User:NrDg
The right to free speech in no way implies any right to be taken seriously!
Of all things I've lost, i miss my mind the most.
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow - what a ride!" -- Peter Sage
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.
If you haven't grown up by age 50, you don't have to.
Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face. - Confucious
The difference between a Harley and a Hoover is the position of the dirt bag.
You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use duct tape.
Only bikers know why dogs hang their heads out the window!
Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
More and more these days I find myself pondering on how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits. - John Kirk Nelson
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.- Douglas Adams
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.
There's a fine line between fishing and just sitting there looking stupid.
Just remember "Growing old is mandatory BUT growing up is optional"
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin
The power of accurate observation is called cynicism by those who have not got it. - George Bernard Shaw
There's no such thing as a free lunch, but certain accounting practices can result in a fully-depreciated one.
The importance of morality is that people behave themselves even if nobody's watching. There are not enough cops and laws to replace personal morality as a means to produce a civilized society. Indeed, the police and criminal justice system are the last desperate line of defense for a civilized society. Unfortunately, too many of us see police, laws and the criminal justice system as society's first line of defense. - Walter Williams
The purpose of a college education is to give people the right attitude towards minorities and the means to live as far away from them as possible. - Fark
The plural of anecdote is not data - Kim Du Toit
To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society - Theodore Roosevelt
We wouldn't worry what people thought of us if we realised how seldom they do.
In the old days when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks they called it 'witchcraft'. Now they call it 'golf'
Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population. - Albert Einstein
They say that copper wire was invented by two Scots fighting over a penny.
Everything happens for a reason. #1 reason: poor planning.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. - George Bernard Shaw
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
In all mankind’s history, there’s never been more damage done than by people who thought they were doing the right thing. - Charles Schulz
Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are gone and the rest are handicapped!!!
A communist is someone who reads Marx. An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx. - Ronald Reagan
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. - Isaac Asimov
I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's. - unknown
Some people are like slinkies. They don't really have a purpose but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. - unknown
Communication is the response you get. - unknown
Misogynist: A man who treats women like women treat each other. - H.L. Mencken
"Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are gone and the rest are handicapped!!!" - some woman on the net
Remember, no one listens until you fart
While it is true that there is artificial intelligence, there is no doubt that all stupidity is genuine.