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Aftershock
[edit]- Virgil: Mutant? Now that's degrading.
- Richie: You have a better word for it?
- Virgil: I kind of like... meta-human.
- Virgil: What if I turn into some kind of blob?
- Richie: You're not gonna turn into a blob. Now, primordial ooze, that's another story.
- Virgil: Ok, Mr. Def Comedy Jam.
- Doctor: Your looking pretty health Virgil
- Virgil: Well, I've been going through these ... changes.
- Doctor: Well, that's normal for someone your age.
- Virgil: Trust me, Doc, this is not normal.
- Doctor: Do these changes involve another person?
- Virgil: A lot of them.
- Doctor: Does your father know what you've been doing?
- Virgil: What?! Whoa, Doc, we're talking about two totally different things here.
- York: You're that freak from TV!
- Static: You say freak, I say unique!
- Static: The name's "Static". I put a shock to your system.
- York: Yeah, well so do I. (Starts to shoot at Static with a hand-held laser.)
- Static: Lucky that water main was there.
- Richie: Uh, Virg...? That wasn't a water main. It was a sewer line.
- Static: (sniffs the air) I think Static's work here is done.