The Watch

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The Watch is a 2012 science fiction comedy film starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill and Richard Ayoade.

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  • Pigs have uniforms, I think we should have uniforms too. Gotta match those fuckers on every level.

Manfred Salisbury[edit]

  • Neighborhood watch. What a fucking joke!


Jamarcus: I have this one scenario in my mind. I kinda hope it plays out like this: young, sexy, Asian housewife, alone at night, frightened. A noise out by the trash cans. Best call the neighbourhood watch. I show up, look heroic, and then... get this - she sucks my balls.
Franklin: I'm also interested in that happening to me.

Jamarcus: [about the uniforms] Can I just say, Bob, that these are the shits?
Franklin: Just "the shit."
Jamarcus: These are just shit.

Evan: [Looking at green gunge] Wait a second. I've seen this stuff before.
Franklin: Had you just won a Kids' choice award?


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