The Return of Jafar
The Return of Jafar is an American-Arabic direct-to-video sequel to the Disney hit Aladdin. It was released in 1994.
Iago
[edit]- Hey, Jafar! SHUT UP!!!!
Dialogue
[edit]- Iago: [smears dirt all over himself] I'll just get Aladdin on my side with a little sympathy act. And I'll be back in the palace quicker than you can say "Easy Street." [Aladdin turns corner to find him pretending to pant for breath] Aladdin! I've finally got free...of Jafar.
- Aladdin: [shocked] Iago! What are you doing here?
- Iago: Where are you? Getting dark. Hold me... [Aladdin tries to grab him] Hey, I meant gentle-like!
- Genie: [returns to Agrabah] He's big! He's blue! And he's BACK!
- [Aladdin and Jasmine embrace him]
- Aladdin: Genie!
- Jasmine: You came back!
- Genie: [turns red; winces] WATCH THE SUNBURN! [turns blue again] A-ha! Kidding! Did you miss me? Be honest.
- Abis Mal: [to himself after Aladdin robbed him] That stinkin' Aladdin. First chance I get, I'll slice him in half.
- Thief: [to other thieves] That stinking Abis Mal. First chance we get, let's slice him in half.
- Abis Mal: [to the thieves] Hey, get over here and wash up! It's bad enough having to look at you without having to smell you.
- Thief: [to the other thieves] Come. We do it now. No witnesses. [draws his sword]
- Abis Mal: [takes a pail out of the well and dumps some water on top of himself, and Jafar's lamp falls out of the pail and hits him on the head] Ow! What is this? So help me, I'll sue whoever runs this well! A lamp? [picks it up] Well... [laughs] It might be worth a few shekels once it's cleaned up. [rubs it]
- Thief: It will be of little use to you, Abis Mal, except to light your way in the valley of the dead. [the thieves pull out their swords ready strike Abis Mal; red smoke suddenly erupts from the lamp] It is bewitched!
- [All the thieves except Abis Mal get on their horses and ride away in panic. Jafar's evil laugh is heard as he comes out]
- Jafar: I am free! Free to exact vengeance upon he who has imprisoned me!
- Genie: [catches Aladdin and Jasmine on tape] Rolling! Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories. [to Jasmine] Looking great, Jazz. [to Aladdin] More emotion, Al! Tilt your chin a bit.
- Iago: [furiously flies up to the camera] What does he hafta do to make it clear to you lunkheads?! [pushes Genie out of the way] The show's OVER! They wanna be alone! BREAK IT UP!
- Jafar: [to Abis Mal] That was two wishes. Take your time with the third, or you will wish you had never been born!
- Genie: [runs up to Jasmine with Abu to catch up to Aladdin and the Sultan] Make room for the picnic boys!
- Jasmine: They already left, Genie.
- Genie: [gasps] Without us?!
- Abu: Without us?
- Genie: No problem. I'll catch up in a flash!
- Jasmine: Wait! Without me, too. Aladdin needs some time alone with Father to patch things up.
- Genie: [to Abu] You know what this means, monkey boy? [Abu nods] MORE FOOD FOR US!
- Aladdin: Razoul! The sultan's been...
- Razoul: Seize him! You're under arrest, for the murder of the sultan!
- Aladdin: What?! No!
- [At the dungeon along with Aladdin locked up in chains]
- Razoul: [last words; with his executioner's mask smells and sighs] Dawn!
- Jafar (Jasmine): I'll tell your boyfriend good-bye for you, Princess.
- Sultan: When I get hold of you, Jafar...
- Jafar (Jasmine): I'm SO worried.
- Iago: [squawks] Whew!
- Jasmine: [in anger] How could you double-cross Aladdin after all he's done for you?!
- [Abu chatters angrily at him]
- Iago: Hey! Do I insult your mother?
- Jasmine: [sighs] What are you doing now?
- Iago: Oh, what does it look like I'm doin'? I'm tryin' to free... the chump genie, so he can... save your chump boyfriend! Squawk!
- Abis Mal: But you said Genie’s can’t killed you said that.
- Jafar: You be surprised what you can lived through… What?!
- Abis Mal: Huh? Hey!
- Aladdin: I’ll take that!
- Abis Mal: My lamp! Gimme!
- Jafar: The street rat? Still alive?! NO!!!!!!!!!!
- [After defeating Jafar, everyone gathers around Iago, who appears as though injured and unconscious]
- Aladdin: But...I thought a Genie can't kill anybody.
- Iago: [coughs, as he awakens] You'd be surprised what you can live through. [coughs again]
- Aladdin: Alright!
- Jasmine: Oh, Iago!
- Genie: [laughs] HE'S ALIVE!!!!! [turns into a rocket and explodes]
- Abis Mal: [last lines after the credits] Does this mean I don't get my third wish?
Cast
[edit]- Jonathan Freeman — Jafar
- Gilbert Gottfried — Iago
- Jason Alexander — Abis Mal
- Scott Weinger — Aladdin
- Linda Larkin — Jasmine
- Dan Castelleneta — Genie
- Frank Welker — Abu, Rajah
- Val Bettin — The Sultan
- James J. Cummings — Razoul
External links
[edit]
- The Return of Jafar quotes at the Internet Movie Database