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Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. There are 198 episodes (movies), 60 shorts, and 4 specials in the MST3K canon. (See Notes below for help on using this page.)
| KTMA | 00 | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | ||
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| S1 | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | |||||||||||
| S2 | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | |||||||||||
| S3 | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| S4 | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| S5 | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| S6 | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| S7 | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | MST3K: The Movie (This Island Earth) | |||||||||||||||||
| S8 | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | ||
| S9 | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | |||||||||||
| S10 | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | |||||||||||
| Short | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | ||||
| 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | |||||
| 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | 58 | 59 | 60 | |||||
| Spec | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | Notes | Major cast | See also | External links | ||||||||||||||||
Notes[edit]
- How to use this page. You can browse these quotes by scrolling through the page, looking for a specific title using your browser's Find or Search feature, or click on a numbered link in the table of contents. As you pause your mouse over each box in the table, the title of the episode, short, or special will pop up in a tooltip. (Some older browsers don't provide this feature or have it disabled, in which case you can still see the title as a URL in your browser's status bar.)
- What kind of quotes to add. Much of the humor in Mystery Science Theater 3000 comes from visual or sound sources that cannot be adequately communicated through a text quote page. A good guideline for adding quotes here is to limit them to ones that communicate their humor through the text itself, with a minimum of context. On the other hand, these quotes do include MST3K humor that arises from cultural references that aren't practical to explain within a quote page, so they are left as mental exercises for the reader (or the use of external sites with such explanations).
- How to format quotes. See the discussion page for suggested formatting and more inclusion guidelines.
- What do the colors mean?. The color scheme for the table indicates the different channels and cast arrangements for MST3K:
| KTMA: Season 0 | Joel (Hodgson) & the Bots, Dr. Forrester, Dr. Erhardt |
|---|---|
| Comedy Central: Season 1 | Joel (Robinson) & the Bots, Dr. Forrester, Dr. Erhardt |
| Comedy Central: Seasons 2-5 | Joel (Robinson) & the Bots, Dr. Forrester, TV's Frank |
| Comedy Central: Seasons 5-6 | Mike & the Bots, Dr. Forrester, TV's Frank |
| Comedy Central: Season 7 | Mike & the Bots, Dr. Forrester, Pearl Forrester |
| Gramercy: MST3K: The Movie | Mike & the Bots, Dr. Forrester |
| Sci Fi Channel: Seasons 8-10 | Mike & the Bots, Pearl Forrester, Professor Bobo, Observer |
| Short features (various seasons) | (various casts & channels) |
| CCC, SFC: Specials (movie reviews) | Mike & the Bots |
Season 0[edit]
The Green Slime[edit]
Invaders from the Deep[edit]
Revenge of the Mysterons[edit]
Star Force: Fugitive Alien II[edit]
Gamera vs. Barugon[edit]
Gamera[edit]
Gamera vs. Gaos[edit]
Gamera vs. Zigra[edit]
Gamera vs. Guiron[edit]
Phase IV[edit]
Cosmic Princess[edit]
Humanoid Woman[edit]
Fugitive Alien[edit]
SST: Death Flight[edit]
Mighty Jack[edit]
Superdome[edit]
City on Fire[edit]
Time of the Apes[edit]
The Million Eyes of Sumuru[edit]
Hangar 18[edit]
The Last Chase[edit]
Legend of the Dinosaur[edit]
Season 1[edit]
The Crawling Eye[edit]
The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy[edit]
Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 1 (short)[edit]
The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy (movie)[edit]
Mad Monster[edit]
Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 2 (short)[edit]
Mad Monster (movie)[edit]
Women of the Prehistoric Planet[edit]
The Corpse Vanishes[edit]
Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 3 (short)[edit]
The Corpse Vanishes (movie)[edit]
The Crawling Hand[edit]
Robot Monster[edit]
Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 4 (short)[edit]
Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 5 (short)[edit]
Robot Monster (movie)[edit]
The Slime People[edit]
Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 6 (short)[edit]
The Slime People (movie)[edit]
Project Moonbase[edit]
Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 7 (short)[edit]
Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 8 (short)[edit]
Project Moonbase (movie)[edit]
Robot Holocaust[edit]
Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 9 (short)[edit]
Robot Holocaust (movie)[edit]
Moon Zero Two[edit]
Untamed Youth[edit]
The Black Scorpion[edit]
Season 2[edit]
Rocketship X-M[edit]
The Sidehackers[edit]
Jungle Goddess[edit]
The Phantom Creeps, Chapter 1 (short)[edit]
Jungle Goddess (movie)[edit]
Catalina Caper[edit]
Rocket Attack U.S.A.[edit]
The Phantom Creeps, Chapter 2 (short)[edit]
Rocket Attack U.S.A. (movie)[edit]
Ring of Terror[edit]
Ring of Terror (movie)[edit]
The Phantom Creeps, Chapter 3 (short)[edit]
Wild Rebels[edit]
Lost Continent[edit]
The Hellcats[edit]
King Dinosaur[edit]
X Marks the Spot (short)[edit]
King Dinosaur (movie)[edit]
First Spaceship on Venus[edit]
Godzilla vs. Megalon[edit]
Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster[edit]
Season 3[edit]
Cave Dwellers[edit]
Gamera[edit]
Pod People[edit]
Gamera vs. Barugon[edit]
Stranded in Space[edit]
Time of the Apes[edit]
Daddy-O[edit]
Alphabet Antics (short)[edit]
Daddy-O (movie)[edit]
Gamera vs. Gaos[edit]
The Amazing Colossal Man[edit]
Fugitive Alien[edit]
It Conquered the World[edit]
Snow Thrills (short)[edit]
It Conquered the World (movie)[edit]
Gamera vs. Guiron[edit]
Earth vs. the Spider[edit]
Speech: Using Your Voice (short)[edit]
Earth vs. the Spider (movie)[edit]
Mighty Jack[edit]
Teenage Caveman[edit]
Aquatic Wizards (short)[edit]
Catching Trouble (short)[edit]
Teenage Caveman (movie)[edit]
Gamera vs. Zigra[edit]
Viking Women and the Sea Serpent[edit]
The Home Economics Story (short)[edit]
Viking Women and the Sea Serpent (movie)[edit]
Star Force: Fugitive Alien II[edit]
War of the Colossal Beast[edit]
Mr. B Natural (short)[edit]
War of the Colossal Beast (movie)[edit]
The Unearthly[edit]
Posture Pals (short)[edit]
Appreciating Our Parents (short)[edit]
The Unearthly (movie)[edit]
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians[edit]
Master Ninja I[edit]
The Castle of Fu Manchu[edit]
Master Ninja II[edit]
Season 4[edit]
Space Travelers[edit]
The Giant Gila Monster[edit]
City Limits[edit]
Teenagers from Outer Space[edit]
Being from Another Planet[edit]
Attack of the Giant Leeches[edit]
Undersea Kingdom, Chapter 1 (short)[edit]
Attack of the Giant Leeches (movie)[edit]
The Killer Shrews[edit]
Junior Rodeo Daredevils (short)[edit]
The Killer Shrews (movie)[edit]
Hercules Unchained[edit]
Indestructible Man[edit]
Undersea Kingdom, Chapter 2 (short)[edit]
Indestructible Man (movie)[edit]
Hercules Against the Moon Men[edit]
The Magic Sword[edit]
Hercules and the Captive Women[edit]
Manhunt in Space[edit]
General Hospital, Installment 1 (short)[edit]
Manhunt in Space (movie)[edit]
Tormented[edit]
The Beatniks[edit]
General Hospital, Installment 2 (short)[edit]
The Beatniks (movie)[edit]
Fire Maidens of Outer Space[edit]
Crash of the Moons[edit]
General Hospital, Installment 3 (short)[edit]
Crash of the Moons (movie)[edit]
Attack of the Eye Creatures[edit]
The Rebel Set[edit]
Johnny at the Fair (short)[edit]
The Rebel Set (movie)[edit]
The Human Duplicators[edit]
Monster A-Go-Go[edit]
Circus on Ice (short)[edit]
Monster A-Go-Go (movie)[edit]
The Day the Earth Froze[edit]
Here Comes the Circus (short)[edit]
The Day the Earth Froze (movie)[edit]
Bride of the Monster[edit]
Hired! Part 1 (short)[edit]
Bride of the Monster (movie)[edit]
Manos: The Hands of Fate[edit]
Hired! Part 2 (short)[edit]
Manos: The Hands of Fate (movie)[edit]
Season 5[edit]
Warrior of the Lost World[edit]
Hercules[edit]
Swamp Diamonds[edit]
What to Do on a Date (short)[edit]
Swamp Diamonds (movie)[edit]
Secret Agent Super Dragon[edit]
The Magic Voyage of Sinbad[edit]
Eegah[edit]
I Accuse My Parents[edit]
The Truck Farmer (short)[edit]
I Accuse My Parents (movie)[edit]
Operation Double 007[edit]
The Girl in Lovers Lane[edit]
The Painted Hills[edit]
Body Care and Grooming (short)[edit]
The Painted Hills (movie)[edit]
Gunslinger[edit]
Mitchell[edit]
The Brain That Wouldn't Die[edit]
Teen-Age Strangler[edit]
Is This Love? (short)[edit]
Teen-Age Strangler (movie)[edit]
The Wild Wild World of Batwoman[edit]
Cheating (short)[edit]
The Wild Wild World of Batwoman (movie)[edit]
Alien from L.A.[edit]
Beginning of the End[edit]
The Atomic Brain[edit]
What About Juvenile Delinquency? (short)[edit]
The Atomic Brain (movie)[edit]
Outlaw[edit]
Radar Secret Service[edit]
Last Clear Chance (short)[edit]
Radar Secret Service (movie)[edit]
Santa Claus[edit]
Teen-Age Crime Wave[edit]
Village of the Giants[edit]
12 to the Moon[edit]
Design for Dreaming (short)[edit]
12 to the Moon (movie)[edit]
Season 6[edit]
Girls Town[edit]
Invasion USA[edit]
A Date with Your Family (short)[edit]
Invasion USA (movie)[edit]
The Dead Talk Back[edit]
The Selling Wizard (short)[edit]
The Dead Talk Back (movie)[edit]
Zombie Nightmare[edit]
Colossus and the Headhunters[edit]
The Creeping Terror[edit]
Bloodlust![edit]
Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm (short)[edit]
Bloodlust! (movie)[edit]
Code Name: Diamond Head[edit]
A Day at the Fair (short)[edit]
Code Name: Diamond Head (movie)[edit]
The Skydivers[edit]
Why Study Industrial Arts? (short)[edit]
The Skydivers (movie)[edit]
The Violent Years[edit]
A Young Man's Fancy (short)[edit]
The Violent Years (movie)[edit]
Last of the Wild Horses[edit]
The Starfighters[edit]
The Sinister Urge[edit]
Keeping Clean and Neat (short)[edit]
The Sinister Urge (movie)[edit]
San Francisco International[edit]
Kitten with a Whip[edit]
Racket Girls[edit]
Are You Ready for Marriage? (short)[edit]
Racket Girls (movie)[edit]
The Sword and the Dragon[edit]
High School Big Shot[edit]
Out of This World (short)[edit]
High School Big Shot (movie)[edit]
Red Zone Cuba[edit]
Speech: Platform, Posture & Appearance (short)[edit]
Red Zone Cuba (movie)[edit]
Danger!! Death Ray[edit]
The Beast of Yucca Flats[edit]
Money Talks (short)[edit]
Progress Island USA (short)[edit]
The Beast of Yucca Flats (movie)[edit]
Angels Revenge[edit]
The Amazing Transparent Man[edit]
The Days of Our Years (short)[edit]
The Amazing Transparent Man (movie)[edit]
Samson vs. the Vampire Women[edit]
Season 7[edit]
Night of the Bloodbeast[edit]
Once Upon a Honeymoon (short)[edit]
Night of the Blood Beast (movie)[edit]
The Brute Man[edit]
The Chicken of Tomorrow (short)[edit]
The Brute Man (movie)[edit]
Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell[edit]
The Incredible Melting Man[edit]
Escape 2000[edit]
Laserblast[edit]
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie[edit]
Season 8[edit]
Revenge of the Creature[edit]
The Leech Woman[edit]
The Mole People[edit]
The Deadly Mantis[edit]
The Thing That Couldn't Die[edit]
The Undead[edit]
Terror from the Year 5000[edit]
The She-Creature[edit]
I Was a Teenage Werewolf[edit]
The Giant Spider Invasion[edit]
Parts: The Clonus Horror[edit]
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies[edit]
Jack Frost[edit]
Riding with Death[edit]
Agent for H.A.R.M.[edit]
Prince of Space[edit]
Horror of Party Beach[edit]
Devil Doll[edit]
Invasion of the Neptune Men[edit]
Space Mutiny[edit]
Time Chasers[edit]
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank[edit]
Season 9[edit]
The Projected Man[edit]
The Phantom Planet[edit]
Puma Man[edit]
Werewolf[edit]
The Deadly Bees[edit]
The Space Children[edit]
Century 21 Calling (short)[edit]
The Space Children (movie)[edit]
Hobgoblins[edit]
The Touch of Satan[edit]
Gorgo[edit]
The Final Sacrifice[edit]
Devil Fish[edit]
The Screaming Skull[edit]
Robot Rumpus (A Gumby Adventure) (short)[edit]
The Screaming Skull (movie)[edit]
Quest of the Delta Knights[edit]
Season 10[edit]
Soultaker[edit]
Girl in Gold Boots[edit]
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders[edit]
Future War[edit]
Blood Waters of Dr. Z[edit]
Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues[edit]
Track of the Moon Beast[edit]
Final Justice[edit]
Hamlet[edit]
It Lives by Night[edit]
Horrors of Spider Island[edit]
Squirm[edit]
A Case of Spring Fever (short)[edit]
Squirm (movie)[edit]
Diabolik[edit]
Specials[edit]
MST3K Little Gold Statue Preview Special[edit]
MST3K 1st Annual Summer Blockbuster Review[edit]
MST3K 2nd Annual Summer Blockbuster Review[edit]
MST3K Academy of Robots Choice Awards Preview Special[edit]
Assignment: Venezuela (short)[edit]
- NOTE: This short was never aired, but it is available on videotape.
Major cast[edit]
- Joel Hodgson — Joel Robinson (1989-1993)/Joel Hodgson (1988)
- Josh Weinstein — Tom Servo/Dr. Laurence Erhardt (1988-1989)/Gypsy (1988)
- Trace Beaulieu — Crow T. Robot/Dr. Clayton Forrester (1988-1996)
- Kevin Murphy — Tom Servo (1990-1999)/Professor Bobo (1997-1999)/Cambot (1988)
- Jim Mallon — Gypsy (1989-1997)
- Frank Conniff — TV's Frank (1990-1995)
- Michael J. Nelson — Mike Nelson (1993-1999)
- Mary Jo Pehl — Pearl Forrester (1996-1999)/Magic Voice (1992-1996)
- Bill Corbett — Crow T. Robot/Observer (1997-1999)
- Patrick Brantseg — Gypsy (1997-1999)
See also[edit]
External links[edit]
- Mystery Science Theater 3000 quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie quotes at the Internet Movie Database