bianca, Jake, catch!! [He throws the keys up to them; Joanna chases after him] Woah!
McLeach: Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat. [getting out his gun; laughs]
[Jake and Bianca work the keys up the cage; Joanna continues to chase Bernard; Bernard tricks Joanna into biting her tail; he hides in a log; Bianca and Jake continue to work the keys up the cage; a gunshot is heard; Marahute screeches.)
McLeach: Blasted!!
Bernard: Oh my gosh! I hope I know what I'm doing! [another shot goes off; this time, it hits the rope and severs it most of the way; Bernard kicks Joanna; runs for McLeach.] Thhpppt. [Bernard runs up McLeach just as he takes aim again; Joanna follows and tackles McLeach.]
McLeach: Hey, get off me!! Joanna! What are ya...? [Bernard pushes McLeach over with one finger; screams and falls into the water] Joanna! Joanna!! You stupid rodent! Get off me! You idiot! Get off of me! No! No! [begins to beat away crocodiles with his gun. The rope breaks and Cody falls into the water.]
Bianca: Bernard, the boy!!
[Bernard dives into the water to get Cody; they both surface.]
Cody: Help!! Help!!
[Bernard swims for shore; he ties Cody's rope around a tree limb.]
McLeach: [last words to the crocodiles after fending them off] I whooped ya! I whooped y'all! You'll think twice before messin' with Percival C. McLeach! [laughs maniacally, then Joanna waves goodbye to him, before he turns around and looks back and sees the sight of the waterfall] Huh? [gasps, screams in terror, then tries to swim away until he plummets off] Whoa! [struggles to swim backward, but fails, and yells in pain, and nearly falls down the waterfall] NO! [attempts to swim his way backward until he plunges over the waterfall] NOOOOOOOOOO! [tumbles helplessly to his death as his scream echoes around]
Bernard: Don't give up Cody!!
Jake: There! [the tree limb breaks; Bernard and Cody continue down the river; Jake opens the lock on their cage; Marahute takes off with Jake and Bianca.] Hop on, Miss B.!! [they fly towards Cody]
Cody: Help! Help! [Cody goes over the waterfall with Bernard; everyone disappears into the mist of the waterfall; a few seconds later, we see all four on Marahute flying away triumphantly into the sky and clouds.]
[last lines]
Cody: It's okay. Come on... Thanks, little mate.
Bianca: Oh, Bernard, you were magnificent! You're absolutely the hero of the day!
Bernard: Miss Bianca, before anything else happens... [drops to one knee and pulls out the ring] Will you marry me?
Bianca: Bernard... Of course I will!
Jake: [thumbs up] Well done, mate.
Cody: Come on, Marahute, let's all go home.
Wilbur: HELP! ANYBODY! Bernard! Bianca! WHERE ARE YOU?! Okay, that's it! I'm outta here! This is ridiculous! You can't leave me here alone! I'm gone! I am gone! [cracking and chirping sounds] Oh no. Stay in those eggs! That's a direct order! Hey... you're kind of a cute little feller. Goochy goochy goochy- [back cracks; screams; groans]

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