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The Return of Jafar

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The Return of Jafar is an American-Arabic direct-to-video sequel to the Disney hit Aladdin. It was released in 1994.

Iago

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  • Hey, Jafar! SHUT UP!!!!
  • [from DVD menu, after pressing "Scene Selection"] Sounds like fun to me!
  • [from DVD menu, after pressing "Scene Selection"] You're the boss! Here we go!
  • [from DVD menu, after pressing "Set Up"] Good choice! Here we go!
  • [from DVD menu, after pressing "Set Up"] Decisive! I like that!

Jafar

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  • [from DVD menu, after pressing "Play Movie"] If that's what you want then by all means, let's get to it.
  • [from DVD menu, after pressing "Play Movie"] It's about time. I thought you are never going to make a decision.
  • [from DVD menu, after pressing "Bonus Features"] There's no turning back now, my friend.
  • [from DVD menu, after pressing "Bonus Features"] All right, if you insist.

Dialogue

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[First lines; Brian Hannan music playing a song Arabian Nights]
Brian Hannan: Follow me to a place where incredible feats
Are routine every hour or so
Where enchantment runs rampant
Yes, wild in the streets
Open sesame... here we go!
 
Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
They tease and excite
Take off and take flight
They shock and amaze
Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
 
Pack your shield, pack your sword
You won't ever get bored
Though get beaten or gored you might
Come on down, stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Arabian night
Arabian night! [song fades]
[In the Thieves' lair, the thieves see Abis Mal's lair, into a masked men in the lair before his treasure chest]
Thief #1: This night has been quite rewarding.
Thief #2: [laughing] We have never stolen so much. We have gathered much loot tonight. No thanks to our leader.
Iago: [smears dirt all over himself] I'll just get Aladdin on my side with a little sympathy act. And I'll be back in the palace quicker than you can say "Easy Street." [Aladdin turns corner to find him pretending to pant for breath] Aladdin! I've finally got free...of Jafar.
Aladdin: [shocked] Iago! What are you doing here?
Iago: Where are you? Getting dark. Hold me... [Aladdin tries to grab him] Hey, I meant gentle-like!
Genie: [returns to Agrabah] He's big! He's blue! And he's BACK!
[Aladdin and Jasmine embrace him]
Aladdin: Genie!
Jasmine: You came back!
Genie: [turns red; winces] WATCH THE SUNBURN! [turns blue again] A-ha! Kidding! Did you miss me? Be honest.
Abis Mal: [to himself after Aladdin robbed him] That stinkin' Aladdin. First chance I get, I'll slice him in half.
Thief: [to other thieves] That stinking Abis Mal. First chance we get, let's slice him in half.
Abis Mal: [to the thieves] Hey, get over here and wash up! It's bad enough having to look at you without having to smell you.
Thief: [to the other thieves] Come. We do it now. No witnesses. [draws his sword]
Abis Mal: [takes a pail out of the well and dumps some water on top of himself, and Jafar's lamp falls out of the pail and hits him on the head] Ow! What is this? So help me, I'll sue whoever runs this well! A lamp? [picks it up] Well... [laughs] It might be worth a few shekels once it's cleaned up. [rubs it]
Thief: It will be of little use to you, Abis Mal, except to light your way in the valley of the dead. [the thieves pull out their swords ready strike Abis Mal; red smoke suddenly erupts from the lamp] It is bewitched!
[All the thieves except Abis Mal get on their horses and ride away in panic. Jafar's evil laugh is heard as he comes out]
Jafar: I am free! Free to exact vengeance upon he who has imprisoned me!
Genie: Uh, that couldn't gone worse.
Aladdin: Jasmine I thought I was sunk.
Iago: Oh, not good.
Jasmine: You were hiding Iago all along, weren’t you?!
Genie: I think it just got worse.
Aladdin: Well, yes but...
Jasmine: How could you? More secret, more lies? Aladdin, I thought you had change.
Aladdin: Jasmine, wait! Back to the marketplace! Iago, he... he saved my life. Some grand vizier I'm gonna make. Everybody's mad at me.
Genie: [catches Aladdin and Jasmine on tape] Rolling! Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories. [to Jasmine] Looking great, Jazz. [to Aladdin] More emotion, Al! Tilt your chin a bit.
Iago: [furiously flies up to the camera] What does he hafta do to make it clear to you lunkheads?! [pushes Genie out of the way] The show's OVER! They wanna be alone! BREAK IT UP!
Jafar: [to Abis Mal] That was two wishes. Take your time with the third, or you will wish you had never been born!
[Abis Mal gulps]
Jafar: On the other hand, if you cooperate with me, I will see that you are amply rewarded.
Abis Mal: Rewarded?
Jafar: First, you will help me get revenge on a certain street rat by the name of... Aladdin.
Abis Mal: [gasps] Aladdin?! I want revenge on him, too! He robbed me, turned my men against me, and he fought dirty! My brilliant swordsmanship availed me naught! [cuts his pants down with his circle underwear] Ohh... [pulls them back up] I-I hate when I do that.
Jafar: [grabbing Abis Mal's shirt] Let's not be too hasty, my simple-minded friend. It's not enough that we simply DESTROY Aladdin. [dropping him to the ground] After all... there are things so much worse than DEATH! [laughs evilly while Abis Mal grins menacingly]
Genie: [runs up to Jasmine with Abu to catch up to Aladdin and the Sultan] Make room for the picnic boys!
Jasmine: They already left, Genie.
Genie: [gasps] Without us?!
Abu: Without us?
Genie: No problem. I'll catch up in a flash!
Jasmine: Wait! Without me, too. Aladdin needs some time alone with Father to patch things up.
Genie: [to Abu] You know what this means, monkey boy? [Abu nods] MORE FOOD FOR US!
[Inside Jafar's lab]
Sultan: Jafar, you fiend! [chained into the wall] I should have known that this was your treachery!
Jafar: But I couldn't have done it without Iago.
Iago: Eh... I-I played a minor role, really.
Abis Mal: Jafar! This... rug won't cooperate!
[He grabs Carpet when he trips him and Carpet tries to fly free, but Jafar used his power to lock Carpet in chains put a lock along with Genie in a ball and Abu chained into the wall]
Sultan: [grunting angrily] Ooh, when Aladdin returns...
Jafar: I think we have ample time to prepare for his arrival. [giving the Sultan's hat and his dagger (with his power) to slash the hat in half]
Abis Mal: Hey! That was a nice hat. I could've worn that hat!
Jafar: We need this for our plan.
Abis Mal: Couldn't we use another hat for the plan?
Jafar: Oh, no. The sultan's turban and this dagger are exactly what we need... [putting the dagger on Abis Mal's head closer] ...to seal Aladdin's doom. [Repeated scene again with Aladdin walking barefoot and the screen distorts]
[Outside the Sultan's Palace of Agrabah at night with Aladdin walking and panting to the stairs]
Aladdin: Razoul! The Sultan's been...
Razoul: SEIZE HIM! You are under arrest, for the murder of the Sultan!
Aladdin: What?! No!
[Inside the palace dungeon at night]
Razoul: And then you went over the waterfall, eh? Ha! How did you survive?
Aladdin: I... I don't know.
Razoul: How very convenient.
Aladdin: It's the truth! Why won't you believe me?
Jafar (Jasmine): [off-screen] Because we know you're lying!
Aladdin: Huh?
Jafar (Jasmine): I found this in your room. My father's turban... slashed!
Aladdin: You can't think...
Jafar (Jasmine): I thought you loved me! But now I see that all you wanted to do was rule Agrabah!
Aladdin: I never wanted...
Jafar (Jasmine): He shall die at dawn, for the murder of my father.
Aladdin: Jasmine, please!
Razoul: You're in my hands now, STREET RAT!
[At Jafar's Lab. The sound of a lock is heard. Along with Genie in a glass ball with a spider design, Carpet, Abu and the Sultan in chains, Abis Mal chains and locks the real Jasmine into the wall. Jafar, disguised as Jasmine, looks at the real Jasmine]
Jafar: [laughing evilly] Oh, you should have seen the look on Aladdin's face when Princess Jasmine sentenced him to death.
Jasmine: [gasps] No!
Abis Mal: Oh, yes! And then I get my wish.
Jafar: Yes, and then you get your wish.
Jasmine: [in anger] Iago! I swear one day you will pay for this!
Iago: Heh, I really think you're makin' too big a deal out of this.
Jafar: Such spirit! [Jasmine ties to bite Jafar's hand] Perhaps after a few days in chains you'll be more kindly disposed toward me. [putting his snake staff closely to her] Especially, if you want your father to remain healthy! Ah, Iago... you betrayed me and allied yourself with my enemies. Then you turned on them as soon as it was in your best interests! That's what I love about you. You're so perfectly... predictable. A villain through and through.
Iago: Thank you. Thank you. Whew.
[At the dungeon along with Aladdin locked up in chains]
Razoul: [last words; with his executioner's mask smells and sighs] Dawn!
Jafar (Jasmine): I'll tell your boyfriend good-bye for you, Princess.
Sultan: When I get hold of you, Jafar...
Jafar (Jasmine): I'm SO worried.
Iago: [squawks] Whew!
Jasmine: [in anger] How could you double-cross Aladdin after all he's done for you?!
[Abu chatters angrily at him]
Iago: Hey! Do I insult your mother?
Jasmine: [sighs] What are you doing now?
Iago: Oh, what does it look like I'm doin'? I'm tryin' to free... the chump genie, so he can... save your chump boyfriend! Squawk!
Abis Mal: But you said Genie's can't killed you said that.
Jafar: You be surprised what you can lived through... What?!
Abis Mal: Huh? Hey!
Aladdin: I'll take that!
Abis Mal: My lamp! Gimme!
Jafar: The street rat? Still alive?! NO!!!!!!!!!!
[Aladdin hangs onto the rock spire for dear life as it begins to sink into the magma. He tries to reach for Jafar's lamp twice, but misses both times. Jafar laughs diabolically at his misery]
Jafar: [laughing] Give it up, BOY! You shall NEVER have my lamp... and there is no one to save you this time!
Iago: Hey, Jafar! SHUT UUUUUUUUUUP! [flying to get his lamp from the rock standing]
Aladdin: Iago?
Jafar: TRAITOR! [uses his energizing power with his eyes like lightning bolts, injuring Iago in his left wing]
Jasmine: No!
Jafar: [laughs evilly] Good help is SO hard to find these days, isn't it, Aladdin?
[Jafar resumes his evil laughter, but gasps when he sees Iago using the last of his strength to kick his lamp down to the pit of lava]
Jafar: [last words] My lamp! NOOOOOO!!!!
Aladdin: Iago!
[Jafar screams in rage and agony, before finally exploding, everyone gathers around Iago, who appears as though injured and unconscious]
Aladdin: Iago.
Jasmine: No.
Aladdin: But...I thought a Genie can't kill anybody.
Iago: [coughs, as he awakens] You'd be surprised what you can live through. [coughs again]
Aladdin: Alright!
Jasmine: Oh, Iago!
Genie: [laughs] HE'S ALIVE!!!!! [turns into a rocket and explodes]
Abis Mal: [last lines after the credits] Does this mean I don't get my third wish?

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