WCW Pay Per View Events

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This is a list of quotes from various NWA/WCW Pay Per View events from 1983-2001.

1996[edit]

Bash at the Beach[edit]

Michael Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. Tonight here at the 1996 WCW Bash at the Beach, an event like no longer in the history of professional wrestling is about to take place. A group of outsiders have threatened the sanctity of WCW with a hostile takeover. A lottery has been held among the great superstars of World Championship Wrestling, and three men have been selected to defend the honor and possibly the very existence of the WCW. Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready?!
[The crowd cheers]
Tony Schiavone: Damn right we are.
Michael: WCW fans, are you rrrrrrrrrrrrrready?!
Dusty Rhodes: Let's do it.
Michael: For the thousands in attendance here at ringside and the millions watching around the world on television, ladies and gentlemen, [drawing it out] LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!

Michael: Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, let me introduce the men whose plan and goal is to take over the WCW with force and hostility. We were told there would be three of these interlopers, and I must apologize as I have been informed, and as you can see, there are only two. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the Outsiders!

Mean Gene Okerlund: Gentlemen, if I could have your attention. I don't have police protection with me at this time, but I want to confront you in front of this full house here at the Ocean Center and millions of others across the country and around the world. I don't see three men here tonight; where is your partner?
Scott Hall: You know, Scheme Gene, Chico, you know too much already. All you need to know, little man, is he's here, and he's ready.
Mean Gene: [turns to Kevin Nash] Well, wait a minute. Is your partner telling me that your third man is in the building?
Kevin Nash: Oh, he's here all right, Gene. Let me tell you something. We got enough to handle it right now, right here.

Tony: And then there was one, and it was Sting and he doesn't look too good.
[Hulk Hogan comes out]
Dusty: Hulkamania!
Tony: Hulk Hogan! Hulk Hogan's here!!
Dusty: Hulk Hogan is in the building!
Tony: You're damn right, he is!
Dusty: Go get 'em, Hulkster!
Bobby Heenan: Yeah, but whose side is he on?
Dusty: Go...what are you talkin' about?
Bobby: Whose side is he on?
Dusty: What are you talking about?
Tony: (as Hogan rips his shirt off) Yes sir!
Dusty: Get 'em Hogan! Go get 'em baby!
Tony: Come on and get some of this now!
Dusty: Who's bad now boys?
Tony: Hulk Hogan arrived, [Hogan drops the leg on Randy Savage] OH MY GOD!!!
Dusty: WHAT IS HE DOING?!! IS HE THE THIRD MAN?!!
Bobby: He's the third man!
Dusty: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!!
Bobby: Hulk Hogan has betrayed WCW! He is the third man in this picture.
Tony: Oh my god!
Dusty: What the hell is going on?!
Tony: Oh my god!!
Dusty: Are you kidding me?!
Bobby: Probably the lowest shot ever given to professional wrestling. That man did right there, Hulk Hogan.
Tony: Let's get everybody out of the dressing room right now and kick his rear end!
Dusty: Unbelievable, brother. You've just sold your soul to the devil.
Bobby: What have I been saying all these years? Huh, what have I been saying all these years? You humanoids!
Dusty: [as Hogan drops a 3rd leg on Savage] A career of a lifetime right down the drain kid! I hope you love it. You just sold your soul to the devil.
Bobby: [as Hall counts the pin of Hogan on Savage] Can you see the little Hulksters with tears rolling down their faces right now?
Tony: We are not even going to acknowledge that three count.
Bobby: Now, what happens to us? What happens now to WCW?
Tony: There was no three count. I'd never thought I would say he's yellow, but he may be wearing red, but he's wearing red AND yellow!
Bobby: What do we do now?
Dusty: I tell you what, this an unbelievable situation at the Bash at the Beach. Hulkamania, the third guy with the Outsiders, betrayed WCW.
Tony: Can't talk.
Bobby: Well, I told you so.
Dusty: Enjoy it my friend. You got to look yourself in the mirror. You got to stand up and look in the mirror.
Tony: [the crowd starts throwing trash at Hogan] There you go, that's right.
Bobby: I never thought I'd see people throwing debris at Hulk Hogan. I knew it should have been done a long time ago.
Tony: I guess this was premeditated all the way back from 94. I guess this is what it was.
Bobby: Look at the ring.
Tony: The most incredible scene...
Bobby: And Savage, his best friend, one of his best friends, Hogan turns on him.

2000[edit]

Bash at the Beach[edit]

Tony Schiavone: We go back, though, a few weeks ago, the power... the Jackhammer by Goldberg on the back of Hogan through the table, wondering if Hogan could even come back. We have not seen Hogan since that time. We all knew. Scott, I knew, much as you won't admit, Madden, you knew that Hogan would make it back to Bash at the Beach.
Mark Madden: No, no, I knew he'd never miss a big pay-per-view payday... [As soon as the bell rings, Jeff Jarrett lies down in the middle of the ring] What's Jeff doing?! What's Jeff doing?!
Scott Hudson: Is it Halloween Havoc all over again?
Mark: Russo's... I think Russo told Jarrett to lie down.
Scott: Russo's holding up the belt like, "you want the belt? Pin the man. Jarrett's down."
Tony: And Hogan is as shocked as we are.

Vince Russo: There's only one way for me to do this, and that's for me to tell it like it is. You know, three weeks ago, I left WCW.
Crowd: RUSSO SUCKS!
Vince: Three weeks ago, I left WCW, and quite frankly, I didn't know if I was gonna come back. And the reason I didn't know I was gonna come back or not is because, from day one that I've been in WCW, I've done nothing, nothing but deal with the bullshit of the politics behind that curtain. The fact of the matter is, I have a wife, I have three kids at home, and I really don't need this shit. But let me tell you why I did come back. I came back for every one of the guys in that locker room that week in, week out bust their ass for WCW. I came back for the Booker Ts. I came back for every single guy in MIA. I came back for the Animals, I came back for Jarrett, I came back for the guys behind that curtain that give a shit about this company. And let me tell you who doesn't give a shit about this company. That goddamn politician, Hulk Hogan.
Because let me tell you people what happened in this ring tonight. All day long, I'm playing politics with Hulk Hogan, because Hulk Hogan tonight wants to play his creative control card, and to Hulk Hogan, that meant that tonight, in the middle of this ring, when he knew it was bullshit, he beats Jeff Jarrett. Well guess what! Hogan got his wish. Hogan got his belt and he went the hell home, and I promise everybody or else I'll go in the goddamn grave, you will never see that piece of shit again!
But I also... I sat out there with people just like you, and I know you paid good money to come here tonight, and nobody is gonna be ripped off tonight. So Hulk Hogan now has the WCW belt. And Hulk, let's refer to that as the Hulk Hogan Memorial Belt, because from here on in, that belt don't mean shit! Because there will be a new WCW belt, and as far as I'm concerned, that belt still belongs to the one guy that busts his ass week in and week out in the middle of this ring, and you guys can love him or hate him, but that guy doesn't screw anybody back there, and that's Jeff Jarrett.
Now hold on a minute. Jeff Jarrett is still the official WCW Champion, but he will defend that tile in this ring tonight. He will defend that title against the son-of-a-bitch who for 14 years has been busting his ass in WCW and can't get a goddamn break because of the Hulk Hogans, and I'm talking about Booker T! Booker T and Jeff Jarrett are the two reasons why I'm in this damn stinking business to being with. So tonight in this ring, for the WCW Title, two deserving guys, Jarrett and Booker will compete for the WCW, and they'll tear this goddamn house down. And Hogan, you big bald son of a bitch, kiss my ass!

Tony: [as Jarrett climbs to the top rope with a guitar] He's doing everything in his power to keep the championship. He's got another acoustic equalizer, Scott. He's got it, and I wanna tell you, he hits it right now, it's over with.
Scott: Billy Silverman just got Stroked out by the World Champion.
Tony: Booker doesn't see Jarrett... [As Jarrett jumps, Booker catches him and hits the Book End] BOOK END! BOOK END! [Mark "Slick" Johnson rushes to the ring and counts] There's the referee...two...THREE!
Scott: WE'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!
Mark: Oh my God! Booker T's the World Champion! Booker T's the Champ!
Tony: I don't believe it!
Scott: He came to the building fighting one man, he fought the champion! He won the gold, he is the top man in this sport!
Tony: He caught him with the Book End! Look at the fans standing! They're raising the roof with Booker T, the World Heavyweight Champion! What a moment in WCW history this is!
Scott: Hard work pays off! Booker T busted his ass for 14 years, and he is now the heavyweight champion of the world!
Mark: Hard work paid off for the people that bought this pay-per-view, too. Hard work entertained everybody. This is what it should have been like a long time ago! A long time ago! Finally, the new WCW really is the new WCW!