"I'm not the best at being a pest, but I'm still better than the rest!"
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"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Well, all work and no play must make me a woman."
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"The way I see it, over in Wikipedia, there are five ways you can establish yourself. One, you can create hundreds of useful articles. Two, you can revert a lot of vandalism. Three, you can significantly help an article get promoted to Featured Status. Four, you can run around giving cookie and smilie templates to people as a gesture of friendliness. And five, you can lavishly decorate your userpage with flashy userboxes. I've done all but one, and remained unnoticed. What's with that?"
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"I highly doubt there's such a thing as Global warming, but if there is, it's only Mother Earth's efforts to compensate the coldness in human hearts these days."
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"I know celebrities like Gwen Stefani and Reese Witherspoon don't know there is anyone with the name "Wilhelmina Will". But I also know that every day, they wish they did."
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"I think it would be better to give up marrying the man you loved, than to give up loving the man you married."
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"I really don't care whether I have DYK rights or not; if the community decides to allow me back there again, that's good, and I'll accept it. If they decide not to, however, I'll accept that as well. This ban reminded me that the number one best thing to do for your child-articles is to just get them made."[1]
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It's either so hard to remember, or so easy to forget. But which?[2]