Wander Over Yonder
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- Lord Hater: You're too late, Emperor Awesome! The universe, will soon be MINE!
- Pan to Emperor Awesome.
- Emperor Awesome:Yeah, right, bro. I'm takin' you all the way down to Awesome Town.
- Shows Awesome riding dinosaur
- Emperor Awesome: Fire Breath!
- (The dinosaur releases fire from its mouth)
- Wander: (From a distance) Hater! Is that you? It's me, Wander! Are you here to watch the planets align, too? Look! I even packed a piiicniiiiic! I can fix it!
- Hater: No! The sooner the star being, no I said that al – GOH! WHERE WAS I?!
- Wander: (Referring to Sylvia) She wanted to come, but she had to go to the bathroom! Zbornaks go only once every like, five months? Crazy, huh? She told me it takes a while, and it's kind of embarrassing. And so she doesn't want everybody knowin' about it, so she said: (imitating Sylvia) "Wander, don't go blabbin' like ya always do!" (stops, in normal voice) Oh.
- Hater: I DON'T CARE!
- Wander: Where? Well, I don't know 'where' she's goin' to the bathroom, around here somewhere! Why do ya wanna know? (at the camera, in deep voice) Rude. (normal voice) It's okay though, 'cause I promised her I'd take pictures! (takes out a camera) Smile! (takes picture)
- (Awesome and his army laugh)
- Awesome: Dude, text me that photo!
- Hater: Peepers, Flaming Skulls, NOW!
- Commander Peepers: Already loaded, Sir.
- Hater: Eeeexcelleeeent.
- Peepers: Now Sir, the trajectory is locked, so you need to hit the trigger exactly when Awesome's troops reach the bottom of the –
- Hater: Peepers! Are you telling me what to do?!
- Peepers: Of course not, sir! Carry on.
- Sylvia: LISTEN, YOU COSMIC CREEPS!!!!! MY FRIEND HERE DOESN'T WANT YOUR "Greatest consciousness" HULLABALOO!!!! WHAT HE WANTS IS TO SEE SOMETHING IN THE BOX!!!!!!!!! So, PUT. SOMETHING. IN. THE. BOX.
The Fancy Party
- Hater: Forget polite and proper. Forget witty and charming. I am NOT the ultimate gentleman! *Hater blasts Wander off his feet* I am LORD HATER! THE ULTIMATE EVIL! When I want something, I take it! And I want your power, NOW!!!