User:DrOxacropheles
This is the Wikiquote page for User:DrOxacropheles, the asshole incarnation from planet Klastron. In appreciation of the Horribly Horror Wars which have struck the cosmos with the Horribly Horror Whores, we are keeping you in the dark.
- God: Have you ever consorted with the Devil or slept with a graveyard?
- The Devil: Bitch, what You talking about? I AM THE DEVIL!
(awkward pause)
- Michael: Gee, as if the acting in this wasn't bad enough, You are about as wise as directing movies as Tommy Wiseau. So want to see any poppycock anus bubbles?
- God: What in Hell are you on about?
- Michael: (looks at camera) It's ironic because He made Hell! (goofy music plays as Michael shrugs at the camera)
- Sardis: Have you got your cookies yet?
- The Devil: In a few minutes, bitch.
- Famine: But if we find you here again, in your, black Cadillac, we will not be so lenient.
- Pestilence: Think of this as a little reprise.
(The Horsemen trope off)
- Lilith: It's OK, Beelzebub, you can come out now, the Horsemen have fucked off.
- Beelzebub: YOU'RE A BITCH OK.
- Lilith: Who you calling a bitch?
- Beelzebub: YOU.
- Saint James: And beware the one who reads from the Book of Babylon, for he has used toilet paper with dogshit on it that shall never go astray.