Homestuck is a webcomic written, drawn and animated by Andrew Hussie.
John Egbert (GT/ghostyTrickster or EB/ectoBiologist)
- i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
Rose Lalonde (TT/tentacleTherapist)
Dave Strider (TG/turntechGodhead)
- itd suck if the universe blew up on account of you missing your window of opportunity to help yourself to a pubescent boy's naked spam porpoise
Jade Harley (GG/gardenGnostic)
Note: All trolls have a sort of typing quirk, if it be swapping letters or certain sounds, i.e. ate/ait for 8.
- MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.
- You don't have to 8e alive to make yourself relevant. And you don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
- [A6I5 ==>]
The dialogue is presented in the form as it in the comic, using a message box to display conversations on a single panel.
- Dave: who were you talking to
- Davesprite: just telling a troll to step off
- Dave: ok cool
- Dave: so now that youre a sprite
- Dave: do you know everything about the game
- Davesprite: well i knew a lot anyway
- Davesprite: cause im from the future
- Davesprite: but yeah i know more stuff now
- Davesprite: like things meant specifically for sprites to clue players in on
- Davesprite: but packaged in these like
- Davesprite: i guess riddles
- Davesprite: im supposed to be cagey about it
- Davesprite: but i dont really feel like it
- Davesprite: ask me anything go ahead ill give you a straight answer
- Dave: alright
- Dave: here goes
- Dave: why are we so fucking awesome
- Davesprite: thats the best fucking question anybody ever asked
- Davesprte: Chill with Dave.
- Terezi: 1 4M SO SORRY YOU GUYS
- Terezi: W3 4R3 4CTU4LLY 4 LOT COOL3R TH4N TH1S!
- Dave: are you actually
- Terezi: ...
- Terezi: NO
- Terezi: NO W3 AR3 NOT
- [A6I1 ==>]