User:Toast~enwikiquote

Toast, The one and only

This page doesn't need to be sourced! I ask that if you wish to quote here don't use my name though

• I look at it this way, if the guitarist jumps ship, and we can't replace him, i'll point my gun at my drummer, and he'll point his at me, we'll count to three and end this madness
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• When life gives you lemons make Budwiser
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• My mom looked at me the other day and i asked her 'what are you looking at?'
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• 8.6
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• I look at the kids who wear slippers to school and i think to myself 'America'
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• Uh-oh, don't get me started on Bush, Hillary, Obama, or McAin!
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• Do you like your head? I thought so, now shut the fuck up
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• Nobody ever looks at me and says 'have a nice day' it just proves my point that i'm the only nice guy in a world full of dipshits
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• Somedays youz stepps in it and somedays youz sleeps
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• It's ok to come in third place, the only thing you'll have to deal with is your dad
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• Ya i'm mexican, ya i'm white, ya i'm black, ya i'm asian. What the fuck is it to you?
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• You know the world has gone to shit when wikiquote let's dipshits like me do this!
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