Treasure Planet

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Treasure Planet is a 2002 Disney animated sci-fi film based on Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island.


  • [in the original prologue as Adult Jim Hawkins] There are nights when the Etherium is as calm and peaceful as a pond on the Planet Pelsinor. Nights when the big merchant ships with their cargoes of Arcturian solar crystals... can expect a smooth ride. But there was a time when even the calmest night could give way to the unexpected... Pirates! The enemies of all honest spacers. And the most feared of all these pirates... was the notorious Captain Nathaniel Flint!
  • Flint and his band of renegades would swoop in out of nowhere, and then, gathering up their spoils... vanished, without a trace.
  • For a hundred years, stories passed from spacer to spacer of Flint's secret trove. Hidden somewhere at the farthest reaches of the galaxy. Stowed with riches beyond imagination, the loot of a thousand worlds... Treasure Planet.
  • As a kid, growing up on the mining planet Montresor, I lived and breathed those legends. Many a night, I drifted to sleep with images of gallions, far planets, and Flint's gleeming trove, dancing through my head. And then, I turned 15.
  • [first lines; in Jim's storybook] On the clearest of nights, when the winds of the Etherium were calm and peaceful... the great merchant ships with their cargoes of Arcturian sura crystals felt safe and secure. Little did they suspect, that they were pursued by... pirates! And the most feared of all these pirates... was the notorious Captain Nathaniel Flint!
  • Like a Candarian zap-wing overtaking its prey, Flint and his band of renegades swooped in out of nowhere, and then, gathering up their spoils... vanished, without a trace.
  • Flint's secret trove was never found, but stories have persisted that it remains hidden somewhere at the farthest reaches of the galaxy, stowed with riches beyond imagination - the Loot of a Thousand Worlds - Treasure Planet.
  • There are nights when the winds of the Etherium, so inviting in their promise of flight and freedom, made one's spirit soar!

John Silver[edit]

  • [speaking to his crew] Now, if you pardon my plain speakin', gentlemen, are you all... [raises his voice and swings his sword around] STARK-RAVING, TOTALLY, BLINKING DAFT?! After all me finaglin' getting us hired as an upstandin' crew, you want to blow the whole mutiny before it's time?!
  • Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in you, but you gotta take the helm and chart your own course! Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes, you'll get the chance to really test the cut of your sails and show what you're made of! And... well, I hope I'm there, catching some of the light coming off you that day.
  • [After Jim discovers him and his crew planning mutiny] Change in plan, lads! WE MOVE NOW!
  • [Letting go of a literal shipload of treasure in order to save Jim] OH, BLAST ME FOR A FOOL!
  • Why... look at you, glowing like a solar fire. You're something special, Jim. You're gonna rattle the stars, you are!

Dr. Doppler[edit]

  • I really don't know how you manage it, Sarah. Trying to run a business while raising a felon like-- felon... fellow... fellow like Jim.
  • All my life I've been waiting for an opportunity like this, and here it is screaming, "Go Delbert! Go Delbert!..."
  • Well, Jim, this should be a wonderful opportunity for the two of us to get to know one another. You know what they say, familiarity breeds, um... well, contempt, but, in our case--
  • It's the suit, isn't it? l should never have listened to that pushy two-headed saleswoman. This one said it fit, that one said it was my color... I didn't know what to do. I get so flustered!
  • Dang it, Jim, I'm an astronomer, not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor, but I'm not that kind of doctor. I have a doctorate, it's not the same thing. You can't help people with a doctorate, you just sit there, and you're useless!

Captain Amelia[edit]

  • Mr. Arrow, I've checked this miserable ship from stem to stern, and, as usual, it's... spot on. Can you get nothing wrong?
  • Doctor, to muse and blabber about a treasure map in front of this particular crew... demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecilic. And I mean that in a very caring way.
  • [her eulogy for Mr. Arrow] Mr. Arrow was a... [clears his throat] fine spacer. Finer than most of us could ever hope to be. But he knew the risks, as do we all. Resume your posts. We carry on.
  • [after Jim warns her and Doppler about the crew's mutiny] Pirates on my ship?! I'll see they all hang!
  • [referring to the map] Mr. Hawkins, defend this with your life!
  • Mr. Hawkins, scout ahead.
  • [to Doppler] With the greatest possible respect, zip your howling screamer


  • Any last words, cabin boy?
  • I'm afraid Mr. Arrow has been lost. His lifeline was not secured.
  • [last words] Oh, yes! Do say hello to Mr. Arrow.


  • [upon encountering Jim] Oh, this is fantastic! A carbon-based life form come to rescue me at last! I just want to hug you and squeeze you and hold you close to me.
  • I've been marooned for so long. I mean, solitude's fine, don't get me wrong. But for heaven's sake, after 100 years... YA GO A LITTLE NUTS!
  • I'd love to help, but I've, um, lost my mind! [laughs] "Lost my mind!" You haven't found it, have you? My missing piece? My primary memory circuit?
  • [singing] Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!
  • Disable laser cannons. What is the big deal? All we gotta do is unplug one little wire... [discovers countless similar wires that control parts of the ship] Oh, Mama.
  • This has gotta be cannons. [The gravity turns off] Maybe not.
  • [After removing the plug which controls gravity] BACK YOU GO, YA NAUGHTY PLUG! [Falls to the floor] AAAAHH!
  • Jimmy, I--I don't know about you, but I'm starting to see my life pass in front of my eyes. At least, I think it's my life. WAS I EVER DANCING WITH AN ANDROID NAMED LUPE?!
  • [after finally getting back his memory circuit] You know, uh, Jimmy, I was just thinking... I was just think-- Think-- It's all flooding back! All my memories! Right up until Flint pulled my memory circuit so I could never tell anybody about his BOOBY TRAP! [an explosion is heard] Speaking of which... Flint wanted to make sure that nobody could ever steal his treasure! So he rigged this whole planet to blow HIGHER THAN A KALEPSIAN KITE!
  • I am not leaving my buddy Jimmy! [Jim scowls at him] Unless he looks at me like that. BYE, JIM!


  • [as the Legacy reaches Treasure Planet] There it is! Feast eyes and click heels, if you got 'em!
  • [after the map seemingly leads the pirates to a dead end] I see nothing! One great big stinking hunk of NOTHING!
  • [after the pirates find Flint's treasure] We are going to need a bigger boat!
  • [As the Legacy flies through dangerous terrain] We were better off on exploding planet!


  • Sarah Hawkins: [repeated lines] James Pleiades Hawkins!
  • Billy Bones: [his last words, whispered to Jim] The cyborg! Beware the cyborg!
  • Mr. Arrow: I'll not tolerate a cross word about our Captain! There's no finer officer in this or any galaxy.


[Jim has been escorted home by two police robots]
Police Robot 1: [to Sarah Hawkins] We apprehended your son operating a solar vehicle in a restricted area.
Police Robot 2: Moving Violation 9-0-4, Section 15, Paragraph... um...
Jim Hawkins: Six?
Police Robot 2: Thank you.
Jim Hawkins: Don't mention it.
Sarah Hawkins: [in exasperation] Jim!
Police Robot 1: As you are aware, ma'am, this constitutes a violation of his probation.
Sarah Hawkins: [stuttering for an explanation] Yes, yes- No, I mean, I understand, but, um, co-couldn't we just-?
Dr. Delbert Doppler: [interrupting] Um, pardon me, officers, if I might, uh, interject here? I am the noted astrophysicist Dr. Delbert Doppler. Perhaps you've heard of me? [awkward silence] No? I have a clipping--
Police Robot 1: Are you the boy's father?
Sarah Hawkins and Delbert: Oh! Good heavens, no!
Sarah Hawkins: Eww! He's just an old friend of the family.
Both Police Robots: [to Delbert] BACK OFF, SIR!
Sarah Hawkins: Thank you, Delbert. I will take it from here.
Delbert: Well, Sarah, if you insist. [under his breath] Don't ever let me do that again.
Police Robot 1: [to Sarah] Due to repeated violations of statute 15-C, we have impounded his vehicle. Any more slip-ups will result in a one-way ticket to Juvenile Hall.
Police Robot 2: Kiddie hoosegow.
Police Robot 1: The slammo.
Sarah Hawkins: Thank you, officers. [toward Jim, firmly] It won't happen again.
Police Robot 1: We see his type all the time, ma'am.
Police Robot 2: Wrong choices.
Police Robot 1: Dead-enders.
Police Robot 2: Losers.
[Jim glares at them.]
Police Robot 1: [tips his hat] You take care now!
Police Robot 2: Let's motor.
[They depart, leaving an awkward silence behind them]

[A ship crash-lands on the Benbow Inn's pier, until Jim rushes over and knocks on the door's window.]
Jim: Hey, mister? Mister, you're okay in there, right?
[A clawed hand slams against the window, startling Jim. The door opens and Billy Bones, a tortoise-like alien, emerges with a small storage chest.]
Billy Bones: [coughs and grabs Jim's collar] He's a-comin'. Can ya hear 'im? [extends his neck toward Jim] Those gears and gyros, clickin' and whirrin' like the devil himself!
Jim: [nervously] Uh, hit your head there pretty hard, didn't ya?
Billy Bones: [lifting up his chest] He's after me chest. That fiendish cyborg, an' his band of cutthroats...! But they'll have to pry it from ol' Billy Bones' cold, dead fingers afore I-- [collapses, dropping the chest and coughing uncontrollably]
Jim: Oh, my... Uh, come on, give me your arm. [while holding him up] That's it. [helps Bones back to the Inn, with the chest]
Billy Bones: [weakly] Good lad...
Jim: [dryly] Mom's gonna love this.

Jim: [after discovering the map to Treasure Planet] Mom, this is it! This is the answer to all of our problems!
Sarah: Jim, there is absolutely no way--
Jim: Don't you remember? All those stories?
Sarah: That's all they were; stories.
Jim: With that treasure, we could rebuild the Benbow a hundred times over!
Sarah: Well, this-- it's just-- oh, my. Delbert, would you please explain how ridiculous this is?
Delbert: It's totally preposterous, traversing the entire galaxy alone.
[Jim rolls his eyes]
Sarah: Now at last, we hear some sense.
Delbert : That's why I'm going with you! [pulls out a suitcase]
Delbert: [runs around packing things] I'll use my savings to finance the expedition; I'll commission a ship, hire a captain and a crew...
Sarah: You're not serious.
Delbert: [slides down a tower of books] All my life, I've been waiting for an opportunity like this, and here it is screaming: "Go, Delbert! Go, Delbert! Go...!"
Sarah: [frustrated] Okay, okay! You're both grounded! [sighs]
Jim: Mom, look. I know that I keep messing everything up. And I know...that I let you down. But this is my chance to make it up to you. I'm gonna set things right.
Delbert : Sarah? If I may? [quietly speaks to her] You said yourself, you've tried everything. There are much worse remedies than a few character-building months in space.
Sarah: Are you saying this because it's the right thing or because you really wanna go?
Delbert : I really, really, really, really want to go. And it's the right thing.
[Sarah turns to Jim with a worried expression]
Sarah: Jim... I don't wanna lose you.
Jim: [smiles] Mom... You won't. we'll make you proud.
[Sarah smiles back]
Delbert : Well, ahem, there we are, then. We'll begin preparations at once. Jim, soon we'll be off to the Spaceport!

Captain Amelia: I'm Captain Amelia, late of a few run-ins with the Procyon Armada. Nasty business, but I won't bore you with my scars. You've met my first officer, Mr. Arrow. Sterling, tough, dependable, honest, brave and true.
Mr. Arrow: Please, Captain.
Captain Amelia: Oh, shut up, Arrow. You know I don't mean a word of it.

Captain Amelia: Doctor...To mule and blabber about a treasure map in front of this particular crew demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecilic. And I mean that is a very caring way.
Dr. Delbert Doppler :[taken aback] "Imbecilic," did you say? Foolishness! I've got--
Captain Amelia: [interrupting] May I see the Map, please?
[Delbert looks at Jim, Jim has a refusing look on his face. Delbert then gestures for him to give it up in a more serious manner. Jim tosses the Map to the Captain.]
Jim Hawkins: [flatly] Here.
[The Captain catches the Map, then looks at it with an observing smile.]
Captain Amelia: Hmm! Fascinating. [heads over to a cabinet and places the Map in a small chest.] Mr. Hawkins, in the future, you will address me as "Captain" or "Ma'am." Is that clear?
[Jim does not reply in response, but instead, rolls his eyes and looks away.]
Captain Amelia: [glances back at Jim with a serious look and speaks in a more serious tone.] Mr. Hawkins?
Jim Hawkins: [flatly and somewhat annoyed, but still respectful] Yes, ma'am.
Captain Amelia: That'll do. [closes the cabinet and locks it. Puts the key in her pocket.] Gentlemen, this must be kept under lock and key when not in use. And, Doctor, again - with the greatest possible respect - zip your howling screamer.
Dr. Delbert Doppler : Captain, I assure you that--
Captain Amelia: [interrupting] Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible. I... don't much care for this crew you hired. They're-- How did I describe them, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee.
Mr. Arrow: "A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots", ma'am.
Captain Amelia: [smiles smugly] There you go, poetry.
Dr. Delbert Doppler :[indignant] Now, see here--!
Captain Amelia: Doctor, I'd love to chat - tea, cake, the whole shebang - but I have a ship to launch, and you've got your outfit to buff up. Mr. Arrow, please escort these two neophytes down to the galley straight away. Young Hawkins will be working for our cook, Mr. Silver.
Jim Hawkins: [stops poking at a navigation tool and looks up, surprised] W-uh, what? The cook?

[Down at the galley]
Dr. Delbert Doppler: That woman! That... feline! Who else does she think is working for whom?!
Jim Hawkins: It's my map, and she's got me bussin' tables--
Mr. Arrow: [interrupting] I'll not tolerate a cross word about our Captain! There's no finer officer in this or any galaxy.
[They see a figure standing in a dark corner with a knife, whistling]
Mr. Arrow: Mr. Silver!
[Silver turns around to greet the trio, revealing his mechanical arm, leg, ear, and eye]
John Silver: Why, Mr. Arrow, sir! Bringin' such fine-lookin' distinguished gents to brace me humble galley? Had I known, I'd have tucked in me shirt! [tucks in his apron and chuckles while Jim observes his mechanical body parts.]
Jim Hawkins: [whispering to himself, remembering Billy Bones's dying warning] A cyborg!
Mr. Arrow: May I introduce Dr. Delbert Doppler, the financier of our voyage.
John Silver: [uses his cyborg eye to observe Doppler's spacesuit] Love the outfit, doc!
Dr. Delbert Doppler: [finding Silver's observing rather uncomfortable] Well, thank you. the eye. [pushes Jim toward Silver] This young lad is Jim Hawkins.
John Silver: Jimbo! [Holds out his arm for Jim to shake it, but there are five sharp tools instead of five fingers. Silver notices and switches it to a hand. Jim glares at the arm and Silver untrusting. Silver simply smiles and prepares a dish.] Ah, now, don't be too put off by this hunk o' hardware. [Switches from hand to small knife-like scissors. Slices up some shellfish into a bowl. He witches from scissors to cleaver to cut up some vegetables, but does this without looking and almost cuts off his left hand. Has a shocked look and then just smiles again.] WHOA! Heh-heh. [Switches the cyborg arm from cleaver to three clawed mini-arms. He throws three eggs and cracks them into the bowl.] These gears have been tough gettin' used to, but they do come in mighty handy from time to time. [Switches his arm as he throws the bowl on top and fire comes shooting out for a couple seconds. He pours the stew into a pot set on top of an open stove and adds some salt. He takes out a spoon and tries it to see if it's just right. He has an approving smile on his face. He pours some stew into two bowls, one for Doppler and one for Jim.] Here, now. Have a taste of me famous Bonzabeast Stew.
Dr. Delbert Doppler : [sniffing, and then tasting the stew] Mmm! Delightfully tangy, yet robust.
John Silver: Old family recipe. [Doppler sees an eyeball float to the top of the stew and yelps.] In fact, that was part of the old family! [laughs heartily] Ah, I'm just kiddin', doc. [Takes out the eye and swallows it.] I'm nuttin' if I ain't a kidder. [Sees Jim hesitating.] Go on, Jimbo, have a swig.
[Jim looks at the spoon again. Suddenly the top turns into a little pink face stuffed with the stew. The rest of the spoon does the same, revealing the form of smiling, pink blob. Turns into a straw and devours the rest of the stew in a flash.]
John Silver: Morph! You jiggle-headed blob o' mischief! So that's where you was hidin'!
[Morph peeks over the top of the bowl, chatters, then belches. He floats up and rubs against Jim's cheek.]
Jim Hawkins: Huh. What is that thing?
Morph: [imitating Jim] "What is that thing?"
[Jim touches Morph, who then shapeshifts into a miniature version of Jim.]
John Silver: He's... a Morph. I rescued the little shapeshifter on Proteus One.
[Morph transforms back and floats over the Silver; they cuddle each other.]
John Silver: Aw, he took a shine to me. We've been together ever since.
[Bell rings up on deck.]
Mr. Arrow: We're about to get underway. Would you like to observe the launch, Doctor?
Dr. Delbert Doppler: [thrilled] Would I?! Does an active galactic nucleus have superluminal jets?! [awkward silence] I'll follow you!
[Jim starts to follow them out, but is stopped by Arrow.]
Mr. Arrow: Mr. Hawkins will stay here, in your charge, Mr. Silver.
John Silver: [spits out the stew, surprised] Beggin' your pardon, sir, but, uh--
Mr. Arrow: Captain's orders! See to it the new cabin boy's kept busy.
[Both Jim and Silver attempt to protest, giving up simultaneously as Arrow departs.]
John Silver: So... Cap'n's put you with me, eh? [walks around Jim]
Jim Hawkins: [flatly] Whatever.
John Silver: [smiles and starts to prepare another dish.] Ah, who be a humble cyborg to argue with a Cap'n?
Jim Hawkins: Yeah... [Grabs a purp from a barrel and starts to walk around.] Ya know... These purps, they're kinda like the ones back home... On Montressor. Ya ever been there?
John Silver: Ah... Can't says I have, Jimbo.
Jim Hawkins: [taking a bite out of the purp] Come to think of it, just before I left, I met this old guy who was, uh... He was kind of looking for a cyborg buddy of his.
John Silver: Is that so?
Jim Hawkins: Yeah. What was that old salamander's name? Oh, yeah. Bones. Billy Bones?
John Silver: Bones? BONES? ... Eh, 'tain't ringin' any bells. Must've been a different cyborg. There's a slew of cyborgs roamin' this port.

John Silver: Ah, 'tis a grand day for sailing, Cap'n. And look at you! You're as trim and as bonnie as a sloop with new sails and a fresh coat of paint!
Captain Amelia: You can keep that kind of flim-flammery for your spaceport floozies, Silver!
Morph: [turns into a miniature Captain Amelia and mockingly imitates her] Spaceport floozies, spaceport floozies!
John Silver: [hurriedly hides Morph under his hat] Aw, you cut me to the quick, Captain. I speaks nuttin' but me heart at all times-
Morph: [starts raising Silver's hat, this time imitating Silver] Nuttin' but me heart!

Scroop: Cabin boys should learn to mind their own business.
Jim Hawkins: Why? You got something to hide, bright-eyes?
[Angered, Scroop snatches Jim up.]
Scroop: Maybe your ears don't work so well.
Jim Hawkins: Yeah. [grunts] Too bad my nose works just fine.
Scroop: Why, you impudent little...!
[Scroop slams Jim against the mast. Members of the crew gather to egg him on.]
Krailoni: Go ahead! Slice him! Dice him!
Scroop: [holding a claw to Jim's throat] Any last words, cabin boy?
John Silver: [grabs Scroop's claw] Mr. Scroop... you ever see what happens to a fresh purp when you squeeze real hard? [squeezes Scroop's claw, making him gasp in pain and drop Jim]
Mr. Arrow: [approaching] What's all this, then? You know the rules. There'll be no brawling on this ship. Any further offenders will be confined to the brig for the remainder of the voyage. Am I clear, Mr. Scroop?
Scroop: [glares at Mr. Arrow, but is given a warning scowl by Silver] Transparently.

[After Jim's argument with Scroop]
John Silver: Didn't your pap ever teach you to pick your fights a bit more carefully? [Jim looks away] Your father not the teachin' sort?
Jim Hawkins: No. He was more the taking-off-and-never-coming-back sort.
John Silver: [sympathetically] Oh... Sorry, lad.
Jim Hawkins: Hey, no big deal. I'm doing just fine.
John Silver: Is that so? [smirks] Well, since the Captain has put you in my charge, like it or not, I'll be pounding a few skills into that thick head of yours to keep you out of trouble.
Jim Hawkins: What?
John Silver: From now on, I'm not lettin' you out of me sight!
Jim Hawkins: You can't d--!
John Silver: You won't so much as eat, sleep, or scratch your BUM without my say-so!
Jim Hawkins: Don't do me any favors!
John Silver: Oh, you can be sure of that, lad! You can be sure of that! [laughs]

Jim Hawkins: [referring to Silver's robotic leg and arm] So, uh, how'd that happen anyway?
John Silver: You give up a few things...chasin' a dream.
Jim Hawkins: Was it worth it?
John Silver: Heh. [sighs] I'm hoping it is, Jimbo. I most surely am.

[Captain Amelia has just saved the crew from a black hole.]
Dr. Doppler: Captain! That--oh, my goodness. That was--that was absolutely--that was the most--
Captain Amelia: Oh, tish-tosh. Actually, Doctor, your astronomical advice was most helpful.
Dr. Doppler: Well, uh, uh--thank you. Thank you very much. Well, l have a lot of help to offer anatomically--amanamonically--uh-astronomically. [slaps himself on forehead]

Captain Amelia: All hands accounted for, Mr. Arrow? [He is nowhere to be seen] Mr Arrow?
Scroop: [Approaches, holding Arrow's hat] I'm afraid Mr. Arrow has been lost. [Amelia stares at the hat in horror] His lifeline was not secured.
[The crew members glare at Jim, who was in charge of securing the lifelines. Jim turns to Amelia, who gives him an angry yet sad look]
Jim Hawkins: No, I checked them ALL! [Jim pushes the crew aside and runs forward to check all the lifelines and reveals that Arrow's lifeline is missing.] I did. I checked them all. They were secure. I swear...

[Silver and some of the crew are privately plotting over mutiny. Unbeknownst to them, Jim is watching from within a barrel of fruit.]
Krailoni: Look, all I'm saying is, we're sick and tired of all of this waiting!
Hands: There's only three of them left.
Grewnge: We are wanting to move!
John Silver: We don't move until we got the treasure in hand!
Scroop: I say we kill them all now. [Silver steps on one of Scroop's six feet with his robotic foot] OW!!!
John Silver: [grabs him angrily and lifts him up high in the air] I say what's to say! Disobey my orders again, like that stunt you pulled with Mr. Arrow, and so help me, you'll be JOINING HIM! [throws him at the barrel]
Scroop: Strong talk, but I know otherwise.
[He reaches into the barrel. Jim passes him a fruit to avoid being discovered.]
Silver: You got something to say, Scroop?
Scroop: It's that boy. [smiles sinisterly] [Silver is unnerved] Methinks you have a soft... [he eats the fruit] spot for him.
Silver: [pauses, then regains composure] Now mark me, the lot of you! I care about one thing, and one thing only - Flint's trove! You think I'd risk it all for the sake of some... nose-whiping little whelp?!
[In the barrel, Jim is shocked and hurt.]
Scroop: [taunting] What was it now? "Oh, you got the makings of greatness in you"...
Silver: SHUT YOUR YAP! I cozied up to the kid to keep him off our scent. But I ain't gone soft!

Captain Amelia: Mr. Hawkins, the map, if you please.
[Jim pulls out the Map, but finds that it turns into Morph, who is laughing]
Jim Hawkins: Morph?!! MORPH, WHERE'S THE MAP?!
[Morph shapeshifts into a rope coil and the Map falling into the coil, meaning the map is still on the ship.]
Captain Amelia: Stifle that blob and get low. [looks up and sees the longboat flying past the sky.] We've got company.
[Amelia looks up the longboat and turns to Jim.]
Captain Amelia: We need a more defensible position. [gives Jim a gun] Mr. Hawkins, scout around.
Jim Hawkins: Aye, Captain.

Jim Hawkins: I gotta find a place to hide, and there's pirates chasing me--
B.E.N.: Oh, pirates! Don't get me started on pirates! I don't like them. I remember Captain Flint. This guy had such a temper.
Jim Hawkins: Wait, wait, wait. You knew Captain Flint?
B.E.N.: I think he suffered from mood swings, personally. I'm not a therapist in any way, but I--you let me know when I'm rambling!

Jim Hawkins: [sighs] Look, if you're gonna come along, you're gonna have to stop talking.
B.E.N.: HUZZAH! Ha-ha-ha! Oh, this is fantastic! Me and my best buddy are lookin' for a...
Jim Hawkins: [clears throat]
B.E.N.: [whispers] Being quiet.
Jim Hawkins: And you have to stop touching me.
B.E.N.: Touching and talking. Those are my two big no-nos.

Jim Hawkins: Boy. You are really something. [walks around Sliver] All that talk of greatness? Light coming off my sails? What a lame joke.
John Silver: Now, you just see here, Jimbo--
Jim Hawkins: I mean, at last you taught me only one thing. Stick to it, right? Well, that just what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make sure that you never see one drabloon of my treasure!
John Silver: [angry] THAT TREASURE IS OWED ME, BY 'TUNDER!!!
Jim Hawkins: [very angry] WELL, YOU JUST TRY TO FIND IT WITHOUT MY MAP, [imitating Silver] BY 'TUNDER!!!
John Silver: Oh, you still don't know how to pick your fights, do ya, boy?! Now mark me words: either I get that map by dawn tomorrow, or so help me, I'LL USE THE SHIP'S CANNONS TO BLAST YE ALL TO KINGDOM COME!!!

Captain Amelia: [delirious from injury] Gentlemen... we must stay together and... and... [groans]
Dr. Doppler: And what? What?! [takes off glasses] We must stay together and what?!
Captain Amelia: Doctor, you have... wonderful eyes.
Dr. Doppler: She's lost her mind!
Jim: Well, you gotta help her!
Dr. Doppler: Dang it, Jim! I'm an astronomer, not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor, but I'm not that kind of doctor! I have a doctorate, but it's not the same thing! You can't help people with a doctorate, you just sit there and you're useless!

Jim Hawkins: [spots Captain Flint's skeleton] Captain Flint?
B.E.N.: In the flesh! Well, s-sort of. Except for skin, organs... or anything that--that resembles flesh - that's not there.

Dr. Doppler: All my life, I dreamed of an adventure like this. [sighs] I'm just sorry I couldn't have been... more helpful to you.
Captain Amelia: Oh, don't be daft. You've been very helpful. Truly.
Dr. Doppler: I feel like such a useless weakling... [hands slip out of the rope he was tied with] ...with abnormally thin wrists! [to Grewnge, the pirate guarding them, while pretending to still be tied up] Excuse me, brutish pirate.
Grewnge: [belches]
Dr. Doppler: Yes, you. I have a question. Is it that your body is too massive for your teeny-tiny head... or is it that your head is too teeny-tiny for your big, fat body?!
Grewnge: [grabs Doppler] I pummel you good!
Dr. Doppler: Yes, I'm sure you will, but before you do, I have one more question. [pulls out a gun and points it at Grewnge's belly, smirks] Is this yours?

[Silver has chosen Jim over the treasure.]
Jim Hawkins: Silver, you gave up--?
John Silver: Just a lifelong obsession, Jimbo. I'll get over it.

[With Captain Amelia still injured, Doppler's steering the ship.]
Captain Amelia: Doctor, head us back to the portal.
Dr. Doppler: Aye, Captain.
Captain Amelia: Down on the right! THE RIGHT!

[Jim saves the crew and ship]
Silver: Didn't I tell you the lad had greatness in him?!
[The pirates cheer Jim while Doppler and Amelia hug, realize what they're doing and don't stop]
Amelia: [to Jim] Unothrodox, but ludicrously effective. I'd be proud to recommend you to the Interstellar Academy. They could do it all with a man like you.
Doppler: [excited] Just wait until your mother hears about this! [quietly] Of course, we may downplay the life-threatening parts.



  • Find your place in the universe.
  • Robert Louis Stevenson's Greatest Adventure 'Treasure Island' As It Has Never Been Seen Before
  • Chart your own course.
  • They're on the search for gold, but they better watch out for Silver.

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