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Blue Moon [1.07a]
- Wigg: The moon's not made out of cheese. That's just a silly story.
- Wizzy: Oh, yeah? Well what is it made of?
- Wigg: Hey, everybody knows that. It's a man! Haven't you ever heard of the man in the moon?
- Wizzy: Man in the moon?! Get real! That's the silly story.
- Wigg: We'll ask Multo. You'll see.
Chili Cook-Off [1.09a]
- Wizzy: To cool it down faster, wouldn't it be quicker in the freezer?
- Multo: GOODNESS, NO! If my galactic goo would've reached its freezing point, there's no telling what might happen! Zeeter, how about a game of chess while we wait for the goo to cool?
- Zeeter: YOU'RE ON!
Weather Vain [1.21b]
- Bula: Tell me. [Zeeter looks foolish] What did you think about my show, Zeeter?
- Zeeter: Me? It was fine, Bula. Really.
- Bula: No, go on, tell me what you really think. I can handle it.
- Zeeter: Bula, you were perfectly alright!
- Bula: I'm not exciting, right? I have no personality on camera, right?!
- Zeeter: Well...
- Bula: Zeeter, I'm sorry I got you into this. You don't have to do it anymore.
- Zeeter: Look. I didn't want this job, but since I have it, I'm gonna show you that I can do it better than anybody!
[Bula looks worried while Zeeter sulks and gets a realization.]
- Mutlo: OH MY GOD! This is impossible! It's every kind of weather known to science all at the same time! What's going on?!
- Iris Bloodshot: What happened to fair and warm? I want my fair and warm back?! Where's Zeeter with the forecast! I better call the Zula Patrol!
- Bula: Hello? What? Stop yelling at me! The weather? Multo, could you get that phone?
- Multo: OK! Hello? WHAT? THE WEATHER IS GOING CRAZY?
[Multiple phones keep ringing]
- Bula: The ringing's gonna keep us up all night unless someone stops it!
- Multo: Noone was this content on weather except... [in anger] Zeeter. She was in charge of telling everyone about the weather?!
- Bula: What a slacker. We better find her! ZEETER, you get in here!
- Multo: Zeeter!
- Zeeter: No, this is all my fault! I've got to FIX this thing!
- Bula: There you are.
- Zeeter: Ummm... this is NOT what it looks like. You see...
- Bula: Zeeter, the phones are ringing off the hook! Everybody wants to know what's wrong with the weather! What the...
[They notice Multo's fried machine]
- Multo: Uhh, Zeeter, what are you doing?!
- Multo: It worked!
- Bula: Multo, I'm really sorry I messed with your machine. And anyway, the problem wasn't the weather, I just wasn't saying enough about weather to keep everyone interested. Because when you understand weather, it's really cool... [beat] ...AND HOT AND WINDY AND RAINY, AND!
[They all laugh]
- Narrator: Well, I'd say the Zula Patrol really "weathered" that storm!