User:Guy M

About me: See wikipedia:User:Guy M
My project: Las Vegas Wiki

I place here, my favorite quotes I have found on Wikiquote
for easy retrieval.

These quotes all have some meaning to me. 
* Maybe a reflection of me who I am,
* Touch me or cause emotions to stir within myself,
* or simply provoke thought.

"Let's get one thing straight. I'm not."

Kate Clinton

"They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!"

Lea DeLaria

"What do you mean, you 'don't believe in homosexuality?' It's not like the Easter Bunny; your belief isn't necessary."

Lea DeLaria

"I came out to my family on Thanksgiving. I said, mom, please pass the gravy to a homosexual. She passed it to my father. A terrible scene ensued."

Bob Smith

"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work. 'Hello, can't work today. Still queer.'"

Robin Tyler

" 'Straight-looking Marine seeks straight cop to please...' How straight do they look when they're down on their knees?"

Give Me A Homosexual, Romanovsky and Phillips

44 MEN AND 1 WOMAN ARRESTED FOR FEMALE IMPERSONATION

New York Post headline, c. 1968

I do not impersonate females! How many women do you know who wear seven inch heels, four foot wigs, and skintight dresses?

RuPaul

• Wait'll you see MY act. Bertha Venation, in the Dance ... of the Virgin.
• Which she does completely from memory.
• Bitch!

Bertha Venation and Marsha Dimes, in Torch Song Trilogy

"Wait a minute..."

Last words, Pope Alexander VI