Totally Spies!

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Totally Spies! is an animated television series that focuses on three teenage girls in Beverly Hills, California, who work as undercover super agents.

Season 1[edit]

A Thing for Musicians [1.1][edit]

The New Jerry [1.2][edit]

Clover: Jerry, you've got to help us...
Jerry: [on recording] Sorry, I can't help you. I'm retired!
Clover: Très uncouth! I mean, I don't care if he is retired, this is an emergency!

Get Away [1.3][edit]

Stuck in the Middle Ages with You [1.4][edit]

Child's Play [1.5][edit]

The Eraser [1.6][edit]

The Fugitives [1.7][edit]

Jerry: Girls, it's OK. We realize that you were only trying to clear your names.
Clover: Oh, I guess we're lucky you figured it out before you gave us lobotomies.

Abductions [1.8][edit]

Model Citizens [1.9][edit]

Spy Gladiators [1.10][edit]

Silicon Valley Girls [1.11][edit]

CHAD: You've been a bad boy, coach! Time for your punishment!

Queen for a Day [1.12][edit]

Shrinking [1.13][edit]

Aliens [1.14][edit]

Wild Style [1.15][edit]

The Black Widows [1.16][edit]

Spy vs. Spy [1.17][edit]

Jerry: Can I convince you girls to stay with WOOHP?
Pam: Sorry, Jerry. We've had enough WOOHP adventures for one lifetime.

Evil Boyfriend [1.18][edit]

Sam: Here's to never letting anything get in the way of our friendship again.
Clover: Especially not a boy.
Alex: From now on, it's all about togetherness.

Game Girls [1.19][edit]

A Spy is Born [1.20][edit]

Passion Patties [1.21][edit]

Clover: Well, after being a large size everything, I decided having a big hat size is no big deal. It's best being happy with whatever size you are.

Soul Collector [1.22][edit]

Clover: [as the girls are tied up, about to be zapped by an aging ray] We have got to get out of here. I am too young to be old.

Malled [1.23][edit]

Security Guard: Nice try, lady. I hereby assign you to 2 weeks on the store’s cleaning crew.
Mandy: Cleaning crew?! I have never cleaned anything in my entire life! Can’t I just hire someone to do the cleaning for me?
Clover: While you’re cleaning the mall, why don’t you take this opportunity to clean up your act?

Do You Believe in Magic? [1.24][edit]

Iceman Cometh [1.25][edit]

Man or Machine [1.26][edit]

Emperor: Goodbye, ladies. Goodbye.
Clover: OK. A man of few words.
Sam: Too few.

Season 2[edit]

A Spy is Born Part II [2.1][edit]

Clover: Lumiere thinks he's nimble, Lumiere thinks he's quick, Lumiere just got busted by three tough chicks.

I Want My Mummy [2.2][edit]

Alex: [as the girls are tied up, being buried in sand] Clover, can you move your hand? The reflection off Mandy's ring is melting my face.
Sam: Alex, that's it!
Alex: What's it? Melting my face?

Evil Hair Salon [2.3][edit]

Alex: She did it! Just like Rumplestiltskin.
Sam: Uh, Alex, I think you mean Rapunzel.
Alex: Oh.

The Yuck Factor [2.4][edit]

It's How You Play the Game [2.5][edit]

Here Comes the Sun [2.6][edit]

Green with N.V. [2.7][edit]

Sam: She's putting her sweat into the cologne.
Alex: So, it's her sweat that keeps these guys possessed?
Clover: That's genius! I mean, that's sick.

Boy Bands Will Be Boy Bands [2.8][edit]

I Dude [2.9][edit]

Sam: [to the evil beach bunnies trying to restrain her] Let go of me, you silicon-enhanced freaks!

Mommies Dearest [2.10][edit]

Clover: This better work or my name is mud.

Zooney World [2.11][edit]

First Brat [2.12][edit]

W.O.W. [2.13][edit]

Stark Raving Mad [2.14][edit]

S.P.I. [2.15][edit]

Animal World [2.16][edit]

Nature Nightmare [2.17][edit]

Alex Quits [2.18][edit]

Totally Switched [2.19][edit]

The Elevator [2.20][edit]

Ski Trip [2.21][edit]

Matchmaker [2.22][edit]

Clover: You won't believe the stunt Chris pulled this time!
Sam: Let me guess. He only called you eight times yesterday to say he loved you instead of the standard ten?

Brain Drain [2.23][edit]

Fashion Faux Pas [2.24][edit]

Toying Around [2.25][edit]

Starstruck [2.26][edit]

Season 3[edit]

Physics 101 Much? [3.1][edit]

Freaky Circus Much? [3.2][edit]

Computer Creep Much? [3.3][edit]

Space Much? [3.4][edit]

Evil Coffee Shop Much? [3.5][edit]

Forward to the Past [3.6][edit]

The Incredible Bulk [3.7][edit]

Morphing Is Sooo 1987 [3.8][edit]

Planet of The Hunks [3.9][edit]

Super Nerd Much? [3.10][edit]

Dental? More Like Mental [3.11][edit]

Escape from WOOHP Island [3.12][edit]

Scam Camp Much? [3.13][edit]

Evil G.L.A.D.I.S. Much? [3.14][edit]

Super Agent Much? [3.15][edit]

Evil Airlines Much? [3.16][edit]

Creepy Crawly Much? [3.17][edit]

Truth or Scare [3.18][edit]

Feng Shui Is Like So Passe [3.19][edit]

Evil Valentine's Day [3.20][edit]

Halloween [3.21][edit]

Power Yoga Much? [3.22][edit]

Head Shrinker Much? [3.23][edit]

Evil Promotion Much? [3.24-26][edit]

Sam: Not only would Jerry never cheat, the idea that he would betray his own brother...his twin brother.
Jerry: It's the only time I've lied in my entire life, and not a day goes by that I don't regret it.

Sam: [after beheading a spy-droid] Not a good time to lose your head.

Season 4[edit]

The Dream Teens [4.1][edit]

Futureshock! [4.2][edit]

I Hate the Eighties [4.3][edit]

The O.P. [4.4][edit]

Alex Gets Schooled [4.5][edit]

Mime Your Own Business [4.6][edit]

Attack of the 50 Ft. Mandy [4.7][edit]

Evil Jerry [4.8][edit]

0067 [4.9][edit]

Arnold the Great [4.10][edit]

Security Guard: This time of night, there's only one question worth asking. Glazed or cream-filled.
[Both guards laugh]

Clover: [to Sam] Too bad Alex didn't come with. She's not as picky as you are about playing by the rules.

Sam: Ew! Whatever's going on, it reeks of... [in unison with Clover] Alex!

Alex: [holding Sparky] But look how cozy and fuzzy and cuddly and nuzzly he is.

Sam: This puppy obviously belongs to someone. We gotta return him.
Clover: [putting on an enraged face with flames] Thanks for totally killing my fantasy, Sam!

Clover: Hello! Detention Alert! We're gonna be late for first period if we don't hurry!

Clover: Oh, quelle surprise? Look who's Student of the Week... again!
Sam: Doesn't Mandy ever get tired of buying votes?
Clover: Does a piranha ever get tired of biting toes?

Arnold: Hey guys! Hi... Clover. What cha doing?
Clover: Take a wild guess Arnold.
Arnold: [slightly embarrassed] Uhh... eating lunch. He heh heh heh.

[Making fun of Arnold]
Dominique: Don't worry, I'll save you.
Caitlin: Not!

Mandy: Get away from me! You are useless!
Arnold: Aww... I am useless.
Sam: Oh, hey, Arnold. Don't listen to her.
Clover: Yeah, it's no biggie. Nobody got hurt... except Mandy's pride.
[Arnold walks away discouraged and pulls out a comic book]
Arnold: I wish I could be more like Admiral Admirable. He always saves the day...
[He clenches the comic book in his fist out of anger]

Jerry: [pointing to Sparky in Sam's lap] What is that?
Alex: [offscreen] It's Sparky.

Jerry: [to Sparky, in a game of tug of war with him over the magazine] Ugh. Let go of that. [Sparky growls, then releases the magazine, looking cute. Jerry is holding the now slobbered magazine, sarcastically] Charming. [pushing Sparky aside] Moving on.

G.L.A.D.I.S.: Clover, you'll have the laser nailfile. And let's avoid hitting the mayor's car again.

Jerry: Good luck, super-spies.
[Sparky walks up to Jerry, wagging his tail]
Alex: Look, Jerry, Sparky just ate, so he's okay for a few hours, but you'll have to walk him soon. [giving Jerry Sparky's leash] So, here's his leash.
Jerry: [confused] Sparky? Walk? Soon? Well, you're not leaving that creature here.
Clover: Well, we certainly can't take him with us on the mission.

Sam: Arnold, what are you doing here?
Arnold: I had the same question for you. Are you guys... Superheroes?
[He imagines Sam with water power, Clover with fire power, and Alex with electric power]
Alex: That would be super-spies.

Clover: [To Arnold] Sorry, Arnie. Gotta go, we're on a case.
Arnold: Hey! Maybe I can join you guys. Admiral Admirable and the Super Spies! Cool, huh?
Clover: Cool? Not.
Arnold: Well, why not? I've got the outfit!
Alex: Forget it Arnold. There's more to being a super-spy than funny clothes!
Sam: Look, we gotta trust you not to tell anyone that we're spies, okay. It could put our very lives in danger.
Arnold: [putting his head down, discouraged] Fine.

Jerry: [on his back, teaching Sparky how to roll over] Roll over. See, Sparky? Just like Daddy. [groans. Sparky barks. Suddenly, Jerry sees the girls walk in. He pets Sparky] Y-Yes, yes. Very good. We'll continue your training later.

Alex: [to Sparky] Sparky, stay.
[Sparky barks]
Jerry: Well, how come you listen to her?

Jerry: [to Sparky, at the park near a tree] Come on now. Just like we did in my office. Heel. [Sparky sniffs the ground. He barks. Jerry groans] I trained those three girls to be spies. [picking up Sparky] It's only a matter of time before I've trained you too. [Sparky licks Jerry on the nose] Aw. [cuddling Sparky] Who's a good wittle doggy?

Geraldine: [chasing Jerry] I'll get you, my Jerry, and your little dog too!

Jerry: [to Sparky, hiding at the side of the fountain with him] Sparky, stay. [Sparky nods]

Geraldine: I'll get you for this Admiral Admirable!
Arnold: Not today, Geraldine!

Alex: [to Brad, in love with him, after giving Hero back to him] Sparky's name is Hero?

Mani-Maniac Much? [4.11][edit]

Déjà Cruise [4.12][edit]

Evil Bouquets Are So Passe [4.13][edit]

Evil Heiress Much? [4.14][edit]

Sis-KaBOOM-Bah! [4.15][edit]

Evil Ice Cream Man Much? [4.16][edit]

Beauty Is Skin Deep [4.17][edit]

Like, So Totally Not Spies [4.18-19][edit]

The Suavest Spy [4.20][edit]

Spy Soccer [4.21][edit]

Spies in Space [4.22][edit]

Spies on the Farm [4.23][edit]

Totally Busted! [4.24-26][edit]

Season 5[edit]

Evil Graduation [5.1][edit]

Evil Roommate [5.2][edit]

Evil Professor [5.3][edit]

The Granny [5.4][edit]

Another Evil Boyfriend [5.5][edit]

Return of Geraldine [5.6][edit]

Evil Sorority [5.7][edit]

Evil Gymnasts [5.8][edit]

Evil Pizza Guys [5.9][edit]

Evil Shoe Designer [5.10][edit]

Virtual Stranger [5.11][edit]

WOOHPersize Me! [5.12][edit]

Evil Hotel [5.13][edit]

Totally Mystery Much? [5.14][edit]

Evil Sushi Chef [5.15][edit]

Miss Spirit Fingers [5.16][edit]

Mime World [5.17][edit]

Evil Mascot [5.18][edit]

Alex: [to the kitten as the kitten meows in pain] You poor baby. We didn't mean to hurt your fuzzy, little ears with our evil siren. [She turns The Silent Siren Tracking Device off. The kitten stops meowing in pain. Alex laughs, taking the kitten from Sam and cuddling it]

Alex: [to the kitten after the kitten has bitten the Silent Siren Tracking Device in half] You poor baby. [She picks up the kitten] Thanks, kitty. We totally owe you. [She kisses the kitten, making it happy]

Alex: [gasps, remembering the kitten] Speaking of situations that need remedying, there's a little cat that needs a new home now that its owner is being relocated to the W.O.O.H.P. Containment Facility.
Jerry: Don't fret. [as a W.O.O.H.P. agent holds the kitten in his arms while the girls go "Ahh"] W.O.O.H.P. will take the cat to W.O.O.A.P.— The World Organization Of Animal Protection. [The kitten meows happily while the girls go "Ahh"] Cheerio. [The kitten meows happily as Jerry drives off to W.O.O.A.P.]

The Show Must Go On... or Else [5.19][edit]

Zero to Hero [5.20][edit]

WOOHP-tastic [5.21][edit]

So Totally Not Groove-y [5.22][edit]

Ho-ho-ho-no! [5.23][edit]

Totally Icky [5.24][edit]

Totally Dunzo [5.25-26][edit]

Season 6[edit]

The Anti-Social Network [6.1][edit]

Nine Lives [6.2][edit]

Vide-o-no! [6.3][edit]

Super Mega Dance Party Yo! [6.4][edit]

Pageant Problems [6.5][edit]

Grabbing the Bully by the Horns [6.6][edit]

Jerry: [hiding Oinky in his suit] I wanted it to be a surprise, [as Oinky's head pops out of the suit] but Oinky hasn't learned the art of stealth yet.
Alex: [to Oinky, excitedly happy to see him] Oinky! You've come back to me! DREAMS DO COME TRUE! [Oinky runs out of Jerry's suit up to Alex, squealing, who catches him in her arms. They nuzzle each other, happily] Aw!
Jerry: [photographing their moment with his phone] Now, there's a sentimental moment for the W.H.O.O.P. photo album.
Alex: [to Oinky, cuddling him] Did you miss me? Did you have enough mud to play in? Do you need your hooves buff?

Alex: [to Sam, about Oinky] Oh, but he could find truffles for us, and he's cleaner than a dog, and he's so cute!

Jerry: Good luck, ladies. [as Oinky sits on his desk next to him] And don't worry. I'll take good care of Oinky. [He pets Oinky, who oinks]

Alex: [to Oinky] Oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oink, oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Really? Wow, that's incredible.
Clover: [to Alex] Well? What did he say?
Alex: [to Clover] I have no idea.
[Clover faints while Alex pets Oinky]

Alex: [to Mandy, about Oinky, who is wearing a bodyguard uniform] His name is Oinky, and he's our bodyguard.

The Wedding Crasher [6.7][edit]

Celebrity Swipe! [6.8][edit]

Super Sweet Cupcake Company [6.9][edit]

The Dusk of Dawn [6.10][edit]

Dog Show Showdown [6.11][edit]

Jerry: [after summoning the girls and Oinky to headquarters from their penthouse] Hello, ladies. [Oinky oinks, landing on Alex's head] Hello, Oinky.
[Oinky oinks, sitting in Alex's lap]

Mandy Doll Mania! [6.12][edit]

Evil Ice Skater [6.13][edit]

Inferior Designer! [6.14][edit]

WOOHP-Ahoy! [6.15][edit]

Trent Goes Wild [6.16][edit]

Little Dude [6.17][edit]

Totally Switched Again [6.18][edit]

Clowning Around! [6.19][edit]

Astro-Not [6.20][edit]

Baddies on a Blimp [6.21][edit]

Jungle Boogie [6.22][edit]

Danger TV [6.23][edit]

Solo Spies [6.24][edit]

So Totally Versailles! [6.25-26][edit]


Sam: You'll never get away with your crazy scheme. By the way, what is your crazy scheme?

Clover: [after the girls are sucked through the tunnel to headquarters] Jerry, would it kill ya' to send a limo, just once?

Clover: [after destroying a spy-droid's ankles] Someone has to take the fall.

Clover: Since I have sworn off boys, I have tons of free time. Last night, I completely reorganized my handbag closet.
Sam: You have a handbag closet?
Clover: I told you, I have tons of free time.

Clover: [as the girls are tangled in seaweed while making a getaway] Now I know what sushi feels like.
[the girls get trapped in a net]
Clover: And this must be what cooked sushi feels like.
Alex: I think they just call that seafood.
Clover: Whatever.

Sam: Time to go to Plan B!
Clover: Do we even HAVE a Plan B?

Sam: We've got a villain to catch.
Clover: Yeah, and we also have one to save.

Jerry: [after summoning the girls to headquarters from a sauna] Sorry to interrupt your conversation just as things were "heating up".
Clover: Not funny much.


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