The Thundermans is an American teen sitcom created by Jed Spingarn that premiered on Nickelodeon on October 14, 2013. The series stars Kira Kosarin, Jack Griffo, Addison Riecke, Diego Velazquez, with Chris Tallman, Rosa Blasi, and Maya Le Clark.
Adventures in Supersitting
- Phoebe: Mom, I was gonna go to Cherry's tonight.
- Max: And I was gonna not babysit.
- Barb: Well, now you're not not babysitting. Wait. Yeah, that's right.
- Max: How can I become the world's greatest supervillain if I have to babysit Zippy and Lasergirl?
- Max: I don't smile, I smirk.
- Phoebe: You are not wiping my best friend's brain!
- Max: She's friends with you and is named after a fruit. There's probably not much to wipe.
- Thunder Monitor: Alert, alert! Parents approaching house!
- Max: I added parent alert this morning.
- Phoebe: Nice.
- Max: Also... [both scream]
- Hank: Thunder Man, away! [flies through the roof]
- Phoebe: We have a weird family.
- Max: Yeah, we do.
- Phoebe: Why does it say "Nora rules" on the moon?
- Max: NORA!
Phoebe vs. Max
- Barb: Two weeks, no phone. That you will apologize to your sister.
- Max: Okay, fine. I’m sorry…. Phone Dodo Head.
- Phoebe: That’s it. (angrily floats Max up)
- Hank: Phoebe, put your brother down.
P hoebe: Oh okay. Max your ears are to big for your brain. (Max and Phoebe angrily stick their tongues against each other, as Hank clears his throat.) (sarcastically) FINE!! (Puts her brother down)
Hank: Thank you. And now if you will excuse me, I’m certainly best in the mood for chilli.
Phoebe: Two weeks no phone. That’ll teach you. Max:
- Dr. Colosso: I was watching the whole time, and I still don't know how this happened!
- Max: [grunting] Come on!
- [Dr. Colosso laughs]
- Max: This is for a prank that's gonna be so big, the school's going to name an entire day after me.
- Dr. Colosso: Dancing turkey head day?
- Max: No, Max Thunderman day. You know the chemical in turkeys that you make you super sleepy after you eat 'em?
- Dr. Colosso: Of course. It's one of the top ten evil chemicals, right after the stuff in asparagus that makes your tinkle smell.
- Max: Well, when I steal my machine back, I'm going to use it to boost that turkey chemical and make super sleepy sandwiches for all my classmates.
- Dr. Colosso: Then when they fall asleep, you're going to draw mustaches on them, right?
- Max: I am now!
Better Off Wed
- Billy: Three, four, five, six. Cool! I landed on the carrot patch!
- Dr. Colosso: Oooh, but you got stuck in farm jail!
- Billy: Can I pay my way out with Colosso bucks?
- Dr. Colosso: No, because the farmer ran you over with his tractor, which means... I WIN AGAIN!
- Billy: How do you win every game of Farmageddon?
- Max: I'm asleep and even I know he's cheating.
Thunder in Paradise
- Max: Hey if I’m stuck with my annoying family, so are you.
- Hank: Max’s horrible words are right, you can either go with them or come with us.
- Phoebe Thunderman - A daughter of a superhero
- Max Thunderman - A son of a superhero