Turner & Hooch

From Wikiquote
Jump to: navigation, search

Turner & Hooch is a 1989 comedy film starring Tom Hanks, Mare Winningham, Craig T. Nelson, and Reginald VelJohnson. It was directed by Roger Spottiswoode; the film was originally slated to be directed by Henry Winkler, but he was terminated due to "creative differences". It was co-written by Michael Blodgett from Beyond the Valley of the Dolls fame.


Amos: Let him go, Hooch! I'm sorry, Scott. I don't have the hand-strength I used to. You're okay, aren't you?
Scott: Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I was looking forward to a nice quiet cup of coffee. BUT NOW, I'M AWAKE!

Emily: Well, it's a nice night. And I have to walk Camille. Do you want to take a walk with me?
Scott: No, no. Well, you see, I'm starting to like you. And if we're going to walk, I'm just going to like you even more. And then one day, we might even end up in love and everything will go on fine for a while. But-but then one day, *bang* you're going to call me a selfish compulsive bastard! You're going to pull your hair, you're going to scream and you're going to say "You never want to see me again because I drive you crazy, and I'm left shattered. Now, who needs that? Good night!"

[to Hooch]

Scott: Don't eat the car! Not the car! Oh, what am I yelling at you for? You're a dog!

Scott: These are the simple rules. No barking, no growling, you will not lift you leg to anything in this house. This is not your room. No slobbering, no chewing, you will wear a flea collar. This is not your room. No begging for food, no sniffing off crotches, and you will not drink from my toilet. This is not your room.

Scott: [Hooch won't stop barking at night; shouting] What? What? What is it? What? If you're hungry, finish the hamburgers! Eat the buns! You're not thirsty, you're not touching the water, the orange juice, cranapple - what is it I'm supposed to do? Make you a Margurita? SHUT UP! SHUT UP! This has been going on for two and a half hours! BE QUIET!

Scott: [Hooch won't stop barking] Alright, what am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to stand out on the porch all night long?
Neighbor: Give him a Valium, Turner! Take one yourself!
Scott: [yells] Hey, shut up! I'm a policeman! Gu - Want your car towed?

[Hooch goes inside the house, knocking the door shut and it's locked]

Scott: OH, NO! AAH! Ah, you stupid dog! AH, YA STUPID DOG!

Scott: $97.51? Is that pesos? This is for a dog. $97.51? I'm not going to eat this stuff. Did I buy a smoked salmon - $97.51?

[holding toy]

Scott: How much if I take this back? I'd take to talk to Kevin. Could you call him, please? KEVIN!

[Hooch has dragged Scott through the pet door. Scott is now hanging upside down]

Emily: What are you doing to this dog?
Scott: Just taking him for a walk!
Emily: He's bleeding. My God! How long has he been bleeding?
Scott: Not long enough.


External links[edit]

Wikipedia has an article about: