User:JakeyPotter/Homestuck

Homestuck is a webcomic written, drawn and animated by Andrew Hussie.

Kids

John Egbert (GT/ghostyTrickster or EB/ectoBiologist)

• i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
  • John: Open message.

Dave Strider (TG/turntechGodhead)

• itd suck if the universe blew up on account of you missing your window of opportunity to help yourself to a pubescent boy's naked spam porpoise
  • Dave: Answer.

Trolls

Note: All trolls have a sort of typing quirk, if it be swapping letters or certain sounds, i.e. ate/ait for 8.

Karkat Vantas

• MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.
  • Karkat: Troll this worthless human.

Vriska Serket

• You don't have to 8e alive to make yourself relevant. And you don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
  • [A6I5 ==>]

Dialogue

The dialogue is presented in the form as it in the comic, using a message box to display conversations on a single panel.

Dave: who were you talking to

Davesprite: just telling a troll to step off

Dave: ok cool

Dave: so now that youre a sprite

Dave: do you know everything about the game

Davesprite: well i knew a lot anyway

Davesprite: cause im from the future

Davesprite: but yeah i know more stuff now

Davesprite: like things meant specifically for sprites to clue players in on

Davesprite: but packaged in these like

Davesprite: i guess riddles

Davesprite: im supposed to be cagey about it

Davesprite: but i dont really feel like it

Davesprite: ask me anything go ahead ill give you a straight answer

Dave: alright

Dave: here goes

Dave: why are we so fucking awesome

Davesprite: thats the best fucking question anybody ever asked

Davesprte: Chill with Dave.

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Terezi: 1 4M SO SORRY YOU GUYS

Terezi: W3 4R3 4CTU4LLY 4 LOT COOL3R TH4N TH1S!

Dave: are you actually

Terezi: ...

Terezi: NO

Terezi: NO W3 AR3 NOT

[A6I1 ==>]

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