Ralph Quotes Dialogue
- Ralph: [to Vanellope] WHY...are you following me?
- Vanellope: Oh, I'll tell you why. [sings]
- 'Cause I'm all alone.
- There's no one here beside me.
- My problems have all gone.
- There's no one to deride me!
- But ya gotta have friends!
- Ralph: Stop singing! Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends.
- Vanellope: Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest.
- Ralph: Listen, little vanellope. Take a look at me, what am I?
- Vanellope: Uh... [looks Ralph up and down] really tall?
- Ralph: No, I'm an wreck-it! You know, "Grab your torch and pitchforks!" Doesn't that bother you?
- Vanellope: [shakes his head happily] Nope.
- Ralph: [surprised] Really?
- Vanellope: Really really.
- Vanellope: [eyes the KEEP OUT signs surrounding Ralph's home] I guess you don't, uh, entertain much, do you?
- Ralph: I like my privacy.
- Vanellope: Y'know, I do too! That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give 'em a hint, they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence, you know...
- [silence ensues]
- Vanellope: ...Can I stay with you?
- Ralph: What?
- Vanellope: Can I stay with you... please?
- Ralph: Of course!
- Vanellope: Really?
- Ralph: No.
- Vanellope: Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak! [slight pause; Ralph gives Vanellope a look] Well, maybe you do, but that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta lemme stay!
- Vanellope: This is gonna be fun. We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin', I'm makin' waffles!
- Ralph: Ohh!
- Vanellope: Where do, uh, I sleep?
- Ralph: OUTSIDE!
Ralph 2 Quotes Dialogue
- Vanellope: All right, all right. I get it! I'm just so darn bored!
- Ralph: Well, find a way to entertain yourself.
- [Vanellope pops his lips, then again, and Ralph grows more impatient, then Vanellope pops his lips a third time]
- Ralph: [restrains temper] Oh! For 5 minutes... Could you not be yourself? [loudly] FOR 5 MINUTES!!!
- [after another moment of silence, Vanellope pops his lips one last time]
- Ralph: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! ARE WE THERE YET?!?!
- Peach: Yes!
- Vanellope: Oh, finally!
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