The Return of Jafar

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The Return of Jafar is an American-Arabic direct-to-video sequel to the Disney hit Aladdin. It was released in 1994.


  • Hey, Jafar! SHUT UP!!!!


Iago: [smears dirt all over himself] I'll just get Aladdin on my side with a little sympathy act. And I'll be back in the palace quicker than you can say "Easy Street." [Aladdin turns corner to find him, who's pretending to pant for breath] Aladdin! I've finally got free...of Jafar.
Aladdin: [angrily surprised] Iago! What are you doing here?
Iago: Where are you? Getting dark. Hold me... [Aladdin tries to grab him] AHH! Hey, I meant gentle-like!

Genie: [returns to Agrabah] He's big! He's blue! He's BACK!
[Aladdin and Jasmine embrace him]
Aladdin: Genie!
Jasmine: You came back!
Genie: [turns red; winces] WATCH THE SUNBURN! [turns blue again] A-ha! Kidding! Did you miss me? Be honest.

Abis Mal: [to himself after Aladdin robbed him] That stinkin' Aladdin. First chance I get, I'll slice him in half.
Thief: [to other thieves] That stinking Abis Mal. First chance we get, let's slice him in half.
Abis Mal: [to the thieves] Hey, get over here and wash up! It's bad enough having to look at you without having to smell you.
Thief: [to the other thieves] Come. We do it now. No witnesses. [draws his sword]
Abis Mal: [takes a pail out of the well and dumps some water on top of himself, and Jafar's lamp falls out of the pail and hits him on the head] Ow! What is this? So help me, I'll sue whoever runs this well! A lamp? [picks it up] Well... [laughs] It might be worth a few shekels once it's cleaned up. [rubs it]
Thief: It will be of little use to you, Abis Mal, except to light your way in the valley of the dead. [the thieves pull out their swords ready strike Abis Mal; red smoke suddenly erupts from the lamp] It is bewitched!
[All the thieves except Abis Mal get on their horses and ride away in panic. Jafar's evil laugh is heard as he comes out]
Jafar: I am free! Free to exact vengeance upon he who has imprisoned me!

Genie: [catches Aladdin and Jasmine on tape] Rolling! Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories. [to Jasmine] Looking great, Jazz. [to Aladdin] More emotion, Al! Tilt your chin a bit.
Iago: [furiously flies up to the camera] What does he hafta do to make it clear to you lunkheads?! [pushes Genie out of the way] The show's OVER! They wanna be alone! Break it up!

Jafar [to Abis Mal]: That was two wishes. Take your time with the third, or you will wish you had never been born!

Genie: [runs up to Jasmine with Abu to catch up to Aladdin and the Sultan] Make room for the picnic boys!
Jasmine: They already left, Genie.
Genie: [gasps] Without us?!
Abu: Without us?
Genie: No problem. I'll catch up in a flash!
Jasmine: Wait! Without me, too. Aladdin needs some time alone with Father to patch things up.
Genie: [to Abu] You know what this means, monkey boy? [Abu nods] MORE FOOD FOR US!

[After defeating Jafar, everyone gathers around Iago, who appears as though injured and unconscious]
Aladdin: But...I thought a Genie can't kill anybody.
Iago: [coughs, as he awakens] You'd be surprised what you can live through. [coughs again]
Aladdin: Alright!
Jasmine: Oh, Iago!
Genie: [laughs] HE'S ALIVE!!!!! [turns into a rocket and explodes]

Abis Mal: [last lines after the credits] Does this mean I don't get my third wish?


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