This Is Spinal Tap
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Does for rock and roll what "The Sound of Music" did for hills
- Directed by Rob Reiner and largely improvised by the main players Rob Reiner, Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, and Harry Shearer.
- [introducing the film] I wanted to capture the... the sights, the sounds... the smells of a hard-working rock band, on the road. And I got that; I got more... a lot more. But hey, enough of my yakkin'; whaddaya say? Let's boogie!
David St. Hubbins
- I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything.
- [Asked by a reporter if this is the end of Spinal Tap] Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you.
- There's something about this that's so black, it's like how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.
- You can't really dust for vomit.
- We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel, they're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries, it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.
- I used to say "sex, drugs, and rock and roll." As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without rock and roll.
- Yeah, listen, we'd love to stand around and chat, but we've gotta... sit down in the lobby and wait for the limo.
- David St. Hubbins: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
- Ian Faith: I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it.
- Derek Smalls: Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.
- [When asked what happened to their first drummer]
- David St. Hubbins: He died in a bizarre gardening accident...
- Nigel Tufnel: Authorities said... best leave it... unsolved.
- Marty DiBergi: Let's talk about your reviews a little bit. Regarding Intravenous Di Milo: "This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth rate of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."
- Nigel Tufnel: That's...that's just nitpicking, isn't it?
- Marty DiBergi: Do you feel that playing rock 'n' roll music keeps you a child? That is, keeps you in a state of arrested development?
- Derek Smalls: No. No. No. I feel it's like, it's more like going, going to a, a national park or something. And there's, you know, they preserve the moose. And that's, that's my childhood up there on stage. That moose, you know.
- Marty DiBergi: So when you're playing you feel like a preserved moose on stage?
- Derek Smalls: Yeah.
- [Nigel plays the piano]
- Marty DiBergi: It's pretty.
- Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I like it. I've been fooling around with it for a few months now. Very delicate.
- Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
- Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, well, it's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy that I'm doing in D... minor, which I always find is really the saddest of all keys, really, I don't know why. It makes people weep instantly to play [plays and sings]
- Nigel Tufnel: It's a horn part.
- Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.
- Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like — I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
- Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
- Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump."
- Ian Faith: Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches. Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told.
- David St. Hubbins: But you're not as confused as him are you? I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel.
- Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
- Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
- Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
- Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
- Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
- Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
- Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
- Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
- Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
- Marty DiBergi: Why don't you make ten a little louder, make that the top number and make that a little louder?
- Nigel Tufnel: [pauses] These go to eleven.
- Marty DiBergi: David St. Hubbins... I must admit I've never heard anybody with that name.
- David St. Hubbins: It's an unusual name. Well, he was an unusual saint. He's not a very well-known saint.
- Marty DiBergi: Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a St. Hubbins?
- David St. Hubbins: That's right, yes.
- Marty DiBergi: What was he the saint of?
- David St. Hubbins: He was the patron saint of quality footwear.
- David St. Hubbins: It's such a fine line between stupid, and uh...
- Nigel Tufnel: Clever.
- David St. Hubbins: Yeah, and clever.
- Marty DiBergi: Do you have any sort of creed or philosophy that you live by?
- Viv Savage: Have... a good... time... all the time. That's my philosophy, Marty.
- [At Elvis Presley's grave]
- Nigel Tufnel: It really puts perspective on things though, doesn't it?
- David St. Hubbins: Too much. There's too much fucking perspective now.
- My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo!
Big bottom, big bottom,
Talk about bum-cakes... my girl's got 'em.
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this... behind?
- Big Bottom
- The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.
- Big Bottom
- You're sweet but you're just four feet,
And you still got your baby teeth.
You're too young and I'm too well hung,
But tonight I'm gonna rock you.
- Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight
- Rob Reiner - Marty DiBergi
- Christopher Guest - Nigel Tufnel
- Michael McKean - David St. Hubbins
- Harry Shearer - Derek Smalls
- R.J. Parnell - Mick Shrimpton
- David Kaff - Viv Savage
- Ed Begley Jr. - John "Stumpy" Pepys
- Danny Kortchmar - Ronnie Pudding
- Tony Hendra - Ian Faith
- June Chadwick - Jeanine Pettibone
- Bruno Kirby - Tommy Pischedda
- Fran Drescher - Bobbi Flekman
- Patrick Macnee - Sir Denis Eton-Hogg
- Billy Crystal - Morty the Mime
- Dana Carvey - Mime Waiter
- Howard Hesseman - Terry Ladd
- Paul Shaffer - Artie Fufkin
- Anjelica Huston - Polly Deutsch
- Fred Willard - Lieutenant Hookstratten