The Screwy Truant
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- Well, don't want to disappoint you, chum.
- Don't worry. I've got a plenty good reason.
- [In the middle of a scene, a wolf goes by chasing Little Red Riding Hood; Screwy stops him]
- Screwy: Wait a minute, pal. You're in the wrong picture, ain't ya, man? [pulls down main title card] See? The Screwy Truant, featuring Screwy Squirrel.
- Wolf: Hmm. One of them corny B-pictures, eh?
- Screwy: Oh, yeah? Listen, you. If you were my size, I'd bust you right in the nose.
- Wolf: Oh, yeah?
- [Wolf shrinks down to Screwy's size; Screwy shrinks even smaller and runs away]
- Wally Maher as Screwy Squirrel. (uncredited)
- Dick Nelson as Truant Officer Dog. (uncredited)