Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl is a 2024 British stop-motion animated film based on the animated series Wallace and Gromit.

Wallace

• A chicken?! Behind all this?! [Feathers removes his disguise] Good grief! It's you! Again!
• Oh, fancy a cup of tea, do you? The cheek of it! Well, I wouldn't bother with that teapot. It doesn't work!
• Oh, so that's your plan. You get away scot-free with the diamond, and everyone thinks I'm the evil inventor who stole it. Why that's... that's... vengeance most fowl!
• Give him the diamond, lad. I can live without inventing, but I can't live without... [gulps] me best pal.

Others

• Judge: Feathers McGraw, you've been found guilty of the attempted robbery of the Blue Diamond. If not for 2 upstanding citizens, you would've succeeded in your wicked plan. Therefore, it's the decision of this court, that for the rest of your natural life, you'll be removed to a high-security institution.

Dialogue

[At the museum presentation of the Blue Diamond...]

PC Albert: And there we have it, ladies and gentlemen. Safely on display for all posterity. The blue diamond.

[all of a sudden, PC Mukherjee gasps and the crowd looks on in shock]

Mayor: [disappointed] It's not as shiny in real life, is it?

PC Albert: [confused] You what?

[PC Albert glances over. In his hand, where the diamond is meant to be, is a turnip. Albert yelps in shock and drops the turnip onto the diamond's pillow.]

PC Albert: That's a flippin' TURNIP!!!

[everyone gasps]

PC Mukherjee: You didn't check inside the sack, chief, before you put it in the vault?

PC Albert: Erm... [realises in horror] Oh...

[PC Albert has a flashback to Wallace handing him the sack, before locking it in the safe.]

PC Albert: [in flashback] Right! Anyone fancy a pint?

[snap back to the present day]

PC Albert: Oh...

PC Mukherjee: So, if you've been guarding a turnip all these years, then... where is the Blue Diamond?!

Cast

• Ben Whitehead — Wallace
• Peter John Kay — Chief Inspector Mackintosh
• Lauren Patel — Mukherjee
• Reece Shearsmith — Norbot, Norbot's Minions
• Diane Morgan — Onya Doorstep
• Muzz Khan — Anton Deck
• Adjoa Andoh — Judge