The Simpsons Road Rage (video game)
The Simpsons Road Rage is a 2001 video game.
Homer Simpson
- USA, USA!
- Get in. I got candy!
- What part of "Get in" don't you understand?
- Seatbelt schmeatbelt.
- I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T--- I mean S-M-A-R-T!
Bart Simpson
- It's time for some Road Rage! Bart Simpson style!
- Time to make some cold hard cash! (evil laugh)
- No problemo.
Marge Simpson
- Hold on tight!
Lisa Simpson
- Get ready for the electric speed!
Abraham Simpson
- Oh I sure hope I don't fall asleep on the wheel.
Groundskeeper Willie
- Don't make Willie angry. You wouldn't like Willie when he's angry.
Krusty the Clown
- Millions of children watch my show! Alright thousands! Okay dozens...
- Uh, I hope no one pukes in the car again. Yuck!
- Time to make some moola!
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
- Get in the car, please. I have many places to go today.
Barney Gumble
- Whoa, its my turn to drive already??!
- Hi, I'll be your driver today.
Moe Szyslak
- Moe money, Moe money.
Otto Mann
- Just leave the driving to me, dude.
- No problemo.
Clancy Wiggum
- Time to dish out some justice. Wiggum style!
- Crime doesn't take a vacation, but I do.
Ned Flanders
- Well Neddy, I'm sure we're gonna have ourselves a busy day!
Reverend Lovejoy
- Come and ride in the Lord's chariot.
Snake Jailbird
- I love the smell of gasoline in the morning.
- Dude, get in the car and let's go.
- All right, a sucker.
- We're off to the races.
- All right, easy money.
Professor Frink
- So happy to be on the road with the driving, steering, and cellphone-related mishaps.
